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Friday, May 21, 2004


A Poem...
A poem? From me? Of all people? Heh, yeah. It's about Liberty City from GTA 3. I got the little phrases from the bottoms of the pages of the instruction booklet.

Yeah, I think I should type it quickly, too, I wrote it down in friggin' permanent marker and its makin' me a bit light headed...

Welcome to Liberty City
Welcome to Liberty City,
A terrible place for a holiday,
Liberty City,
Proudly fed a diet of fast food and cheap guns,
Liberty City,
Where your car is now* our car,
Liberty City,
Where lunatics prosper,
Liberty City,
Makes you wish you'd stayed at home,
Liberty City,
A great place to leave.

Welcome to Liberty City,
A town on the edge,
Liberty City,
Where dreams are broken,
Liberty City,
Where the only dirty word is hope,
Liberty City,
Visit at your own risk.

Welcome to Liberty City,
Where the best advice you can get is:
Lock your doors.


*Thanks, Azure. It sounds much better now.

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