Thursday, July 14, 2005

Right when you think you've heard everything . . .

. . . you're introduced to the voice of Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov. Snake(in Scientist disguise): *walks up to Raikov* Raikov: *stares* Hey . . . *tilts head this way and that, twitching every so often* Snake: ... Raikov: . . . Get back to work. *continues staring* Snake: *stares back* Now, the other day . . . when Xio came over and I played Metal Gear Solid 3, that was the first time I had ever made an attempt to screw around with Raikov . . . not in the dirty sense, you sick-minded people =P. I didn't have any rotten food to give him(which sucked since I'd been destroying all of the suppy warehouses and hearing guards complain of being hungry and famished for quite awhile and I would have loved to see Raikov run off to the bathroom, hehe) and I forgot to set a wild snake in his path . . . but I did find out something interesting. If you dress up as Raikov before subduing him(I had the uniform and the mask beforehand) and you walk up to him . . . he treats you the same as he would if you were dressed as a scientist. It would have been hilarious if he'd done something else . . . I mean, what would you do if you saw someone who looked exactly like you walking around? I did have fun running around, punching and kicking the living daylights out of everyone and then waiting until they stood back up to here them say, "Keep up the good work, sir..." or "Pardon me, sir." And, there's my little narrations: Soldier: *salutes* Sir! Snake(as Raikov): *salutes back* Soldier: *continues saluting* Snake: SALUTE OFF!11!1 *continues saluting* and then . . . Soldier: *salutes* Sir! Snake(as Raikov): *salutes back* At ease, soldier. Soldier: *continues saluting* Snake: Stand down, soldier. Soldier: *continues saluting* Snake: I SAID "STAND DOWN," DAMNIT! *punches the soldier and runs off laughing* And you know how Ocelot meows to call his Ocelot unit? Well, throughout the entire time I was playing, I kept imitating him XD It was just hilarious. And then came the subject of how you might call Ocelot if you didn't know his codename, but knew it was some kind of feline... Person looking for Ocelot: Here kitty, kitty, kitty... Oh God, Johnny Sasaki is just hilarious. He's a strangely upbeat and friendly kind of guard, too...Too bad what had to happen to him... Johnny: Here ya go! *throws in a Russian ration and fork* Snake: *takes the fork and the ration* *tosses the ration out through the slot and watches in awe as it bounces off the wall an down the hall(I'm serious, that thing was like rubber...)* Johnny: You...you don't want this? Snake: ... Johnny: Are you sure? Snake: ... Johnny: Alright. *eats the ration* [Myself: o_o Did he just eat that?] [Xio: Yeah, he ate it.] [Myself: Damn. They really are desperate.] [Xio: Well, you have been blowing up their food...] [Myself: I did no such thing!] -A minute or two later- Johnny: Chow time. *throws in rotten tree frog* Snake: *picks up the food and throws it back* Johnny: Huh? Oh well. *eats the food* Snake: ... Johnny: *runs off the to the bathroom where, of course, there is hilarious dialogue. "Wow! That's a record!" "Will that even flush?"* Snake: *pukes* Johnny: *comes back* Huh? Oh...did you throw up? Snake: ... Johnny: *enters cell* Snake: *stands there* ... Johnny: Hey...wait a minute...You've been putting me on! [Myself: O_O *has no idea how she's been "putting him on"*] Johnny: *pulls out his rifle and starts shooting* Snake: *pulls out his fork and slashes Johnny to bits* Thus ends the pitiful life of Johnny Sasaki. And that just goes to show you kids: never eat Russian rations and then follow it up with rotten tree frog. Poor guy had a cold too. Always sneezing when he was walking down the hall....pitiful, pitiful. *giggles* I got to watch two episodes of Pokemon today. *giggles more* 7 AM and 8 PM on Cartoon Network. Too bad I'm going to miss the one on at 8 PM tonight(that's when Big Brother comes on and I'll just die if I miss that x_x) but I'll definitely try and watch the one at 7 AM(its 5:22 AM right now. Not too much longer). I was browsing around the internet for sites that I could download books from...and I found a few(though I only downloaded from one of them and that one was actually Russian with an English version of the site. Most of the books on it were in Russian, too, so I didn't get as much as I wish I could have...but I did get The Bourne Ultimatum whee ^^). Then today I browsed around for sites I could download TV show and movie transcripts and whatnot from. Found a few good ones of those and bookmarked 'em. Then had some fun downloading(and if I couldn't download I viewed on the internet, copied and then pasted) transcripts... Sleep is not my forte. You see, I like sleep...but lately I've been having difficulty sleeping so, I've just been kind of...not sleeping. I'll stay up for as long as I possibly can before I finally can just lay down and immediately fall asleep. I beat my old record of staying up without sleeping by quite a few hours. I think my old record was 22 hours or something...now my record is 34 hours without sleep. Well, 33 hours and 26 minutes...if you want to be technical. When my mom asked me whether I'd gotten any sleep in the last few hours I said, "Nope," and she responded, "...Yep. You're your father's daugther." I definitely am. My dad can stay up much later than I can. Sleep good but sleep is something that just bothers me. Mostly because I've been plagued by fucked up dreams lately. Last night's had to do with some kind of doctor that mutated into a huge blob and I could mutate in Remus Lupin from Harry Potter. Not to mention I was working at some store where I got money for stacking cd cases. Then of course there was the part where the blob monster was trying to take over the Earth and myself and some other kids were floating around in space, shoving asteroids and meteors, even Mars' two moons, Phobos and Demos, into the Earth trying to blow it up. The blob monster was defeated, though...in the end. Sort of. When I woke up it was pretty much all over for the blob monster and his cronies. His plans had been foiled and everything was about to go back to the way it was supposed to be(ie: no blob monster and the Earth not having huge chunks missing out of it). Ahem. Anyway...I'm gonna go read fanfictions or something...and maybe write one or two. I've got some ideas floating around right now. -DDG

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