Monday, August 2, 2004

'You are f*cking crazy. You can't shoot me but you can shoot yourself?'

And because I promised Shin (More plugging of Shin's site! Lol!), this post shall have the very last quiz that I ever post on my site! 1) What is your name? Kayla 2) Date of birth? September 14th, 1991. 3) Sex? Female. 4) Height? Five feet, three inches (four inches when I'm wearing my Vans). 5) Weight? Somewhere around 120 lbs. Now that we finally have that BS out of the way, we can get to the real questions. 6) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No. 7) If you answered ‘yes’ to that question, nice work. If you answered ‘no,’ then why the hell not, you antisocial twit? Because all of the guys at my school(Ok, most of them) are annoying perverts >=( 8) Do you have a crush on someone? Sort of. 9) If you answered ‘yes’ to this, do you fantasize about this person incessantly at all hours of the day? No. Not at all. 10) If you answered ‘no’ to this, do you fantasize about other people incessantly at all hours of the day? Well, no. 11) Do you smoke? No. 12) If you smoke, then why do you smoke? I don't. And that's that. 13) Do you drink? No. 14) Have you ever hitched a ride with Ted Kennedy after getting drunk off your ass at the local pub and ended up getting into an accident that involved you running over Bambi? *licks lips* Oh yeah, Bambi was good... 15) Do you use idiotic adjectives such as ‘ghetto’, ‘pimp’ or ‘player’ to describe yourself? No. 16) If so, why has nobody beaten your ass and dumped your mangled body in the river yet? Because they'll never catch me! Uh, biatch! 17) Do you have a journal (online or otherwise)? Yes. 18) If you answered no, and you are filling this survey out on your blog, you are a fucking idiot. Not really a question, just a general comment. 19) What is your deepest secret? I’m not telling you. 20) Please? No. 21) Asshole. 22) What is your favorite Simpsons quote (because everyone has watched at least older episodes of The Simpsons, and if they haven’t, they’re inferior beings)? Hmm...There aren't really any that I can name off the top of my head. 23) Family Guy or Futurama? Futurama. 24) If you chose Family Guy, why don’t you just admit right now that you’re an idiot? Nothing can match the humor of Futurama. 25) If you chose Futurama, why does it rock so much? Because it combines the best elements of both Family Guy and The Simpsons. (yeah, what Shin said, lol) 26) If you chose neither, then you should get a sense of humor, you soulless freak. Yet another general comment. 27) Do you enjoy talking on the phone? No. 28) If you answered ‘yes’, why do you like talking on the phone? I really don't. 29) If you answered ‘no’, why is the telephone the spawn of Satan? Just because. 30) Are you flexible? Sometimes. *bends over the chair and grabs a slice of pizza* That flexible enough for ya? 31) In what ways do you use your flexibility? Uh... 32) Have you ever run away from home? No. 33) If you ever ran away from home, what would be the first thing you do? Hunt down my online friends. *evil grin* 34) What do most people compliment you on? My stories and drawings. 35) What do most people insult you for? For being 12 (Don't ask me why, they just do. Strange, I know...). 36) Do you have a good sense of humor? My mom says my jokes are corny. 37) What is your ‘style’ of humor? Style? I just kind of think of stuff off the top of my head... 38) Do you ever feel the need to ramble on endlessly to answer a survey question? Yeah, sometimes. 39) When was the last time you were drunk? Yesterday. I was drunk off my love for Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid...*drools and glomps* 40) Are you the romantic type? Lots of people seem to think so. 41) What exactly is the romantic type? Should you really be asking this question to someone who has no need for romance? 42) What do you feel is your best quality? My artistic ways. 43) Why? Because I rule! 44) What do you feel is your worst quality? My inability to be able to explain things thoroughly or to just exlain things. 45) Why? I really don't know. 46) Do you know what ‘Chucks’ are? Nope, not at all. 47) Why don’t other people know that seemingly trivial, yet extremely important bit of information? Because the only two names of shoes that I focus on are Vans and Airwalks, lol. 48) Were you at all worried that this survey would become serious in any way? Nope, never. 49) What one word would you use to describe yourself? Thieving bastard. Oh, wait, that's two words isn't it? 50) Finally, why are you the way you are? Eh, its kind of hard to explain. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good that this will forever be the final survey that I will put on my blog: DDG Ok, now onto something that I'm really pissed about. There's this kid at a friend of mine's forums and he really pisses me off. Here's why: Quote: you can stop acting like a loser now.,... no really....... and your 12 years old how the hell do u even KNOW about south park?? That was in response to my post, which said: Yes, poo. Like...Mr. Hankey! The Christmas Poo! Sorry...my step-cousin is watching Disc 3 from the South Park Third Season disc set and its on the Mr. Hankey Christmas Special episode... Everybody run! Mickey's a vampire! God, he really pisses me off. I then went off and did my best to set him straight with this post: I've been watching South Park since I was about 7 or 8 years old. =P The more you imply the fact that I'm 12 years old doesn't make any difference in what I say or do. I'm 12, so what? I'm an overly mature/extremely immature 12 year old, dammit and I'm proud of that fact. I have the right to say and do what I want, when I want and you have no right to stop me; you can't mess with people's free will, freedom of speech and freedom of expression. =P I was then backed up by one of the Admin's. He went on saying to the member who was slandering me: Damnit, I told you to drop that! I'm getting annoyed and if you don't stop acting like a 5-year old I will not be happy. This isn't the only case, though. He, along with a few of his friends on the board have made fun of my choice in my music and also have "tried" to stop me from posting my graphics in the Graphics Section, a section that of which I Moderate. (Click here to view that thread, I'm Ninja DG, btw) I would really like to hurt him right now. I would really, really like to. He has absolutely no reason to call me a loser, to make fun of my choice in music and to try and prevent me from posting my graphics. He has no right to do that. No right at all. Hmph, well, anyway, I think I'm going to go PM him about it and ask him why he feels the need to do stuff like that. Progress, much much progress I've made a lot of progress with my website. All of the pages have been recolored and I'm going to be working on a few banners in the moment that will randomly appear at the tops of each of the pages. I also cleaned out my TAD Photobucket account. I think all that's left on there now is the Pictures of the Week, Hentai Free and Forums banners. Well, I think that's all for me. I need to go work on those banners now. -DDG

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