Saturday, September 11, 2004

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How about some hot survey action- now with

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[Basics - you knew they were coming.]
//name: Kenneth Andrew Howell.
//age: 16.
//birthday: August 10th.
//location: San Antonio, Texas.
//sex: Male.
//school: Homeschooled.
//siblings: 1[?].
//siblings age[s]: 13-14[?].
//parents: Tammy and John.
//are your parents together?: Nein.

[Currently...]
//currently reading: Angels and Demons by Dan Brown, Hamlet by Shakespeare.
//currently listening to: Blood and Thunder by Mastodon.
//currently writing: A new book of the Bible. It's entitled "The Book of Booyaka".
//currently watching: Muted TV.
//currently wishing: That I could have made this a quiz day but.. ya know. Gotta wait for a ton of new quizzes.
//currently wanting: Everything and nothing.
//currently crushing on: No one.
//currently in [what room are you in]: The Den.
//currently wearing: Jeans. Shirt. There's also a leech on my ches-OH MY GOD!

[What's to your...]
//whats to your right?: The computer on the floor, the TV, bookcases.
//whats to your left?: The Couch of Ken, The Lamp of Ken and the Lesser Trashcan of Ken.
//whats in front of you?: Desk, monitor, shit on desk.
//whats behind you?: The Other Couch of Ken and the +3 Coffee Table of Divine Justice.

[Favorites]
//favorite book[s]: The Cay. I just like it for some reason.
//favorite song[s]: "I Won't Lie Down" by Face to Face, "The World I Know" by Collective Soul, "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath, "City of Flickering Destruction" from the Legend of Mana soundtrack.
//favorite artist[s]: Hmm.
//favorite writer[s]: Mmh.
//favorite food[s]: Indian, Italian, chinese.
//favorite color[s]: Crimson.
//favorite subject in school: History.
//favorite room in your house: The door to the outside world.
//favorite place to be: In the rain.
//favorite movie[s]: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, any of the Pink Panther Movies, anything with Peter Sellers in it, Dr. Strangelove, Silence of the Lambs and Clerks.
//favorite tv show[s]: Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
//favorite store[s]: Do stores currently engulfed in flames count?
/favorite clothing brands[s]: ... Do clothing brands currently engulfed in flames count?

[Love Life]
//boyfriend/girlfriend?: No.
//if so, how long?: It's funny you ask that.
//if not, do you want one?: Heh.
//who do you like?: No one.
//have you ever told anyone [other than family members] you loved them?: Yes.
//did you mean it?: Yes.
//how many guys have you kissed?: 0, unless something happened on that night I can't remembe-.. Uh. Zero.
//how many girls have you kissed?: I didn't know I was supposed to be counting.
//how many guys have you dated?: Good question.
//how many girls have you dated?: 5.
//what do you look for in a boyfriend or girlfriend? [physically]: I'm don't really care. Although, I'm quite partial to asians, redheads and gothish girls though- damn whoever gave them that power.
//what do you look for in a boyfriend or girlfriend? [personality]: The twinkle in their eyes. Haha.
//longest relationship?: Well over a year.
//shortest relationship?: Technically it was a few months but she.. moved on in a different way, you could say.

[Have You Ever...]
//had sex?: ;D
//given oral sex?: *stretches*
//received oral sex?: *cracks neck from side to side*
//drank alcohol?: Yes.
//smoked?: Yes.

[Do You...]
//drink alcohol?: Sometimes.
//smoke?: Sometimes.
//watch porn?: :D
//do drugs?: Not anymore.
//self-harm?: Not often.

[Your Bed]
//size: Queen.
//sheets: Blue.
//how many pillows: One.
//stuffed animals: An army, rest assured. Even DeathKnights need a guard as they rest.

[Odds n Ends]
//obsessions: Spreading the sickness.
//bad habits: Biting the skin around my nails. I also am constantly fidgeting or in a state of motion- I hate being still for too long.
//weird fact about yourself: I have a double jointed pinky on my left hand that I wasn't aware of until someone pointed out that I can't straighten it out that well. o.o;
//what kind of music are you into?: Rock, metal, classical, trance.
//best concert: I haven't been to many concerts.


[This or That]
//summer or winter: Winter.
//spring or fall: Spring.
//summer or fall: Fall.
//winter or spring. Winter.
//clean or dirty: Dirty.
//night or day: Night.
//rain or shine: Rain.
//grass or pavement: Grass.
//radio or cds: CDs.
//vhs or dvd: DVDs.
//board games or computer games: Computer.
//light or dark: Dark.
//movies or mall: Movies.
//football or hockey: Hockey.
//hockey or lacrosse: ... Hockey.

[What do you think when you hear...]
//metallica: Has beens.
//britney spears: Wish that she was a has been.
//christina aguilera: I reiterate the above.
//kiss: ARGH.
//queen: So-so.
//good charlotte: I declare an unholy crusade on the Good Charlotte heathens- TO ARMS.
//simple plan: You are undeserving of a crusade yet still irritating- I piss on you. *zip* .. *tinkle tinkle tinkle * *whistles* *tinkle tinkle tinkle tinkle * *tink-...* *-le* *shake shake * ah.
//thursday: Pretty good.
//bright eyes: Not so good.
//bad religion: Pretty bad.
//bad company: Worse.
//scorpions: So so.
//journey: Meh.
//otown: Mmmm... Baby flesh.. *slurping sound*
//backstreet boys: No.

[For/Against]
//same sex marriages: For.
//gun control: Against.
//legalization of pot: Uhh. I don't really care either way.
//birth control: For.
//abortion: For.
//war: For.
//bush: Against.
//kerry: Against.
//authorities cracking down on illegal music downloaders: Against.
//anti-ken legislation: FIRMLY AGAINST! What idiot would ban Kens from their right to Ken it up?! It's a war on freedom, I say!

[In Your Own Words]
//your life motto: "Disk Read Error."

[Quotes]
//favorite quote: " Nimirum insanus paucis videatur, eo quod Maxima pars hominum morbo jactatur eodem." [He appears mad indeed but to a few, because the majority is infected with the same disease.]
//favorite lyric: There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a'blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell a'glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes!
The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing! [or Sublime's What I Got- I sing it in the shower alot with a few other rock songs.]
//favorite oxymoron: "Army intelligence." ;)

[Personal Hygiene]
//do you shower every day?: Yes.
//what toothpaste do you use?: Uh. Aquafresh as of now.
//do you floss?: Yes.
//mouthwash?: Yes. I use Listerene Antiseptic. Nothing like a ton of fucking pain with your nice smelling breath.
//deoderant?: No shit. o.o;
//shampoo?: Some form of dandruff shampoo that should be classified as a high yield biological weapon.

[Looks]
//hair color: Black.
//eye color: Dark Brown.
//skin color: Is Half-Mexican a color?
//nail color: Normal, I hope.
//height: 6'3".
//weight: 260.
//build: I'm like a tank. I'm large, semi-fast and I announce myself well before I arrive.

[How Often Do You...]
//go shopping?: Oh, all the time as you can imagine.
//go to the movies?: Not often.
//go out for dinner?: Somewhat often.
//clean: Sometimes.
//exercise: Pretty regularly. Gotta keep my girlish figure. .. Wait.
//watch tv: Too much.
//read: Too much.
//go online: Too much.

[The End]
//did you like this survey?: *zip*
//should i make more? Nein.
//are you glad it's done? Yes.
//what are you going to do now? *tinkle tinkle * *whistles* dum de do..
//what are you going to do later? Mmmmm. Arson. Er. ..Bake some cookies.
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