Sunday, August 14, 2005

And then, bam! Reality just comes in hits you in the fucking gut, man.

Swiped from Jamie. 1. Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. 2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding one and post the summary There are twenty-three stories in the Harry Potter category with "Kayla" in the summary. Half of them are just...fucking...stupid o_o DracoxKayla: 5, possibly 6(I'm too afraid to read any of them o_o) SiriusxKayla: 1 Of werewolves and the Marauder's Map: 2 HarryxKayla: 1 RonxKayla: 1 Fics in a different language: 1 And the worst-sounding summary: Draco and Ginny got married, had twins but then voldemort threaten to kill the twins. draco and ginny seperate ten yrs later the twins meet again, what'll happen when the twins along with their friend kayla decide to get their parents back together Next to that its gotta be: Jeff, Nikki, Kayla, and Carol....normal kids, right? wrong. They're sucked into a hole in Jeff's room and end up in Hogwarts...is there a connection between Carol and Snape???? caution: drugs, suicide attempts, and heavy swearing and then: Kayla is one of the four most powerful humans on earth so is Terry they need to find Harry Potter and Jacob.Why?Can Kayla really trust Terry?I suck at this just a fic about a girl plenty of harry in late chapters Now onto the Lord of the Rings, shall we? Well, there's only six fics and two of them involve a LegolasxKayla relationship. 1. Legolas is contemplating wheater he should continue on to Rivendell, or to turn back while he has the chance. But when steely crime scene investiagtor, Kayla Griffin enters the picture, things get a little more interesting. How will they react to one anot 2. Sequel to Three Girls in Middlearth. Natalie has been kidnapped with Merry and Pippin; Kayla has joined the ring to Mordor; Cecil is pursuing the orcs with Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli. Hilarity ensues and Cecil gets a sword. 3. Kayla finds she holds more than just the survival of Middle Earth in the palm of her hand... 4. Ch. 15 UP! Kayla Sparrow is an 18 year old girl who lives by herself in the year 2004. When she makes a wish and three individuals come to her world, what will happen when their fate as well as her own, rely on love? 5. Kayla Crop takes a "trip" to Middle earth, where the most unexpected thing happens... 6. AU - Scheming with Glorfindel has a side effect that Kayla certainly wasn't prepared for in the slightest. But never fear, Legolas and Kayla kiss and make up. Just how do an Elf and four Hobbits fare at writing a song for when on the road? UPDATED I couldn't decide which was stupider... Well, the world of technology has screwed me over again. See, my dad tried calling me a few days ago. Thursday I think it was. Anyway, I tried calling him back that night, but the phone was busy blah, blah, blah. The moral of the story is: listen more carefully during conversations over the fucking phone! Now to the meat and potatoes of the story: I got back to my dad yesterday. He said that he was calling because he was having trouble with the computer but he'd fixed it now. Said something about the mouse or the keyboard screwing up again...I don't remember. Whatever. I do remember him saying something about rebooting the computer...so I figure, oh, all right. That's okay. He just restarted it and everything worked again. Of course, if you all know about me and my luck with technology: >=O#@%#^$^#$&#%$#@%&^*^($#^% Er, that's about what I felt like screaming when I got dropped off here at around noon today. You know, that feeling where you swear to God you're entire life just went down the drain? ...well, it was something like that. Not quite that far, but a few more feet around the corner and we're there. When he said "rebooted the computer", he meant: did an ENTIRE system restore, to take the computer back to how it was originally. Everything important I had on this computer just went out the fucking door. The most I'm really upset about are the files for my website that I had just last week finalized the layout for. !@#$%^&* I guess I should be thankful it was a simple layout. An image at the top, then a table with two columns and an image at the bottom. It looked beautiful though...