Thursday, January 6, 2005

I said to her..
Comments on commentary-

[1/2/04 post]

Mr. Fett- Haha, thank you though- mayhap I pay too much attention to how many people remember the Ken as of late.

Irish- I'm glad your friend is alright! And, that New Years Day sounds quite fun. ^_^

[1/4/04 post]

Juuthena- Well, I mean I think my style sucks. =X

But, thank you. ^_^ I guess I will post my little story in there sometime.. I'm kind of nervous.

Shinfaru- Writing stories is not a forte of mine- I'm pretty good at *telling* stories IRL, but not writing them for some weird reason..

But thanks!

Irish- PFFT. There are no grammar errors! You are seeing things! *hides them*

The story is the examination of a path I could have possibly taken a long time ago, heh. I'm glad you liked it. ^_^

Lileh- ^_^ Thanks! Mayhap I'm better at this than I thought. =o

Don't kill me with you.

Shin has this long ass survey on his livejournal. Let's shove that right in here..

001. What is your name? Kenneth Andrew Howell.
002. Spell your name backwards: Llewoh Werdna Htennek, master of the Elves.
003. Date of birth: August 10th, 1988 at 2:22 PM.
004. Male or female? Male.
005. Astrological sign: Leo.
006. Nicknames: Ken, Nek, Fluffy.
007. Occupation? Grim Reaper.
008. Height: 6'2".
009. Weight: 255.
010. Hair color: Black.
011. Eye color: Brown.
012. Where were you born? San Antonio, TX.
013. Where do you reside now? San Antonio, TX.
014. Age: 16.
015. Screen names: DeathKnight V4.
016. E-mail addy: demonslayerx_x@hotmail.com
017. What does your screen name stand for? A creature from the DND universe who has fallen from grace [and life].
018. What is your lj name? None.
019. What does your Blurty name stand for? *poos on you*
020. Pets: 2 dogs. "Joyful Lee Howell", a female shih-tzu we generally call Joy and Susie, an outdoor border collie.
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? Uh, none. I've never celebrated my birthday. lol.
022. Piercings? None.
023. Tattoo's? Someday.
024. Shoe size: 17.
025. Righty or lefty? Right.
026. Wearing: My trademarked orange shirt.
027. Hearing: "Porcelain" by Moby.
028. Feeling: Morose.
029. Eating/drinking: Water.

~Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? Yes.
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? Hahaha. How many have meant it?
063. How many people have you been in love with? 4.
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? No.
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? It's possible, I don't know.
116. Are your parents divorced? Bio? Yes. Adopted? No.
117. Do you have step parents? No.
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Yes, my biological mother.
119. If so for what? Haha, it's a long story.
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? Yes.

~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Change (In The House of Flies) by the Deftones.
122. What's the most embarrassing cd you own? An Evanescence CD. I actually don't know where it is- collecting dust in my CD graveyard I guess.
123. What's the best cd you own? "Viva Emptiness" by Katatonia.
124. What song do you absolutely hate? Anything by Good Charlotte.
125. Do you sing in the shower? Yes.
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? "Such Great Heights" by Postal Service.


~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~

127. Pink:
128. Aerosmith:
129. Madonna:
130. Korn: .
131. Backstreet Boys:
132. The Beatles: "We all live in a yellow submarine."
133. Sublime: "Early in the mornin', rise into the street."
134. J.Lo:
135. *Nsync:
136. Limp Bizkit:
137. Britney Spears:
138. Creed:
139. Enrique Iglesias:
140. Good Charlotte:
141. Christina Aguilera:
142. Eminem:
143. New Found Glory:
144. Kelly Clarkston:
145. Kelly Osbourne:
146. Mandy Moore
147. Eve:
148. Aaliyah:
149. Nelly:
150. Alicia Keys:
151. Incubus:
Note: All blank enteries are bands that I cannot speak or think of without violating a religious oath I made to the MONASTERY OF METAL, located in Nepal.

