Sunday, May 30, 2004

Blood Rodan.
:Hello and welcome to the MyOtaku 'My First Post' how-to. Just fill out this easy to use form and you will be well on your way to having a great MyO!:

YOUR DESIRED FONT:

[ ] Something with black.
[ ] Pink.
[ ] Pink with [yellow]/[orange]/[red]/[something else that will be found to cause seizures on rare occasions].
[ ] A nice, normal color with a [white]/[black] background.
[x] I'm a [forum goer]/[aleinated nerd who will attain his revenge someday]/[unemployed pedophile]/[gamer] who has his own, distinct font.
[ ] I don't [care]/[know]/[speak english]/[remember what I'm filling out].

SUBJECT TITLE:
[ ] Dramatic and sorrowful.
[ ] Mundane and on topic.
[x] Completely random and unnecessary.
[ ] A redundant summary of what your fantastic post will be about.
[ ] Any of the above, along with a 'mood' smiley.


BODY OF THE POST:
I'm going to be talking about..

[ ].. my [good]/[bad]/[worst day of my FUCKING life, I dropped my fucking PENCIL and it fucking BROKE, can you believe THAT?!]/[*sobs..*] day.
[ ].. a disagreement you had with your [parents]/[siblings]/[significant other]/[homeless homie] that [ruined your life]/[ruined your well-thought out, meaningful plan]/[ended up offending you and your superior adolescent mind].
[ ].. a snippet from the daily headlines about [the Bush administration ]/[people dying]/[a clearly corrupt system that you will bring down with your MyO post]/[scientists discovering sneezing can cause cancer].
[ ].. my [interests]/[hobbies]/[dysfunctions]/[worries].
[ ].. a [un]cool [flash game]/[website]/[song]/[forum] I found on the web.
[ ].. about how much life [has]/[will]/[can]/[doesn't] suck.
[ ].. the [poem]/[song]/[story]/[idea] you have that you [know]/[hope]/[deliriously believe] people will [care about]/[hate unconditionally]/[worship]/[die horribly from].
[x].. a random idea that you think is witty, but is actually [stupid]/[mundane]/[sorta cool]/[fantastic]/[full of subliminal, hypnotic messages].
[ ] [None]/[All]/[Some] of the above.

ENDING OF THE POST:
How do you want your post to end?

[ ] With a [good]/[predictable]/[confusing]/[useless] point.
[ ] With a picture of [something from a game]/[a movie you saw]/[you]/[a friend of yours]/[something meaningful].
[ ] A [normal]/[happy]/[sad]/[sociopathic] ending that leaves your friends [awed]/[oohed]/[shocked]/[buying a bullet proof vest]/[tearful]/[killing themselves to stop the pain of how boring you are].
[x] I dunno. It'll just end.
[ ] I'll figure it out.
[ ] If other, please specify: _________________

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