*sighs* Oh...fuckmuffins. I had 178 episode transcripts of Stargate SG-1. All gone. "Well, can't you just go and download them again?" Well, sure. But DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I FUCKING PUT INTO REFORMATTING THE GODDAMN THINGS? For one, they're all in .html format. Fun, eh? So I open them all up in Firefox, copy and paste into Wordpad and save as .rtf format. Repetitive action is not fun. Open. Copy. Paste. Save. Open. Copy. Paste. Save. Then, I started reading through them. Of all the people who transcribed the episodes, there was one transcriber I actually liked and she only transcribed about three or four episodes...but anyway, so I'm reading through them and there's a million different things wrong within the transcripts that are just...tearing my eyeballs out because they're such obvious fucking mistakes... So as I'm reading through the scripts I'm fixing random grammatical and spelling errors, as well as changing the format of the scripts to my liking. See, one thing about me and scripts is that I like for the name of the person speaking to be in all capital letters. Just something that...I can't explain. I just do. *sighs* I was on episode 21 or something like that...Hours and hours reformatting put into these transcripts...hours and hours put into reading the actual things...and it all just went down the God damned drain. ... All those video game scripts I had are gone too. Grand Theft Auto, Metal Gear Solid, Final Fantasy... Doesn't matter if I hadn't read half of them yet, I was GOING TO. Eventually. I need something to distract me. ... I'm still downloading crap. Got Firefox out of the way. Can't seem to get mIRC to fucking download. AIM's next. Debating whether or not I'm going to download MSN. I always sign-in as offline anyway. I can already tell its going to be a happy birthday this year.../sarcasm *grumbles* I hate my birthday anyway. If it weren't for the fact that I usually get the presents I want, I'd just sit in my room and stare at the ceiling. Just another day gone by... Something always happens at my birthday parties that makes me absolutely bitter for most of the day. Take my ninth birthday. One of my friends almost fucking drowned me. Look, I'm a good swimmer, all right? But not with someone hanging onto me and pushing me under the water trying to keep themselves above water because they can't swim. Tenth wasn't any fun. Was a little ruined by the fact that my mom had rented a PG-13 movie and one of my friends (who was 11) couldn't watch PG-13 movies. ... I've been watching rated R movies since I don't know when. I think an 11 year-old can watch a PG-13 fucking movie. But...I digress. PG-13 does mean that its not recommended for those under 13. She had strict parents anyway. *shrugs* Huh. Eleven had to be one of the worst birthday parties for me. Beginning of sixth grade. Started having my period that past February. Thought I'd gotten the days down. Last few days of the month into the first few days of the next month. Simple right? NOT. My birthday is the 14th of September. Second week of the fucking month. Guess what day I started my period that month? ... The fucking 14th. Very day of my God damned birthday. (My period ruins every God damned fun thing I like to do. The very week of the Isabella Count Fair is the very week I have my period that month. It used to give me cramps so bad that I couldn't even get out of bed. Ruined my entire summer sometimes.) I think...that twelve was one of the best birthday's I'd had in awhile. Me and Tre. An ice cream cake. Video games and movies. That's all it was and it was just...wonderful. Plus we saw Freddy vs. Jason the day before my actual birthday(twas on a Sunday. Tre came over...Friday I think and we saw the movie Saturday. But, alas, Aunt Flow came to visit again that Friday T_T) Thirteen was okay...I just...got a little annoyed at people at times. The actual party anyway which was...um...the weekend following the 14th if I'm not mistaken. The 14th was on a Tuesday and wasn't any fun at all. Lonnie got me a paintball gun and we went out to play... ...it wasn't any fun. See, Lonnie and Blaike both have these really nice oh-my-fucking-god-this-is-the-worst-fucking-pain-I've-ever-felt-in-the-world paintball guns. Not to mention, they also both have thicker clothes than I do. To summarize: Lonnie got the best hiding place(behind the crappy skate ramp) and Blaike ended up sneaking up behind me out in the field. So, I'm hiding the little shed, already a little shot up from Lonnie(not exactly fair when all he does is stick his gun barrel over the edge of the ramp and barely peek over the top to shoot at me. What the fuck was I going to hit you know? Then, out of nowhere, I'm getting pelted in the fucking back with paintballs. I stopped playing, right then and there. I didn't have very thick clothing to wear, so I was wearing jeans and the thickest sweatshirt I had so guess what I had to show off at school tomorrow? Biggest God damn bruises I've ever had in my fucking life. They turned purple with a nice yellow tinge around it. I hope this year's party will be...well, for lack of better word, good. I guess if I really get what I want I'll at least be happy. (Specially if Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory is bought for me =D Multi-player fun !!! Damn you X-Play! >>) Sorry for the rambliness. Just needed to vent a little. *blames hormones* -DDG

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