Saturday, August 28, 2004

   Story: Chapter One: Meet the teams
Disclaimer: I own nothing copy-writed in this story... Heck, I don’t even own my own insanity


If you dislike character bashing I suggest you run away from this as fast as you can. Have you ever been so fed up with certain characters that you’ve felt like screaming? That’s how I feel when Tea from Yu-Gi-Oh goes on a friendship speech, Serenity yells “Big brother!” Or Hilary from Beyblade gets all high and mighty. Don’t get me wrong; it’s not just the girls that annoy me, as you’ll find out. What I’m doing is getting a team of my favourite characters to come and destroy the ones I hate! Muahahaha!!!!!!!!

Psycho Dende: Here we go again…

Hey! Sorry, that’s my alter ego Psycho Dende, he’s weak and pathetic and he’ll pop up every now and again so just ignore him.

Psycho Dende: You can’t ignore me!

AS I WAS SAYING!!!!! Every post that I do I’ll get another character, feel free to nominate a character for destruction or one for the elite team of mighty warriors, I don’t mind as long as I get some feed back. Anyhoos! On with the story!


DBZHobbit was pacing in her living room in her house waiting for people to arrive. She had sent out the special invitations over a week ago and it specifically said that today was the day to meet and she had even added her address so she could be found. And yet everyone had miraculously managed to be late. After what felt like hours there was a knock on the door and the small girl rushed to answer it. “Marik! You made it!” Marik Ishtar, Psycho extraordinaire, stood and received a glomp from the girl “You’re the first one here”

“I am? I was planning on being fashionably late”

“By the looks of it so did everyone else”


One by one everyone eventually came within the next hour, Mr K was last as he’d been held up by Ryuichi but soon enough everyone was assembled in DBZHobbit’s living room and the brunette stood on her coffee table so she could be seen and heard “Okay! Everyone pay attention! You all know why you’re here so I’m going to make this introduction as quick as I can. I’m DBZHobbit, The head of the operation”

“But you’re tiny” Seto Kaiba spoke up from his place in the corner next to a seemingly bored Kai Hiwitari

“Size doesn’t matter Kaiba-Kun. Just because I’m short doesn’t mean I’m not capable of anything. I thought that you’d know this considering you’ve had your butt kicked my Yugi Motou more times than not” Everyone from the ‘Yu-Gi-Oh Faction’ laughed and Kaiba shut up.

“I’ll introduce you all by ‘Faction’ From the Yu-Gi-Oh Faction we have Seto Kaiba, Marik Ishtar, Ryou Bakura and Jounouchi Katsuya AKA Joey Wheeler. From the Beyblade Faction we have Kai Hiwitari, Tala Ivanov and Rei Kon. From Dragonball Z we have Piccolo Diamoh and Vegeta- Vegeta, do you have a surname?” All she got in response was a death glare and a growl “Okay, I guess not... anyhoos, from the Shaman King Faction we have Len Tao, Trey Horo Horo and Faust VIII. From Gundam Wing we have Duo Maxwell, Quatre Winner and Milliardo Peacecraft. From Naruto we have Sasuke Uchiha; from Gravitation we have K and from Outlaw Star we have Gene Starwind and Fred Lou”

Gene looked over at his companion “Why did you tell Fred to come”

DBZHobbit grinned, “Because I like Fred! He’s funny!” Suddenly a shot whistled past her ear and everyone stared at K who was holding his Magnum that was still smoking “Get on with it”

“You’re going to pay for the hole in the wall you know…”

“I’ve got the money.”

“I didn’t say it was in money” She then gave an evil smile to rival Yami Bakura’s and K stood worried “Anyhoos, the teams are as follows: Team One: Kai Hiwitari, Quatre Winner, Jounouchi Katsuya, Len Tao and Vegeta. Team Two: Trey Horo Horo, Tala Ivanov, Ryou Bakura, Duo Maxwell and K. Team Three: Piccolo Diamoh, Milliardo Peacecraft, Gene Starwind, Marik Ishtar and Rei Kon. Team Four: Faust VIII, Sasuke Uchiha, Seto Kaiba and Fred Lou.” She clapped her hands “So, you’ll all receive your missions and targets by a special method so you’ll have to stick together until then. Everyone got that? Yes? Okay! Fall out!” DBZHobbit then jumped off the table and a little voice in her head that was Psycho Dende piped up //Why did you put them in those teams?\\

//What do you mean?\\

//Why didn’t you put the moody people all in one team, the fun people all in one team, the trigger happy people all in one team?\\

//Because nothing would get done, the moody people wouldn’t bother to do anything, the fun people would just goof off and the trigger happy people would just shoot everything whether it was the target or not\\

//Wow, you actually thought something through\\

//Oh shut up\\

And with that the teams set out and DBZHobbit went to her command room AKA her bedroom and decided who the first targets should be.

To be continued! Please give me feed back on this!

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