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Wednesday, December 13, 2006


   Christmas Party
Im soi excited. On Saturday I get to go to the most amazing christmas party ever!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! I made firychaos mad because I wouldn't tell her what I wanted. She tried to keep me hostage until I would tell, but I had to catch the bus, so she had to let me go. GOOD LUCK TO YOU, FIRYCHAOS!!!
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Thursday, November 23, 2006


   Turkey Day
Happy turkey day to all you little people that read about how crap my life is! And good luck to Lakeville South High School in the 5A football championship game tomarrow!
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Friday, November 10, 2006


   sick
im totally sick! got to miss school though! i am losing my voice too! imagine what i will do if i cant talk! my life would be hell, i would have nothing to do and I wouldn't be able to make fun of annie's COCOA COLA SHIRT!!
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006


   Homework
Why do teachers have to assign homework? I mean, it's a total waste of time. We spend all of the school day learning, then why do we have to learn at home too?
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Sunday, November 5, 2006


   School
Dang, we have school tomarrow! I hate school, there is nothing useful that you do there!
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Saturday, November 4, 2006


   EXCITED!!!!
im totally excited because I get to go to an amazing holloween party tonight! (yes, I know it's past holloween, but why do you care?) It's going to be so much fun and I can't wait to get high on sugar and caffene (did I spell that right). Plus, there is going to be the traditional PBC Pipe fights!! YEA!!
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Friday, November 3, 2006


   Another stupid dumb thing my sister is making me put on here
a mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency room!
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   Joke from sister's email
Police in Radnor , Pa , interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
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   Homework
Technically, im supposed to be doing homework, but we have the day off of school, who wants to do homework anyway!?
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