Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Where strides the Behemoth.
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Mr. Fett- This is like the messiah of surveys- either that, or the titanic of surveys.

Hmm. Someone should start some form of company named FU.. maybe like a toy maker or something.

Shinfaru- A third idea would be like The Wizard of OtakuBoards- like the one I did in that chat eons ago.. I dunno why, but whenever I see that Futurama episode where Leela is doing that Wizard of Oz thing.. when Amy appears as the Good Witch, I instantly think "Juuthena". Curiouser and curiouser.

A: The same type of people who sit down and fill out a long ass survey like this.

Irish- Better than Corona?! :O Truly you are sipping ambrosia, then! ;O

Three horrahs for nudity! Or not. >.o

I'm heading to the library today tomorrow this week this month this year this common era eventually, so I'll look for that book.

Us no-lifers have to stick together. :P

Ramkat- Yes, yes. Noodles. *wink*

Lea- *burns your license* I think not!

Wahoo, the cook! He is the king of all movies. :B

Roxie- Yes, I have a Shih Tzu. Joy is cute- eccentric, but cute. Susie is cute- fucking crazy, but cute. All my pets have lost their minds, I swear. @.@

MY ORANGE SHIRT! INDEED. :D

I had a Backstreet Boys CD for some reason. I think they were giving it out as a promotion at McDonalds like.. many a year ago, when I was but a small Ken. As I didn't buy it with my money, I don't consider it mine. It's evil still lingers on this place..

Postal Service rocks. That is all.

The Monastery of Metal is sacred ground for us head-bangers. Monks of Metal are trained there to fight the evils of Nu-Metal, Christian Rock and Ralph Nader. We will be victorious!

Crazy popes are cool. :)

Pfft, my jihads rock your socks, little lady. You should join in on my next one.

I guess it's deep. Depends on if it was a dream or not. ^_^

Yes, I know. lol. You can tell from the headers and the sentence structure within that it was written by a female person. Probably a teenager, might be some form of teeny bopper- you can gather that she is easily induced into being hyper, whatever clique she belongs to. Oh well, it was an alright quiz.

Life seems like a book to many but it is probably just one lengthy, involved, dramatic/[traumatic] chapter that chronicles the adventure of a character- you. But, due to our mortal view, our life seems far too lengthy- I can even divide my 16 years into maybe four, five chapters already.. if your whole life is just one chapter, it is probably a very long, long book that is ahead of you [or behind you]. Definitely a best-seller though. ;) The real question is: Are you chapter one?

Uh, yes! Yes. Something no one could pronounce. Nothing else, nope.

Yeap, you emailed me last. Congrats, you win some sort of prize I suppose. Hm. *hands you a donut* There we go.

Stories are my specialty! Well, sort of. I do my best? =P

Yes, yes. It's a long forgotten fact, I suppose- one easily ignored in today's society. Perhaps you'll use it to your advantage! That would be amusing, hmhmhm. ANYWAY, yes! =)

the Queen- Singing plushies! =D Aha, a good idea indeed. I intended to add them singing originally, but I wasn't in much of a limmericky-lyrical-someotherwordhere mood.

Plushie minions=rockin'. =D

Beware the hammer of Thor.

Welp, what has ol' Ken been up to you ask- gaming, my good friend, gaming. Neverwinter Nights: SOU/HOU specifically- with a little bit of BattleField 1942 with the Forgotten Hope mod, too. All three are good games, heh- I'm mostly waiting for KOTORII to come out on the computer. I don't have an X-Box [I figure one Microsoft product is enough for me], so I have to patiently wait while everyone else who has an X-Box plays it for two months. What a load of shit, lol. Oh well- at least it's coming, heh. I really enjoyed the original Knights of the Old Republic- I did the light side ending because, well, I'm a relatively good guy. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe. *stops enslaving people* Yeap, 100 percent good guy.

