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Tuesday, November 4, 2003


   eh...
thanks for the compliment kawaiianime, but sadly i am not as cool as you think i am. i have proof of this...

it was gym class, seventh period. the janitor people had just put up a new poster on the wall in the gym. one of those "motivational" posters, you know. it was a rather large poster and it was hung kinda low. too low for my liking... well i was running laps like we do every other day in gym when my blonde-ness kicked in. i thought "wouldn't it be nice if i could skip gym today? hmmm, but how do i go about doing that? oh i know! i'll fake an injury!" on my fourth lap i had planned to trip and "sprain" my ankle but one of my fellow classmates thought that it would be much more convincing if i actually did trip. so on my fourth lap around the gym i somehow managed to get my toe hooked around some baka's shoelace and down i went. unfortunatley for me, i happened to be very close to the wall when i fell. VEEERY close... i splatted right into the wall. and then i fell to the ground. i fell to the ground and that damn poster came down with me. just picture a flying DES splatting against the wall and being crushed by a homicidal poster. motivation my ass...

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