~Favorites~
152. Color: Crimson.
153. Food: Anything with noodles.
154. Song: "Will I Arrive" by Katatonia.
155. Show: Law & Order: SVU.
156. school subject: History.
157. Band/singer: Mastodon.
158. Animal: faerie dragons. Hahaha.
159. Outfit: Anything.
160. Radio station: 99.5 KISS.
161. Movie: The Twilight Zone Movie.
162. Pair of shoes: The only pair I have.
163. Cartoon: Dexter's Labratory.
164. Actor: Peter Sellers.
165. Actress: Jodie Foster.
166. Potato chip: Any tortilla chip.
167. Drink: Dr. Pepper.
168. Alcoholic drink: Corona.
169. Holiday: None.
170. Perfume/cologne: Whatever I have available.
171. Pizza topping: Mushroom.
172. Jello flavor: I'm not much of a jello guy.
173. Lunch meat: Turkey.
174. Board game: Monopoly.
175. Video game: Legend of Mana [PS1].
176. Website:
177. Book: "Angels and Demons" by Dan Brown.
178. Computer game: Neverwinter Nights.
179. Number: 7.
180. Cereal: Honey Bunches of Oats.
181. Comedian: Lewis Black.
182. Dessert: Strawberry ice cream.
183. Disney character: The cook from The Little Mermaid.
184. Clothing store: None.
185. Passtime: Existing.
186. Teacher: Me.
187. Childhood toy: My computer.
188. Carnival game/ride: None.
189. Candy bar: Three Musketeers.
190. Magazine: Popular Science.
191. Salad dressing: Ranch.
192. Thing to do on the weekend: Jihad.
193. Hot drink: Coffee. Two creams, two sugars.
194. Season: Winter.
195. Sport to watch: NBA BASKETBALL!
196. Person to talk to online: Any and all.

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? I don't use sheets.
198. What color are your bedroom walls? Blue.
199. Do you have posters on your wall? No. I have paintings.
200. If so of what? Dot dot dottity dot dot.
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Yes.
202. How many pillows are on your bed? One.
203. What do you normally sleep in? Birthday suit.
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: See above.
205. What size bed do you have? Queen.
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? No.
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No.
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? No, but I need noise of some kind- usually a droning fan will do it.
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: Uh. I was standing in front of an international tribunal, being tried for being a general of a country. They had captured me due to a betrayal in my ranks- it was the only time my armies had lost a battle. They asked me how many people I had killed personally in battle, I replied a number that was in the thousands. It was pretty much a mock trial, they knew they were going to kill me - but they had to do it, because they were all composed of democracies. They brought witnesses on, fake witnesses- I didn't pay much attention to it. Finally, they decided that they were going to publicly execute me on television via a slow, painful method of death- one where I would bleed slowly to death and be in pain for a number of hours. I was tied to this rather professional looking chair and they slit several key veins on my body, beat me up a bit and left- I was staring right into a camera. So, in my final hours I started lecturing the camera- telling my countrymen to not lose faith and telling my wife+children that I loved them. As I died, I heard the distant sound of an attack on the compound- I was being rescued. But I didn't know if I could survive that long or not, so I concentrated on living.. and woke up.
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? They are in my room, but not with me.
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? Two.
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? Yes.
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? No.
214. Do you snore? No.
215. How about drool? Yes.
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yes, but I don't use it much.
217. What color is the carpet in your room? White.
218. What's under your bed? Junk.

