Sunday, September 28, 2003

Current Mood: Morose.
Current Music: Pennyroyal Tea By Nirvana.

...

I still have that same motherfucking cold that my father gave to me. It is of no suprise that now my mother too is beginning to feel 'a bit odd'. What better to share with your family than an illness? It makes brooding together so much more pseudo-intellectual and poetic. With that thought, my eyebrow just twitched upwards- lol. I am in a really bad mood. You know I am in a brooding, evil mood when I am smokeing and glowering at nothing in particular. There is no real reason for this mood- especially with me. It just comes and goes. Sort of like the ebb and flow of the ocean.

You know, I feel like writing something. I just do not know what. There is nothing to write about anymore. Sort of like a blank canvas sitting in the middle of Eden with no brush. I guess irony really is the lowest form of wit- that is why it is so blatantly commonplace.

I guess I will take some quizzes. I have nothing better to do with my fucking time.

What a releif. Quizzes exist. If I kept on thinking right now I might just stumble upon some vein of pure brilliance, an epiphany which would cause an extreme change in my life in some sort of altering, peaceful, optimistic way. That would be so goddamn drab and boring. I might become one of those halfwit 32 year olds selling books all about how you can improve your self esteem and find your happy, cheerful center.

"Tired of the same old life? Same old job, same old house, same old paycheck? With Kenneth Howell's new book YOU- yes, you!- Can single handedly become a complete success! Here is just one of our satisfied customers!

'I tried it, and within 2 seconds I had made over 6 million dollars. What did I do with my money? I got lips the size of Venezula. *giggle*'

That is just one of over 5 hundred thousand success stories- all done with this simple formula that Kenneth himself used!

'With my proven techniques and easy to learn skills you to can be a success- just like me! All you need to do is pick up call the number at the bottom of the screen and order today.'"

My ass.

So lets get some quizzes before I unleash upon the world the prospect of lips of mass destruction.


YOU ARE A BIRD!

You are a creature of the air, filled with life and
energy. Your freedom is precious to you - any
kind of confinement is the worst punishment
anyone can inflict upon you. You are an
explorer and love to try new things and
experiences. You are open and honest with the
world, and aren't afraid to express yourself
freely. Others may envy your free-spirit, so be
wary of those who would seek to reign you
in.

Now that you know what your inner animal spirit is,
let me show you something else....

Take my
hand....


What is your Inner Animal Spirit?
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God of all the fucking things I had to be a bird. Shit, at least a wolf or something remotely interesting.. Maybe I could be like a Warlock Bird or something.

What the fuck am I rambleing about, jesus.

YOU ARE A DARK WARLOCK!

You are a deeply mysterious and devastatingly
intelligent being. You like to spend your time
alone studying ways to bend others to your will
and ways to cheat death. Although you have
immense power and and army of followers, death
will find you eventually.

Welcome to the shadows!

And now that you know who you are, take my hand and
join me in a trip to the unknown....

Come
with me and live forever....



What Evil Creature of the Night are you?
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"Old Man Ken went down to town today."

"Oh?"

"You might want to work late tonight, Alex."

"..."



You are a siren.

What legend are you?. Take the Legendary Being Quiz by Paradox

Ken the Siren.

Intrigueing.

The Big Five Personality Test

Extroverted	||||||||||	36%
Introverted	||||||||||||||||	64%
Friendly	||||||||||||||	54%
Aggressive	||||||||||||	46%
Orderly	||||||||||||	46%
Disorderly	||||||||||||||	54%
Relaxed	||||||||||||	48%
Emotional	||||||||||||||	52%
Intellectual	||||||||||||||||||||	88%
Practical	||||	12%

Take Free Big 5 Personality Test

Extroversion results were low which suggests you are quiet, unassertive, and aloof.

Friendliness results were medium which suggests you are moderately good natured, trusting, and helpful.

Orderliness results were medium which suggests you are moderately organized, reliable, neat, and ambitious.

Emotional Stability results were medium which suggests you are moderately worrying, insecure, emotional, and nervous.

Intellectualness results were high which suggests you are very creative, original, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical.

Overall, you scored highest on Intellectualness and lowest on Extroversion.


Your anime hair color is blue.


What is your anime hair color?
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Somehow that picture makes me feel sorry for that young woman.

Hm.

So which letter of the alphabet matches YOUR personality, huh?

Of all the letters..

Definately. Without a doubt, that is who I am.



But now it is time for me to withdraw. Adios.
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