Monday, October 13, 2003

   im officially afraid of little kids...
hmm, i definately had a new experience today... a couple actually... ok, first one. the story of: FREAKY-PERVERT-SIXTH-GRADER-NAMED-ALF. ok, so his names not really alf, but lets just pretend it is. ok, i was takin my shower, singing and wat-not, everythings goin normally and such. until the biggest-hairiest-creepiest-freakin spider i ever saw in my life kinda floated down from the ceiling (u kno how they fall real slow-like from the cielin on thier webs?) so i grab the nearest towel and run from the bathroom screamin "BISH HELP ME!" (yes, i do talk 2 daBish, even though most say hes not real. but i will prove them wrong, you'll see!! you'll ALL see!!!) well as luck would hav it, my little sister was havin a party-ish thing with her friends. and they just happened to be in my room even after i threatened 2 brutally murder anyone who so much as looked at my trunks poster (in my room). well, i run in my room and just stop and stare at my sister and her friends, who aren't suppose 2 be there. and they stare at me. and then we kinda just stand there, staring at each other for a couple of minutes. after i snap out of my... state of shock? i scream "GET OUT NOW!" sisters friends: O.O ... DES: ... "NOOOW!" sis's friends: RUUN!!! AAAAAAAAH! DES: oooookay... *gets dressed*
~later that night~ DES: *paintin her nails while listenin 2 ICP* *alf approaches* alf: uummm, scuse me, samantha's sister? DES: yeeees? *in a really creepy voice. i was tryin 2 scare him away -__-* alf: umm, you dropped these earlier, and i was just wondering if you needed them back... *pulls my underwear from behind his back* DES: O________O WTF? *starts wonderin wen the HELL did i drop my underwear* uuuuh.... *walks away* sooo yea, somewhere there is a perverted lil sixth grader with my underwear. im still not really sure wat 2 think about that... anyhoo, another new thing happened. well the teacher had just finished grading our tests and was handin them back and im sittin there waitin 2 get mine thinkin "pleez call DES, pleez call DES". well after all the papers are handed back she says "did anyone not get there paper?" i raise my hand. teach: oh sarah, i called your name, you must not of been paying attention." oh thats right, my name is sarah... ugh. anyhoo, i was bored so i thought that i'd tell u a bit about daBish and me and such.

this is me and Bishie baby on a typical day. me fanficing, and daBish... uuh, Bishing. (such a lazy muse...)



Bish can get really mad sometimes. yep yep. maybe it was cuz of his childhood?



yea, becuz hes so grouchy all the time, some people tend 2 think that he is a cold, heartless bastard. thats not true at all! i mean, sometimes wen he gets mad at me he actually lets me sleep on the stoop!



sometimes he does take it a little too far though. lik the one time he blew that giant whole in the wall.



but wen he does take it too far (lik tryin 2 destroy countries and punching giant wholes in the walls and such) i try 2 get him back for it by being as annoying as i possibly can.



sometimes i accidently annoy everyone though, and thats wen things can REALLY get messy...



most of my friends are really nice. this is one of those times wen Bish and me would get in a fight, and then one of my friends would try 2 cheer me up.



ai, and wen i am cheered up, i can get REALLY cheery and wat not! some say that this is wen im at my creepiest. i don't know wat they mean by that.



sometimes Bish likes 2 be annoying and tell me that we're all out of pocky, just 2 bother me. well you can guess how well that goes over... oy...



well, there you go. a complete waste of time on my part and prolly an even bigger waste on urs, but o well. u gotta admit, it was at least kinda interesting, right?

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oy, the rebuilding!
yep, as you can see im slowly rebuilding. rebuild today, resign gbooks tommorrow. yep yep. ok, i- bein my usual bakka self- am still very confused about a lot of things, but u guys seem 2 pretty much kno wat ur doin and wats goin on, so i guess im good. for now. questions: wat am i gonna be called now? do u guys wanna still use the DES thing or wat? question 2: do u guys want me 2 continue wit my "personal history" stuffz? i never really told ya the rest, and wat happened after... stuff... and everythin. and don't say "if that makes you happy" or "whatever you feel comfortable with". my happieness is not the issue here, and generally speakin i don't really feel comfortable right now, so it dosen't matter to me. what do YOU guys want to read? and i seriously can't thank u all enough 4 takin me bak. no ones ever really done that before. maybe i need new friends? ah well, dosen't matter, jus kno that bein here right now is makin me very happy. somethin like this: after i deleted my site



after i came bak:



yea, jus ignore Bish in that pic. he never smiles -____- u kno, i don't think any of this even affected Bish at all... daBish: IM INFECTED WITH SOMETHIN?!? o_O me: ... oh yes, and i've come to the conclusion that it was prolly a bad idea 2 delete my account...
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O_O .....
yep, this is DES, though i guess i can’t really be called that anymore... can i? hmmm... *sarah walks in* hey guys, im ba- AAAAAAAAAGH!!! *is pelted with random objects* *shouts of “why’d u leave?” and “why’d u come back?” can be heard over sarah’s screams* *attempts 2 run away* *is soon bein chased down the street by a mob of angry otakus (note: bottom picture)* ok, now 4 the serious stuffz...

OH GAWD IM SO CONFUSED!!! HOW THE HELL COULD YOU GUYS POSSIBLY WANT ME BACK?!? DO u even want me back? i don’t think i’ve ever been more confused in my life! i lied 2 u guys, im a horrible person! i loved u all so much and i had 2 go and baka it all up, just like i do with every other friend i make! i really don get it, theres no way u could want me back, i broke ur trust. gaaa, i had so much goin for me here and now cuz of one post u guys prolly hate me and won’t trust me at all anymore (not that i blame you). and then i went and left without so much as a goodbye. i mean, poor kaibasgirl is about ready to kill herself over there! gaaah, shes been worried so much, all of you hav, and im definately not worth worrying over. urr, stupid me! im just so confused. how can u guys be so nice 2 me after all this shit? gawd, i truly don deserve friends lik u guys! i mean, am i missin somethin here? i seem to be doin that a lot lately.... p.s. dagger, stop bein sorry! you didn’t do anythin wrong! u prolly stumbled across that poem for a reason, you must hav. p.p.s: any way i can make this up to u guys? any way at all?? sidenote: i deleted my account thinking that it would make you otakus happier, but i’ve set off, lik, some kinda bomb scare, only i guess you could call this a “DES scare”. heh. yet ANOTHER thing i got wrong.... daBish: you’re an idiot. simple as that. sarah: ........ Bish: ... o_O ... *gasp* no witty banter? no snappy come-backs? ok, now I’M confused... and wassup wit the “sarah” thing? sarah: im not DES anymore, remember? Bish: yea, i got that, but... i don kno. i jus don lik it. sarah: *meen either. Bish: ur new name could be D2TW... or somethin... sarah: nah. o well, i’ll jus let everyone call me wat they’re happiest with, i guess...
*heh, tribute 2 my ex-best bud audrey. i lov u audrey.

BTW, u guys ever want me 2 leave jus say the word and im gone. i kno that i’d want me 2 leave after this... jus thought u all deserved an explanation for all this, thas why im here. that, and because i was scared that if i didn’t come bak i’d be killed in my sleep. *cough* nitz *cough* u kno, u guys r kinda creepy wen ur all worried... sooo no more worry, ok? unless i start makin suicide threats.... or somethin.... then u can start worryin ^_~



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