~This or that~
219. beach/mountains: Mountains.
220. Donuts/bagels: Donuts.
221. Day/night: Night.
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: East.
223. Heaven/hell: Hell.
224. Make love/have sex: Make love.
225. Coffee/tea: Tea..
228. Britney/Christina: Christina.
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: Swiss.
230. Real World/Road Rules: Real World.
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: Seppuku.
232. Silver/gold: Silver.
233. Nike/Adidas: Adidas.
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: Taco Bell.
235. Sweet/sour: Sweet.
236. Punk/emo: Punk.
237. Hot/cold: Hot.
238. Winter/summer: Winter.
239. Spring/fall: Spring.
240. Operas/plays: Plays.
241. Read/watch tv: Read.
242. Cd's/tapes: CDs.
243. Dvd's/vhs: DVDs.
244. Old/new: Old.
245. Shorts/skirts: Shorts.
246. Pink/red: Red.
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: Colored.
248. Meat/vegetables: Meat.
249. Mexican food/Chinese food: Chinese.
250. Commercials/infomercials: Commercials.
251. Scary movies/comedies: Scary movies.
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: Birthday suit. PUBLIC NUDITY, HUZZAH.
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: Tennis shoes.
254. Dogs/cats: Dogs.
255. Unicorns/fairies: Fairies.
256. Water/land: Water.
257. Sugar/spice: Spice.
258. Black/white: White.
259. ribbons/bows: Bows.
260. Chicken/beef: Where's the beef?
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: Neither.
262. Cars/trucks: Trucks.
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: Yeah, baby, yeah.
264. Popcorn/pretzels: Pretzels.
265. Hip/hop: Neither.
266. Passionate kiss/peck: Passionate kiss.
267. WWE wrestling/real wrestling: Neither.
268. Back rub/foot massage: Back rub.
269. Picture frames/photo albums: Picture frames.
270. Pens/pencils: Pencils.

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: He's white- AND HE RAPS! Wow!~
272. Virgins: Personal choice.
273. God: Perhaps.
274. The Osbournes: Sharoooon!
275. Reality TV: Disease.
276. J.Lo: A beautiful woman, but.. not my type of music.
277. Religion: The opium of the masses.
278. Emo music: Die.
279. Valentine's Day: No opinion.
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: And continued crappiness.
281. Homosexuals: Another personal choice.
282. Abortion: Another personal choice.
283. Inter-racial relationships: Another personal choice.
284. Murder: Nothing in cold blood. Otherwise, I retain my right to curtail another mortals life on purpose.
285. Death: The end of a chapter, not the end of the book.
286. Obesity: In olden times, fatness was a sign of prosperity! But, I suppose now we've forgotten that. Let's focus on being anorexic instead.
287. Pre-marital sex: Personal choice.
288. Terrorism: Headlines in 1770's: AMERICAN INSURGENCY CONTINUES, BRITISH CASUALTIES MOUNT. One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.
289. Pornography: If there's demand, there'll be supply.
290. Fortune tellers: The future is not determined in psychic visions. The only thing the dreams or visions tell you is of one possible path. Not that I have experience with this or anything.
291. Threesomes: Personal choice.
292. Prostitution: If there's demand, there'll be supply.
293. Politics: The blind leading the blind.
294. Country music: Sxhit.
295. George W. Bush: The blind leading the blind.
296. Cloning: Sounds fine to me.
297. Britney's boobs: If there's demand-.. wait, no. No.
298. Gas prices in America: I'm in an gas state, fools. HAHAHA, BOW TO MY LOWER GAS PRICES.

~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?.
299. Jack: Broken crowns.
300. Tiffany: Breakfast, anyone?
301. Ben: Round mexican.
302. Maria: Shriver.
303. Jennifer: Good name for a girl.
304. Nicole: Old classmate.
305. Amy: Old classmate.
307. Richard: Nixon.
308. Justin: Turned to god.
309. Arnold: ALL HAIL THE FUHRER.
310. Tom: Toms.
311. Melissa: AI.
312. Charlotte: Good.
313. Harold: and Maude.
314. John: Neighbor.
315. Joel: White.
316. Vanessa: Pompous.
317. Michelle: Branch.
318. Kevin: Best bro of mine.
319. Brent: Barry. GO SPURS.
320. Jake: Guy from Animorphs I think.
321. Billy: Bob.
322. Sarah: And co.
323. Natalie: Portman.
324. Christi: Body of.
325. Nick: Sen.
326. Linda: Older woman.
327. Taylor: Hewitt.
328. Jordan: Jock.
329. Jamie: Valley girl.
330. Adrian: Asshole.

~Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? Yes.
332. Been on a diet? Yes.
333. Been to a foreign country? Yes.
334. Broken a bone? No.
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling: No.
336. Swear at a teacher? Yes.
337. Talked to a xanga member via e-mails or instant messages? No.
338. Got in a fight? Yes.
339. Dated a teacher? No.
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No.
341. Thought about killing your enemy? Yes.
342. Gone skinny dipping? Yes.
343. Met another xanga member in the flesh? No.
344. Told a little white lie? Yes.
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? Yes.
346. Stolen anything? Yes.
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Yes.
348. Been on TV? Yes.
349. Been on the radio? Yes.
350. Been in a mosh pit? Yes.
351. Been to a concert? Yes.
352. Dated one of your best friends? Yes.
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? Yes.
354. Decieved somebody close to you? Yes.
355. Broken the law? Yes.
356. Been to a rodeo? Yes.
357. Been on a talk show? Yes.
358. Been on a game show? No
359. Been on an airplane? Yes.
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? Yes.
361. Came close to dying? Yes.
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? No.
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? Yes.
364. Terrorized a babysitter? Yes.
365. Made a mud pie? Yes.
366. Had a dream that you’re falling off a cliff? No.
367. Snuck out of the house at night? Yes.
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? No.
369. Had an eating disorder? No.
370. Felt like you didn't belong? Yes.
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? Yes.
372. Smoked? Yes.
373. Done drugs? Yes.
374. Been arrested? Yes.
375. Had your tonsils removed? No.
376. Gone to camp? No.
377. Won a bet? Yes.
378. Written a love letter? Yes.
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? Yes.
380. Written a love poem? Yes.
381. Kissed in the rain? Yes.
382. Slow danced with someone you love? Yes..
383. Participated in cyber sex? Hahaha.
384. Faked an orgasm? No.
385. Stolen a kiss? No.
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? No.
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? Yes.
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? Yes.
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? No.
390. Done jail time? Sort of.
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? No.
392. Won a trophy? Yes.
393. Thrown up in public? Yes.
394. Bowled a perfect game? No.
395. Failed/got held back? Yes.
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? Yes.
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? No.
398. Taken ballet lessons? No.
399. Attempted suicide? Yes.
400. Cut yourself? Yes.

~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? No.
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? No.
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? No.
404. Did you play Simon? Yes.
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? Yes.
406. Did you wet the bed? No.
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? Yes.
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? o.o
409. Were you shy? No.
410. Were you spoiled? No.
411. Were you abused? Yes.
412. Did you go to the circus? Yes.
413. Did you go to the zoo? Yes.
414. Were you in a car accident? Yes.
415. Did you build snowmen? No.
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? No.
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? No.
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? Yes.
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer?: No.
420. Were you afraid of the dark? Yes.
421. Did you have slumber parties? No.
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? ...
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? No.
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? No.

~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? Yes.
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: A plushie camel, a movie poster and my books.
427. Do you have any hidden talents? Yes.
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? No.
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? "Sennen and the Plushie Factory". Tori would be like the Queen of the Plushies, making magical little plushies in her famous, secretive factory. Sennen would win a prize and tour it with four other people.. those naughty, nasty little buggers would be done off in different ways. The singing oompa-loompas would be replaced by plushie versions of everyone. Sort of like this:

Child: *transformed in some bad, horrible way*

Tori: You naughty child! >_< Getting into things you weren't supposed to! Tsk.

Exasperated mother: Can't you change him back?! Can't you do anything?

Tori: Hmmm... *plays on magical little flute*

Magical plushies: *appear from various doors and places* Good day to you, Queen! ^_^

Tori: Hello to all of you! ^_^

Naughty Child: What on earth are those things?

Mini-Ken: Foolish mortal! We are the elements of your demise! Prepare to be exterminated! BWAHAHA.

Mini-Kei: *smack*

Mini-Ken: Errr, we're magical plushies! =D

Mini-James: Agents and servants of our beloved Queen!

Tori: Yes! But, I have a very impotant matter for you all. I need you to.. *whispers*

Plushies: *nod at various intervals, some of them glancing at
the naughty child*

Mini-Juuthena: What you asked is complicated.. he might explode or somethin'. o.o

Mini-Shinmaru: Will we be accountable if something goes wrong?

