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Monday, November 10, 2003

some amusement...
tonight im gonna go all sana chan on you and tell you some funny stuff.

A man is standing on the curb getting ready to cross the street. As soon as he steps down onto the pavement, a car comes screaming at him. The man picks up speed, but so does the car. So the man turns around and heads back, but the car changes lanes and keeps coming. Now the vehicle is so close and the pedestrian is so scared that he freezes in the middle of the intersection. The car closes in on him then swerves at the last possible moment and screeches to a halt. The driver rolls down the window. Behind the wheel is a squirrel. "See," sneers the squirrel, "It's not as easy as it looks, is it?"

"Hey buddy," said the taxicab passenger, tapping the driver on the shoulder. The driver screamed and lost control of the cab, nearly hitting a bus, jumping the curb and stopping just inches from a huge plate-glass window. For a few moments everything was silent. Then the driver said, "Man, you scared the daylights out of me!" "I'm sorry," said the passenger. "I didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder would frighten you so much." "It's not your fault," the driver replied. "Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

On duty as a customer service representative for a car rental company, I took a call from a driver who needed a tow. He was stranded on a busy highway, but he didn't know the make of the car he was driving. I asked him again for a more detailed description, beyond "a nice blue four-door." After a long pause the driver replied, "My car is the one on fire."
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