Wednesday, January 5, 2005

The Mobster in disguise

Whee, happy birthday to Bombu a.k.a. Wingnut Ninja a.k.a. BlueYoshi. You're the best big bro! *hugs* Xio and I have come to the conclusion that Mr. Elsea, our science teacher, is a Mobster. Lets look at the facts: 1.) When the question, "can I borrow a pencil?" is asked, he is known to request a payment of however many Vestabucks he feels like receiving that day. If you cannot pay these Vestabucks, you must pay in other ways. Xio had to pay him Vestabucks and four pencils or else she would have been charged a bunch of Vestabucks and have been given twenty-eight lunch detentions. 2.) Apparently, someone left there agenda in his classroom. He took the agenda and has not given it back. The boy who left it happened to have another one, that of which he also left in his classroom and is now in the possession of Mr. Elsea. The boy has also left his library book in there, that of which Mr. Elsea had previously denied ever having seen before. The truth has come out: Mr. Elsea had went from classroom to classroom asking if the book was anyone's and after receiving answers of "no" and "never seen it" he took it to the library and returned it about a week ago. It seems he continued to deny the fact that he had ever found the book until today when he learned that the boy was finally told about what Mr. Elsea had done. 3.) His lessons seem to involve inflicting pain upon his students or the premise of being able to inflict pain upon a student if that student happened to be irresponsible. Building compacitors, lighting a table on fire, lighting steel wool, setting paper on fire, a million other things that have to do with fire, chasing Levi around the classroom with a liter... He's a pyromaniac; lets leave it at that. 4.) And lastly, he dresses like a Mobster who's just came back from a "business meeting." A suit and tie was what he wore today. No labcoat which is unusual for him. Maybe he wore one earlier but he usually wears one to Math Club as well. Interesting, most interesting. And he just had this air of... being involved in unnameable activities. Is he making business propositions with the other teachers? Most likely with Mr. Kraft? And if I may quote myself: He's just like a Mobster, only without the violence. It was also suggested earlier that Xio and I should follow him and his white van(wonder what's in there...) to spy on him and learn his Mobster ways. He's a Mobster and we'll keep saying it until proven otherwise. There's supposed to be a storm tonight, er, a little later tonight into tomorrow. Here's hoping its big enough and bad enough to cancel school *crosses fingers* Heh. I have this program on here called "MovieWOW" or something like that and I was screwing around with it last night. I ended up using the a few of the clips and stationary images they gave me as examples to make a "web commercial" about a real life Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It was funny... but I the stupid program encountered an "error" and wouldn't let me save it. *cries* That's ok, though. I'll just make another one! -DDG Day: 143

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