Tuesday, February 8, 2005

KIFFLOM!

Don't get the mumps, bumps, chumps, dumps, fumps, gumps, humps, jumps, klumps, numps, pumps, plumps, qumps, rumps, sumps, stumps, tumps, vumps, wumps, xumps, yumps, zumps or anything else of the sort. The mumps are going around or something like that. Apparently, someone in the Middle School was diagnosed with the mumps(and they'd already had their vaccinations, too) so we're supposed to be "on the lookout" for signs of the mumps. *shrugs* I don't usually get stuff like that. Whenever something's going around the school I always seem to be exempt from it, which is a good thing. Before any of you continue, if you don't wish to hear me talk about "girl issues" please head down to the second horizontal rule after this one: I hate when I have my period. Its so fucking annoying and irritating. I always get the worst attitude, I'm moody and worst of all, I get horrible cramps. I mean tear-jerking, oh-my-god-I-think-I'm-going-to-die stuff. Well, maybe not that serious, but they do get pretty bad. And it sucks if I get them at school because then I'm hunched over my desk all day while my stomach is in fits. And another thing that bugs me is that my period is just so... random. I cannot pinpoint the week that it will come. Never. I've also never had my period for more than three months in a row(usually if I have my period for one week over the course of three months I end up skipping a few months before I have another). Its just really quite annoying. Some months I'll have it in the middle of the month(Most notably, the week of my birthday. I got lucky this past year as it ended about a day before my pool party at the hotel), other months I'll have it the last week of the month into the first week and some months I'll have it the first week of the month and on into the middle(such as this week). And some months I'll either not get it at all or, if I do get it, its just dry stuff or a bunch of vaginal fluid. And I can usually tell when I'm going to have just that kind of stuff. I just feel a lot different from when I have my acutal period. Ugh, but this week's going to be horrible. Its already started out horrible. My flow's extremely heavy. Over the course of today at school I filled up an entire pad(I mean, the ENTIRE thing). Luckily, the pad is like... really awesome. Not a single drop of blood spilled over and onto my pants. And even if any had, I had my sweatshirt tied around my waist just in case(I usually do that when I'm at school and on my period; I just feel too self conscious if I don't. Feel like everyone's staring at me and silently laughing or something. I hate being so paranoid...) And to think today's only the second day... *whines and whimpers, holding her stomach* Two down, five to go. And there's another thing: I had this book once, that told me that periods last from 3-7 days and every period I have, I'm hoping for a short three day one. Only a few times have I been lucky enough to have a short 3 day period. I almost always have a seven day period, with non-stop flow and only about a day of slow down where there's hardly anything and then it picks up again the next day. But enough of this girl chatter. I just needed to get that off my chest. Ok, all you people out there uncomfortable about the talk of periods can come back now. The coast is clear. All talk about the horrible monthly visitor has ceased. I found this cool website last night. Its got a lot of stuff on Astrology and whatnot. I surfed around it and took a few different tests. I've got something planned for them for my next post. I would do it today, but I need something to do for my next one or else I wont be posting for awhile. But you can visit the site here. Its pretty cool. And in other news, I finished The Hobbit last night, started I Know What You Did Last Summer and finished I Know What You Did Last Summer today. Next I'm going to read Pay It Forward, then The Wind in the Willows. And yes, I plan to attempt to do it all today. This is because my PS2 at the moment is "busted." Or put in easier terms, the disc tray wont open. Lonnie says he can probably fix it so he's going to take a look at it tonight when he gets home and if he can't fix it, my mom's going to take it to Main Street Audio and Video in Mount Pleasant for me(that place rocks! Such awesome used electronics and they do great repair work!). If I finish those other two books then I'm going to end up reading Body of Evidence. I doubt that I'll finish that tonight if I finish the other two books. And if I finish those other two books I'll have to get some new AR books tomorrow(I'm going to get three more to be precise as three's the limit. I've got three out at the moment, I returned Redwall so I could get Pay It Forward and I'm going to get Redwall again tomorrow. The only book at the moment I have to return is I Know What You Did Last Summer, but if I don't finish Pay It Forward and The Wind in the Willows I'm going to have to renew them). Dang, that was a lot of underline tags... *refuses to do anymore* -DDG

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