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Monday, April 2, 2007


   Joke-
So I just got off the bus for coming home from school, and my friend told me this joke. Here it is (no offense to blonds, brunettes, or red-heads)-
So there is a Blond, a Brunette, and a Red-Head, and they are about to be executed. The brunette is up first.
The guy with the gun is like- "Ready...aim..."
"TORNADO!" the brunette yells. Everyone ducks and runs for cover. The brunette takes her chance and runs off.
The red-head is next.
The guy with the gun is like- "Ready...aim..."
"EARTH-QUAKE!" the red-head yells. Everyone runs off for shelter and she runs for freedom.
So the blond is last, and she's like- "Oh, I know what to do!"
The guy with the gun is like- "Read...aim..."
"FIRE!" the blond yells.

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Well, I don't know if you guys get it, but I think it's sorta funny! Enjoy! ^_^
Cheers!
.:Demon Wolf Koruki:.


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   Teacher's Lounge Fun
We're in the teacher's lounge...AGAIN! I'm here with Dragonclaw and Logan. We just heard Logan's version of a lullaby, and it is HILARIOUS!!!
Here he is:
"Hush little baby, don't say a word. Or else I'll kill you with a hummingbird..." ...*stares at Logan, starts laughing*
...Crap! Here come the teachers! BJ, LOGAN!!! RUN!!!!
Gotta go, bye-bye! *dives behind refrigirator*


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Sunday, April 1, 2007


   More Funny Videos!


Well, the title says it all! Enjoy! And please, excuse the language again! ^_^
Cheers!
.:Demon Wolf Koruki:.


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   My Team In Naruto
Great! The boys just HAD to make fun of my hat. The boys just HAD to tease me. The boys just HAD to take my hat. The boys just HAD to reveal my secret!
I quietly cursed in the back of my hand, my face probably bright red with embarrassment and anger. I closed my eyes and counted to ten, holding my breath. When I let it out, I looked at BJ.
Crap...now they had taken her hat off, too! I sighed, looking at the boys in front of us. They were scared, I could tell. They were sweating, their eyes wide open...just the reaction I needed.
I rolled my eyes, growling, showing my sharp wolf teeth. Yay, I was a mutant. But why would I want to say it? I would probably wait until they pointed it out.
The one dude with bright yellow hair and whiskers pointed a shaking finger at me.
"Y-You...are a-a..." he gasped. Perfect...
Logan stepped in front of BJ and me.
"What's your point, moron?" he growled. I silently folded my arms. BJ and I looked at eachother, pissed off.
"B-But..." the guy with black hair wondered. He then put on his "cool" face, hiding his scared emotions.
"But what?" I yelled. "Is it my ears?...Or is it my tail that scares you? All in all, you're all frickin' morons...!"
"Hey!" I heard the girl with a broad-forehead whimper. "Leave Sasuke alone!"
"Sasuke, huh?" BJ smiled, her white teeth gleaming with evil. And in a flash, she dissapeared, her movements blurred. I tracked her position, and watched her with my demon eyes, as she shoved Sasuke over, grabbing her hat.
She was perfectly invisible to any human, but to Logan and me, with our eyes, we could see her perfectly.
Sasuke coughed, landing on the hard ground. And suddenly, BJ appeared right next to me, behind Logan. She stuffed her hat back into her bag, eyes closed and teeth bared.
"Wow..." she grumbled. "You guys are really weak. I bet my hamster would be able to defeat you...Not to mention my dog...Zeke."
Suddenly, the wolf standing next to her growled, the neon-green strip running down his back standing up.
"Hmm..." I locked my eyes on the idiot that was stupid enough to grab my hat from my head. Then, just like BJ, I knocked him over. But I sat ontop of him, holding my ring-blade against his neck.
"So..." I asked, pushing my blade slightly against his bare neck. "What's your name? 'Moron' certainly suits you!"
"..." he remained silent. Angry, I pushed a little harder with my blade, causing a little blood to trickle down.
"I said..." I shouted. "What is your name?!"
"N-Naruto!" he yelped.
"Great, Naruto!" I said, saying his name sarcastically. "Now give me my hat!" I swiped it from his hands, and placed it, along with my ring-blade, in my backpack.
I stood up and looked at my team.
"Let's move," I ordered, not harshly. These were my friends, not some slaves.

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Well, that's part of the beginning where my friends and I show up at the exams, coming from the Hidden Demon Village. Our village is only known to about two to three people, the Hokage {who dies TT_TT}, Kakashi, and...well, I don't know yet.
But steal any of this, {subject, people, names, ideas, etc.} and my team and I will probably kill you. Sorry, but I'm very protective over my stuff.
Well, enjoy anyways!
Cheers! ^_^
.:Demon Wolf Koruki:.

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Saturday, March 31, 2007


   I Work At Burger King


WELL, after Dragonclaw sang that for Christmas last year {for our school's MINI American Idol}, I FINALLY remembered to look it up, and it's SO funny! Well...enjoy!
Cheers!
.:Demon Wolf Koruki:.

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Thursday, March 29, 2007


   Aburame Shino



Here ya' go, BJ! Told ya' I'd have somethin' up on Shino! