Monday, December 13, 2004

DAILY PRISONER SHAKEDOWN REPORT

You can tell I'm really uninspired to write a witty title when I'm taking phrases from papers lying in front of me. And yes, there is a little notepad in front of me that has at the top of it: MICHIGAN DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS DAILY PRISONER SHAKEDOWN REPORT Oddly enough, the contents on the paper have nothing to do with the title of it. Its just a bunch of random notes that my mom made. She just writes things down on whatever paper she can find... Come to think of it, why does Lonnie have a prisoner shakedown report notepad here anyway? Ah, best not to think about it I guess. Although...it does make me wonder. What kinds of things is he finding during these shakedowns? God, just the thought of shakedowns makes me rethink about considering a job as a Corrections Officer...that's not really the job I'd want anyway. Nope. And you know what? I bet none of you will ever guess everything I wrote down and checked on the career choice considerations we did a few weeks back in Jumpstart. Ok, so maybe you might guess one or two things I checked. But other than that, there's no way you'd ever guess! =P Only Xio could, but that's because 1.) she was there and 2.) we discussed everything we considered afterwards. Some call it commentry on commentry...I call it: Commentry on Commentry: kamemaster: Yep, most definitely. Mimmi: Strawberry boy? Don't believe I've ever heard that name before. Shin: There's some kind of...mystic, seducing charm behind them. That's what it is. Zefie: Wee, glad you like it. Yes, never stare at something for too long...especially if its on a computer screen. You could do permanent damage! Or just make your head hurt...or something. Baron: Yeah, loads of fun. If you call staying up 'till 3 AM and writing and reading fun. Well, I finally finished the The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. It was a marvelous book. I was sad to see it end. Gladly, I have the Two Towers checked out at the moment, so I started reading that today and made quite a bit of progress. I think I read 1-30 during Jumpstart and then 30-50 during English... Unto other matters... I'm sure you all remember how I said I really wanted to play Orphen, right? Well, I played it last night for awhile and played it today for awhile...before I had the urge to snap the game into a million tiny shards. Yeah, it ticked me off that much. See, there was this one part where I had to get past a bunch of swinging axes and stuff along the lines of that. Well, if I got hit by one of the axes, right after I got back up after falling, the axe would swing back down and kill me. One hit from the axe takes half your HP, so you're sort of screwed if you can't get back out of the way after getting hit. And then, once I'd gotten past all of that shit, there was this big monster that really ticked me off. No matter what I did, he just wouldn't fucking die. No matter how many times I hit him, he would just charge me and push me back farther along the hall. And you know what happens when you get pushed back too far along the hall? You fall off a cliff to your miserable death and have to start over back at the beginning of the axes. I was so fucking ticked off. I chucked my controller on the floor and stomped out into the kitchen, where I gorged on some food...Ah, gorging on food to relieve your troubles. What a wonderful thing, eh? No wonder I'm chubby. >.> I need something new, something fantabulous to talk about. But what's fantabulous about my life? Nothing at all. Except my phone conversations with Xio, but there's no way for me to relay those here...unless I tapped the phone and recorded the conversations onto the computer. But that would take some intense bit of programming and stuff...and I'm not very familiar in that kind of area. Although, it is something that would be so totally awesome to do. And now I'm suddenly reminded of a certain part of my story. Oh the joy of text to text connections...*sigh* And I mean constant text to text connection. I've used so many different things in my story that I can do a text to text link for about everything... Boy I sure do live a repetitive life. o_O That was a little off topic I guess, but I must agree with myself here. I do live a repetitive life. I don't think I've done anything different or new for months. Its just the same things everyday. Sleep, wake up, dress, ride the bus, go to school, ride the bus, eat, read, write, play video games, get on the internet, shower, write, watch TV, fall asleep, wake up...(repeat process) Well, atleast I always know what's going down that day with this repetitive process. Even if it does get a bit boring after awhile. Well, I better go see if I can think of the next page for my Naruto manga... -DDG Day: 120 [A new Strong Bad email just for the occasion!]

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