How Stereotypical You Are... |
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The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
Do you drink [alcohol]? | yes, but not the way you're probibly thinking. I drink in moderation. The Jewish Rhabbi's once said, "Without wine there is no joy". |
Do you party a lot? How often? | Mmm not a heck of a lot.... I think 5 was my tops in one month, but yeah - it's just whatever. |
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes? | no |
How often do you use the word like in an average hour? | umm....like.... 6 times? how should I know? |
Do you skip classes? How often? | no.... never... I either skip school or skip nothin at all. |
Do you have casual sex? Protected? | no |
Do you steal? | no. I have, but it isn't something I want to repeat. |
Do you wear inappropriate clothing? | define appropriate |
Do you drool over celebrities? | not truely |
Do you watch a lot of TV? | I never watch tv. And when I say never, I don't mean on a rare occasion. I mean, the last time I watched tv was over a year ago. |
Do you ever watch the News? | no. the reports are all biased |
Do you even care about world issues? | to an extent |
Do you read books often? | no |
Are you failing a lot of your classes? | some |
Do you spend most of your time with your friends? | not as much as I'ld like to |
Do you smoke cigarettes? | no |
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens? | no |
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone? | no |
Do you cuss a lot? | moderatly |
Are you desperate to fit in? | no, it comes naturally :P |
Are you intelligent? | I like to think so |
The Goth Stereotype |
Black lipstick? | I have, but it's not my thing really - for parties and such I will |
Black eyeliner? | same as black lipstick. |
Black eyeshadow? | read above |
Black trenchcoat? | yeah I used to wear it a lot, but now just whenever it matches the rest of my clothing |
Black boots? | when I play paintball, yeah, I use black jump-boots |
Black fishnets? | see black lipstick and eyeliner. |
Black nail polish? | see fishnets |
Cigarettes? | nope |
Heavy metal music? | yeah, I like some |
Marilyn Manson? | a song or two, but not particularly |
Kittie? | what a horrable up voice |
Cradle of Filth? | no, this is one of the metal bands that I really, truely, dislike. Another sickening voice. |
Constant frown and perpetual angst? | nope |
Do you like to be seen as | I don't care |
Are you an intellectual? | I like to think so. |
An atheist? | no |
Horrible home life? | great home life |
Hopelessly depressed? | nope, I'm basicly never depressed |
Suffering with suicidal idealations? | nope, not the slightest hint of the idea |
Self-mutilation? | nope, not my barrel of monkies |
The Punk Stereotype |
Plaid? | I have one shirt, yes, |
Big black boots? | for paintball, jump-boots, yes. |
Mohawk? | have before, but no. |
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial] | nope. |
Loud, confident and opinionated? | opinionated, maybe to an extent, but I dont force it apon others, and I dont find a need to proclaim to the world openly and irritatingly, that I disagree with everyone |
Wild hair colors? | no |
NOFX? | not my style |
Rancid? | nah |
Well versed on political scandals and outrages? | political scandles have become a trend, and one that I find to be very annoying |
A | A? |
The Jock Sterotype |
What's your IQ? | I don't remember.... havn't tested in a year or two |
Do you watch a lot of sports? | no |
Play a lot of sports? | paintball |
Talk a lot about sports? | no |
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports? | Umm, I have a life you know... (a-ha..ha.. I say as I'm filling out this deal... ah ha... ha..) |
Are you arrogant? | Some may say, others have told me strongly otherwise. |
Are you a male or female whore? | I prefer not to be a whore at all. |
Are you homophobic? | no, but if they touch me, they'll be afraid of me. |
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident? | that's just immature. |
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity? | nope. I wear pink - I must be secure. |
Boobs = yes? | I don't have any, no, but they are nice.... just so long as they arn't HUGE. |
Parties = yes? | Yeah they're pretty fun - but "Parties" is such a generalization that.... yeah you need a steriotype survey for that thing. |
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes? | that's for the ones that make themselves too weak to succeed. |
The Girl Stereotype |
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence? | yeah... about 5 - 10 seconds |
Have you ever been on a diet? | nope |
How much did you lose? | see above |
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder? | see above |
Make yourself throw up? | see above |
Make-up? | see above |
Low-cut tops? | see above |
How big are your boobies? [Cup size] | umm... the one right below A? |
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it? | sometimes, if it blocks my and their eye contact |
Giggle a lot? | nope |
What's the deal with boys? | what the varg? |
Thongs? | nope |
Pretty bras? | nope |
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al? | nope |
Who's the weaker sex? | we are equal |
Are you a feminist? | no |
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot? | he's good looking, sure |
How often do you shave your legs? | never |
How about your armpits? | never |
Are you emotional? | inside |
Especially when on your period? | I dont have periods |
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
Originality or Acceptance? | me? ummm... you tell me. And yeah, seriously, do tell me. |
Independence or Companionship? | Independance when nessicary |
Stability or Freedom? | Stable Freedom. |
Personal or Interpersonal? | Personal |
Introvert or Extrovert? | big words |
Popularity or Isolation? | isolation stunts the growth of nural pathways which causes a billion problems - depression, medical/emotional shock, shyness, muteness, inability to associate... I could go on |
Unique or Loved? | Love that includes your uniqueness |
Understood or Individual? | Understood individual |
You or Them? | Them |
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