I've been thinking about what kind of job I want, and I suppose it's "anything but fast food". I'd even be a bagger or checker at a Grocery Store in lieu of that. I remember this guy who stopped working at Schlotzki's Deli because he kept getting his fingers burnt by the oven or something, haha. Pretty amusing, but still- I'd rather not work at a fast food place unless I'm out of every other job. I'll prolly try to find one in the next month or so- first time finding a job, you want it to be a little bit better than McD's or Wendy's. Don't want to lose the ol' mind in one of those places and accidentally send a few people to the ER, you know. I'M CRAZZZZZZZZZZzyyyyyyyyyyYYYyYYYYYyYYY. Nah, I'm a very well-rounded, reasonable individual with strong personal traits and a logical mind. *drinks your blood with a sharp straw* *sipppppppp*

California is experiencing Noah's flood or something, I hope the 60 zillion OBers who live there are alright, lol. I'll mail you guys an ark or something- custom made with l337 Ken-technology. Features include- all water drive, built in CD player, air conditioning, vampire-free cargo areas and "VIP lounges" for you and yours. :D

Arc Arsenal.

Dum dum de do. Oh, yes. Here's some personal opinions on the music of 2004.

Top ten bands of 2004 that you have never heard of or heard very little of because you are wankers:

10. Coldplay.
10. Dillinger Escape Plan.
9. GWAR.
9. Muse.
8. Danzig.
7. Strapping Young Lad.
6. Katatonia.
5. Gonga.
4. Hogg.
3. Postal Service.
2. Pig Destroyer.
1. Mastodon.

Top ten bad bands/singers of 2004 that I hope you haven't heard alot of because they cause massive brain damage:

10. Slipknot.
9. KoRn.
8. Anything that ends with Simpson.
7. Yellow Card.
6. Alter Bridge.
5. Eminem.
4. 50 Cent.
3. Britney Spears.
2. Anything remotely near Britney Spears.
1. Everything played on MTV and Fuse's Dedicate Live.
1. Everything in the R&B or Rap genres- oh, and toss Christian Rock into there too.
1. Slipknot [again- they finally found the definition of "solo", but they still suck harder than even KoRn].

Top ten bands of all time:

10. Soulfly.
10. Soilwork.
9. Sepultura.
9. Nirvana.
8. Black Sabbath.
8. Filter.
7. Alice in Chains.
7. Soundgarden.
6. Tool.
6. A Perfect Circle.
5. Ministry.
4. Daft Punk.
3. Foo Fighters.
3. Pig Destroyer.
2. Deftones.
2. Opeth.
1. Mastodon.

And the winner is: Mastodon- The best band you've never heard of!

Fly, soul single, wind beneath us.

I was watching a televangelist the other night, and it was really sad. People really want something to believe in- they have to choose what to enslave their lives to. Some people dedicate themselves to wealth, prosperity, prestige- some to power, some to hope, some to raising a family. But they so freely follow others that they believe can help them- they honestly want help, or hope, or something and are lead astray by false prophets and opportunists. Is that all humanity is? A species full of peons- we choose what and who we serve? Is that all? It's discouraging to say the least. Even leaders are enslaved to people- leaders are enslaved to their civilian population, the civilians are enslaved right back to them- it's a balance of power that has no one really being "free" and no one will ever acquire that freedom that people wish they had.

So, I suppose we are just a race of people whose lives are us dedicating ourselves to something- us slaving away for something or someone, and that's about it. I suppose it can be grander provided the right thing is being sought after- but, at the base level, you're just enslaving yourself to an idea or a lifestyle or a person until whichtime you achieve that goal, that farflung idea. Then you sit down and dedicate yourself to something else- all of life is you working towards tomorrow, and yet you can never be satisfied with the tomorrow you get. I guess this could be a good thing, but it seems rather negative to me, hm. Oh well, I suppose you just have to work hard for what you want- that's all any of us can do and will do. Waste away what precious time we have on things that will disappear when we die, lol.

I suppose that the best way to make this positive is to undertake a grand work, a grand mission- the magnum opus of your life, so that it might mean something when you move on from this world. Ah, well- as long as you are a peon to what you want, yes?

I can't take it, you can't take it.

Kthx, bai.

P.S. Texas BBQ > All other foods.

P.P.S. I finally found Pig Destroyer's CD, yee. I'm buying it online. :D

P.P.P.S. Heh..
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