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Tuesday, September 27, 2005


   flamingoes are taking over the world!!!
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Yes, flamingos! Most people dont realize that the flamingo population is greatly increasing each and every day. Once there are enough of them they will go on with their evil plan and bring the world into complete and utter chaos! You know how theyre always standing up with one leg touching the ground and the other one raised up? Theyre working on their balance so that they wont trip when they use their kung-fu moves on us. Also, theyre pink. Have you ever seen anything that was pink and wasnt evil? Barbie wears pink! what i wear pink sometimes? that's right, pink is evil!! *hiss* but the band pink is nice.

but dont worry, the goverment will protect us from these threatening flamingo attacks, right? WRONG!!!Thats exactly what they want you to think! The government is in cahoots with the flamingos! The government is providing them with weapons AND all of their kung-fu teachers. That way the government will still be able to have a seat of power when the flamingos rule the earth.
And have You seen a flamingo take drugs?!?! Trust me, u don't wanna know... i saw 1 on extasy once, tsk, tsk, and they are puting ads on television for PEOPLE not to take then YEASH!

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