Sunday, July 3, 2005

Say 'ello to my little friend!

Singing in the shower? -- Well, why else would there be a shower radio in there? Ate stale food? -- I try to stay away from that kind of food. Spit in someone's drink? -- Hell yes. Stole something from a friend? -- Guilty as charged. Bossed your friends around? -- Most definitely. They aren't part of my bitch brigade for nothing(Tortoise Brigade when adults are around). Played with Barbies? -- When I was younger, but only with my cousin's Barbies. I gave my own to my dogs to "play" with. Left love bites on your past or present BF/GF? -- I've never really had one >> Sang the wrong words to your favorite song? -- I do it all the time. Lit candles and let wax run all down your desk? -- I don't have candles on my desk. Kissed your posters of your favorite stars? -- *grins* *grabs her Eminem poster and hides in the closet* Played air guitar? -- All the time. Listened to stupid music and said you like it? -- Never. If I listen to stupid music and I don't like, I say so. Had sex with a stranger? -- Virgin. Did a wrestling move on someone? -- Yeah. Try to whenever I'm on a trampoline. Had a Lite Brite toy? -- No, but my neighbor did and there were some in my kindergarten classroom... Threw a surprise party for someone or yourself? -- Yes! But I was only involved in that I kept my cousin busy until the party. Made someone cry? -- *puffs out chest* Hell yeah. Had the balls to ask someone out on a date? -- Too shy. Opened your Xmas presents early? -- Lots of times. Ever been caught doing something "dirty"? -- Almost. Did the time-warp? -- Um, what? Found money, and didn't turn it in? -- Well, I found a twenty dollar bill in the dryer once and my mom said I could have it...but that doesn't count, does it? Gave money to a homeless person? -- As far as I know, I've never met a homeless person. Sang cheesy 80's songs? -- Yes! And I'm damn proud of it. I love 80's music. Dug for buried treasure? -- Yeah. It started out for treasure, then I was trying to dig until I hit water... Thought Star Wars was cool? -- Never. Don't watch Star Wars. *watches Star Trek and Stargate SG-1* Pretended to be a South Park cartoon? -- Absolutely. Had a super-hero costume? -- A super-hero costume? No. Still sleep with your baby blanket? -- I used to. Mine's up in my closet right now... Lied to protect a friend? -- Once or twice probably. Broke a bone? -- Two. Ring finger knuckle and the metatarsal connecting the pinky to the wrist. Played D&D (Dungeons and Dragons)? -- Never. Got lost in your own little world? -- I'm always lost in my own little world. Seen "The Goonies" more than ten times? -- I've only seen it like, twice maybe. Played a video game for more than 5 hours? -- *coughs* Yes. Watched "Scream" and actually screamed? -- I don't think I've ever seen Scream. Dyed your hair a color from the rainbow? -- Nah. I plan on dying it blond for Halloween this year, though. Drank until you passed out? -- Never drank. Fought over a girl/boy? -- Well, not a real boy...but definitely over fictional people >> Danced with a mail man? -- A mail man? Are you serious? Juggled cats? -- No! I would never do such a thing to a cat! Pissed on yourself, then told people it was mountain dew? -- Ew. I don't even like Mountain Dew anyway. Sang love songs and recorded an album that went gold? -- Do I seem like a person who would ever do that? Bent over for the soap in prison? -- No...but one of the characters in La Cosa Nostra recently did. Hehe...(sub-chapter: X) Poor, poor, naive inmate... Pissed on someone's hubcaps? -- Innocent. Took this quiz to make the time go by faster? -- I wish. "Eight rules for writing fiction: 1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted. 2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for. 3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water. 4. Every sentence must do one of two things -- reveal character or advance the action. 5. Start as close to the end as possible. 6. Be a sadist. Now matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them -- in order that the reader may see what they are made of. 7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia. 8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages. -- Vonnegut, Kurt Vonnegut, Bagombo Snuff Box: Uncollected Short Fiction (New York: G.P. Putnam's Sons 1999), 9-10." I don't agree with a few things there...such as #8. I mean, I personally prefer to keep a few things secret about characters until the time is right to reveal that aspect. Same with other things in the story. Where's a good story without suspense? I definitely agree with #6, though. Mostly because I am a sadist when I'm writing. I love seeing characters in pain... JAFAX convention? Yeah, fun for people who have MONEY JAFAX wasn't too bad. I would have had more fun if I could have bought something(no money = unhappy Kayla). Xio ended up buying me a poster ^^ *searches around Google to see if she can find a picture of it* Clicketh. That's obviously a scaled-down version(and kind of sub-par quality at that), but that's the poster I got. Once Alexa and Xio had spent all of their money, we went into the Subbed anime room to find, lo' and behold, an anime that we actually knew: Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door. That movie kicks ass. Even with having to read subtitles, it still rocked. Heh, there were a bunch of guys in back row who, every time Spike fought with somebody, would just start shouting out like, "Kick his ass, Spike!" or "Yeah! Yeah!" whenever Spike did something awesome during the fight. I kept saying, "Kick him where it counts! Kick him where it counts!" XD I watched Scarface yesterday. God, I love that movie. *mourns for poor Chi Chi and Tony Montana* Chi Chi looks fucking kick ass in that hat. You know, the one he was wearing during the scene where Tony killed the police chief or DEA chief or whatever and the other dude(his name escapes me at this moment). Click here! I demandeth it! Seriously. Clicketh the linketh. I spent quite awhile working on the pages to La Cosa Nostra's brand new site so you had better go there and if not read, then marvel in its splendor. (Ignore the ads. They bug me, too, but for now you got to deal with them.) *scratches head* Hmm...there was something...oh yes. I downloaded a GIF maker today *swoons* I've yet to mess around with it yet, but I will in a bit. Speaking of downloading, I downloaded a bunch of stuff having to do with jail sentencing guidelines lol. That was only to see how close I was in the jail sentencings in La Cosa Nostra and for future reference. So far, I know that I was right when(and I can say this, because it's something didn't change from the first version I've shown you all and the second version that was up and is still accessible) sentencing Tommy to two years in prison for grand theft auto. Well, I didn't find grand theft auto, per say, on the list of crimes or whatever, but I did find a few different crimes dealing that are (most likely) what I needed to see. The maximum sentencing (in Michigan) is five years, so sentencing him to two is probably pretty accurate(and if not, then, well, *edited so that no spoilers about the new stuff is heard* You'll find out soon enough, don't worry ^^). I need to find the sentencing guidelines for New York, Florida and California next...(and that's some foreshadowing that doesn't give much of ANYTHING away) *skips off to read fanfictions* -DDG EDIT: One minute after I post and I get a new guestbook entry XD

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