Saturday, August 6, 2005

::WARNING:: AB info ahead, but this is unsual and humilatingly funny. So this piece of info you may actually want to read.

Current song: the noises emanating from the television @_@ (theme change! Like it? Yu~ki is so ignored ;-; [huggles Yu~ki]) O_O Okay…. LONG story ahead, ppl, as usual. And yes, this is mostly about the Asian Buffet, but trust me on this one, it is MUCH more interesting than my usual “oh my gods he is so cute ^o^” rants. Otherwise, as in if you dont care even if it MAY be funny, I would skip ¾’s of this. Especially if you don’t want to know how I got embarrassed as hell in front of one of the hottest guys in this state. *nervous pause* First, I spent the night at Katie’s house, Katie was at EJ’s house so I hung out with Jen and Rachel and Hana-chan came over so we went to the mall on Thursday. Hana-chan spotted the HOTTEST Japanese boy ever (well, in this state, so far *shifty eyes* lol). And he WAS Japanese b/c we were being stupid giggly girls and Jen wasn’t, lol, and we followed him into an elevator with his (supposed) sister and grandmother and we HEARD specific Japanese words so that made us happier. Plus I was wearing my X Japan shirt and it made me really happy ^_^ Well we kind of stalked him for a few minutes, and then when we were about to leave, Jen got REALLY brave and followed him into (very unfortunately) American Eagle. Lemme just say, me Hana-chan, and Jen look EXTREMELY out of place, in places like American Eagle. Use the stereotypical side of your imaginations. So we followed him to the back and Jen tapped him on the shoulder, and asked for his picture (she has a camera phone, lucky biotch XP) and he was like *shifty eyes* *nervous/creeped out smile* “Um…” *nod* So she took his picture, and he looks like Kyo! Only his nose is a LITTLE bigger (but still hot ^o^) and his face was a little more round. So that was our FIRST Asian hotness encounter. Next morning, I slept in Jen’s bed with her (not like THAT you morons -__-;;) and when I woke up, around 10, which is when “they” leave for work *huge grin* I sat up and pulled down the shades to see if they were out there. I heard voices but couldn’t tell where they were coming from, then I looked to my left and saw them, on the SIDE of the apartments, just behind a big pine tree (NOOOO) so I tried to wake Jen up but she was dead, lol. Then I looked back and the infamous yet still hot waiter (we dubbed him Chi Weng, XD b/c we are freaks, though I think his real name is Cameron…or Kevin….) so I went OoO And shook Jen awake saying “CHI WENG IS OUTSIDE!! WAKE UP!!” and she SHOT upright, completely awake, ripped open the shades (*smacks forehead*) and we conveniently decided that her garbage can was too full and needed to be taken out. We hurried up and took it out, passing right by them and trying not to laugh b/c we are morons (wow I am SO not obvious -___- it gets worse, read on if you trust me) and RIGHT when I was about ten feet away from the group I almost fell on the ground laughing, but caught myself and stayed calm and we made it to the garbage bin (nearly getting run over by the AB manager, whom I had NO IDEA lived there too o_____o;; *blush* oh gods…) and back safely. Then we decided that it would be hilarious to GO to the Asian Buffet (b/c they were kind of like “Oh god its them again, teehee, morons.” XD my impression anyway) right when they opened. They open at 11 on Fridays, we got there around 1. But it was still fun. The manager saw me and talked to me for about 5 seconds, and Jen was next me, and “Chi Weng” walked out of the bathroom, walked two inches away from me, and Jen got the goofiest grin on her face for some reason when he walked back into the kitchen. I got done talking to the manager and turned around, curious. And she laughed. O_o confused? I was. She said that when the waiter went into the kitchen the long haired one (KAWAII, lol) peeked around the door and got a face like O.O when he saw us, then backed back in. *dies* I feel so bad for being creepy. I make a vow to tone it down, even if only a tiny bit. lol Okay if you thought that was boring, I’m sorry, this is the best part. Her mom saw us checking them out and was like *evil grin* so she told the waitress to go GET him b/c we wanted his photo ._______. *transforms into human tomato* She laughed, I don’t think she got it, lol. Me and Jen followed him from our seats with her phone and got 2 pics b/c we are stalkers, I know, lol, so her mom said, “give me the phone, I’ll go ask him.” b/c me and Jen argued over and over about “you go do it.” “no, YOU go do it.” *smacks head* I’m such a GIRL. So she ACTUALLY went up to him and said something like “My daughter is a complete retard and thinks you're cute, so she wants your picture but she’s too scared to take it, do you mind?” he doesn’t speak that much English (but its okay ^-^ lol) so a waitress (laughing) translated. He had the same reaction as the mall guy. So she got his picture (they were across the room from us) and I grabbed Jen to bring her over so we could say hi to him since my day could not get any more embarrassing (or SO I thought ;-;) and Jen (this makes me laugh) FELL out of the booth, got tangled up in her bondage pants, and tripped on her way to her feet. By the time we reached him we were both red as Shun-san’s hair. Then we laughed on the way back to our seats, turned around to see what he was doing afterwards-- Him and the waitresses….were laughing. So hard. He almost fell over. *hides face* at least it was cute? *nervous laughter* wow I need a hobby, lol. THEN Hana-chan got jealous and saw the picture later on when we went to Mcdonalds where her and Rachel work (she wasn’t with us at the AB) and freaked and we decided to go AGAIN that night .____. It was me, Hana-chan, Rachel, Erin, Hana-chan's friend Sarah, & Hana-chan’s little sister. Jen was at work. The whole time I was there, I was SO effing paranoid, and “chi weng” (*snickers*) kept looking at me and laughing his ass off AGAIN. Everywhere I went in that restaurant the workers either smiled as if to say “Awwww, poor pathetic thing.” or they laughed and whispered. Not that they NEEDED to seeing as how I don’t know more than one useless word in Mandarin Chinese. By the end of our visit I couldn’t take it anymore and Hana-chan made me (literally, she dragged me b/c 1-she wanted to talk to “Chi Weng” XD and 2- she knew I felt really bad about being a freak stalker.) and I apologized to him for being creepy. Lol. Well, the waitresstranslated and we left b4 we saw his reaction but I heard him say "Oh" really casually so I'm hoping he didnt like, burst into laughter when we left, lol. ^^ The manager saw us later walking down the sidewalk and smiled, what was funny, is that right after he passed us on the sidewalk I was telling the group I HAD to be in front of the movie theatre to meet my dad, and I yelled into the pet store “MY DAD IS GONNA EAT MY FACE, COME ON!” and I saw him stumble and laugh. Lol, it made me happy. Really it made me feel better to apologize, but I think I’ll wait a while before I go back, lol. Twice in one day, I only ate three plates all together (2 the first time, one of which was JUST fruit, go me, lol. 1 the second time) but still, that is two weeks worth of average visits. Then we stopped by the party store and Hana-chan and I bought some temp. hair dye spray. She got blue and white, I got red and black. I got the red b/c I was gonna dye my hair red over the summer anyway, and I got black b/c I wanted to test out how I’d look with the black under layers. I might put the under layers black and the top layers red… O_O oh gods…I’ll have to dye my eyebrows… GR I hate having fecking Albino eyebrows/lashes. Not literally Albino, but they are translucent white *cries* Jen owes me $40.….Katie owes me $3.75.…Erin owes me $4.75...hm…random I know but I thought I’d share my loan problems XD OH OH!! And Anthony made me and Jen copies of Diru DVD’s and Moi Dix Mois DVD’s ^O^ I was soooo happy. The Diru one has Final 2003 Ugly Kingdom and some random clips and pv’s. MDM has Scars of Sabbath? I dunno I haven’t seen very many of their lives but I love it ^^ I'm going with Hana-chan and her sister (not Joanna but a different one) to the mall today -.^ I'm gonna dye my hair. UGH I just remembered, as I was goin down the movie theatre steps to meet my dad's truck, I heard someone say "Hey Alayna, wat's up" and when I turned around it was the most ANNOYING kid from my middle school named Rick. I was like o_O wtf? But he looked at me weird b/c I was with all my "goth" friends and wearing fishnets/bondagey pants/accesories, lol. I love freaking out ppl I hate. Me: "hi..." *runs down steps to car door* Okay, wow this is really long, lol. I could have said a LOT more details, a LOT more funny stories, trust me, but this is so long already. Gomen for explaining things so “thoroughly” XD I should really stop doing that…Damn you Katie you’re rubbing off on me, lol. Okay, maybe more later if anyone wants them, otherwise you don’t need to know ^^; ~Areina-chan

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