Tuesday, June 29, 2004

The End
I *will* have a job by the end of the week.

At the Toys R Us interview, the manager said that I would have a individual interview by the end of the week, and would know at the conclusion of that interview would know if I were hired.

Granted, I really would rather work at Barnes & Noble, so I'll have to play my cards carefully.

And now, I'd like to share some of my life's knowledge with you. People should not have to make the same mistakes I made.

First, all girls are crazy. They go insane at puberty, and will remain insane until the end of menopause. Don't try to fight it.

Second, never buy a comic book based on a Tv series or movie. It will suck.

Third, don't become involved in Drama. By Drama, I don't mean the course of study; I mean, people who make their lives more dramatic and complicated than they have to be. These people will only waste your time.

Never pick a fight with a teacher.

Never watch reality TV.

If an organization does something that offends you, stop buying their products. (I'm talking to you, Abercrombie and Fitch!)

Read a lot.

Don't let others make you conform to their morality or lack of morality. If you think something is wrong, tell them. Tell them why.

Never let anyone else put you down, and get away with it.

Unless that person is your boss or teacher. Then, grin and bear it.

Watch cartoons.

Do your homework. It's more of a hassel not to.

Don't have sex.

Well, I think that's everything...

Thought of the moment: Come on, Barnes & Noble....

Quote of the moment: "You can't say someone else's kid is cute while your daughter is on stage. It's like parental adultery." -Me

Song of the moment:

Blink-182 "Don't Tell me"

I hear the phone, it rings so violently
can't leave my room, can't breathe since she left me
I will admit, I hate those things I said
girls always cry, guys will never admit they did

Hold on, hold on
hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
and when you come back running
there's no use for explanation
I think things are too hopeful
even with my expert knowledge
most girls do mean trouble
because they are rarely honest

What's with the jokes, all the routines they play
screw with my head, never cave in till they get their way
guys like to run, chicks like to yell, you see
guys hate to fight, girls think it's therapy

Hold on, hold on
hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
and when you come back running
there's no use for explanation
I think things are too hopeful
even with my expert knowledge
most girls do mean trouble
because they are rarely honest

Hold on, hold on
hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
and when you come back running
there's no use for explanation
I think things are too hopeful
even with my expert knowledge
most girls do mean trouble
because they are rarely honest

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
and when you come back running
there's no use for explanation
I think things are too hopeful
even with my expert knowledge
most girls do mean trouble
because they are rarely honest

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation



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