Tori: No, no. Just do your best. ^_^

Mini-Ken: FRIGGIN' SWEET! Err, I mean.. We'll do our best, ma'am! *salute* No mistakes will occur, nope. *wink*

Plushies: *all wink at the same time with a grin on their face*

Mother: o.o...........

And it would go on from there.

430. What would your movie star name be? Cthulu.
431. Do you play any sports? Basketball.
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? None.
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Hellboy.
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? I remember a horror movie about a possessed snowman I think.
435. Do you drive? Yes.
436. What is your dream car? Royal Tiger.
437. Do you think your good looking? No.
438. Do others think you are good looking? Yes.
439. Would you ever sky dive? Yes.
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Yes, his name is Robin Williams.
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 9.
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? No.
443. Do you believe in God? I have no opinion.
444. Do you believe in Satan? In a sense.
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? No.
446. Do you believe there is a hell? No.
447. Do you own a pooltable? No.
448. Do you have a pool? No.
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Yes.
450. Do you like chocolate? Yes.
451. Who/what is on your 2004 calendar? What calendar?
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? Arkansas, Oklahoma, Kansas, New Mexico, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Kenland.
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? Yes.
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? None.
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? My fists.
456. What is your weakness? Good question.
457. Name something you can't get enough of: croissants. I love croissants.
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: Existing wandering sage.
459. How many kids do you want to have? As many as possible.
460. Future daughters names: Jennifer, Narna, Nevri.
461. Future sons names: Kenneth.
462. What is your ideal way to die? Slowly.
463. How do you release stress? Gaming.
464. Are you a trendy person? No.
465. Are you an artistic person? Yes.
466. Are you a realistic person? Yes.
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? No.
468. Are you a strong person? My opinion on the matter doesn't matter. Actions speak louder than words.
469. Are you a strong willed person? Yes.
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? Roxie I think.
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Travis.
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? Yes.
473. Are you a deep sleeper? Yes.
474. Are you a good story teller? Funny story about that, one time when I was downtown..
475. What do you believe is your best quality? Humility.
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? Surviving.
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Yes.
478. Do you do yoga? No.
479. Do you have your own credit card? No.
480. Let's say you win the lotto. I'd not be jackassing around with dumbass quizzes.
481. Do you have a check book? No.
482. Do you like your driver? Jeeves is a very good driver.
483. Do you tan easily? Yes.
484. What color is your hair naturally? Tie dye.
485. How many fillings do you have? None.
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? None.
487. Worst feeling in the world? Death of spirit.
488. Best feeling in the world? Contentment.
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? It's about to break.
490. Last thing you downloaded? Mod for Battlefield 1942.
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? Not really. My mom didn't know what I meant when I said that something was "nuked". Silly adults.
492. What do you think people think of you? They see me as they want to see me. I do not care how they think of me, as long as I know that I am staying true to who I am.
493. Are you a likeable person? I guess.
494. Do you need therapy? I hate therapy.
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? No, I skip those.
496. What the best way to be proposed to? Fun fact: Every Febuary 29th, women are allowed to propose to guys withoout it being ritualistically incorrect. Didn't know that, did you?
497. What kind of movie would you star in? Or maybe like we could do a war movie. "Saving Private Sennen". But instead of Germans, we'd have to trudge through a ton of newbies..

Ken: There are too many of them!

Newb: LOL I KNOW WTF UP WITH THAT

Shinmaru: *beats newb back with his rifle*

Ken: Runnnnn!

Squad: *flees*
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? How about FU.
499. When are you moving? All the time, my friend.
500. What's your favorite phrase? "Fiat justitia, ruat coelum"- Let justice be done, though heaven may fall.

But she said.

That was several hundred questions too many. I'm out of here.

P.S. GO SPURS.

P.P.S. I got my license in the mail today and the picture on it is actually pretty good.

P.P.P.S. lol. Behind the scenes of it all, I know too many people personally..
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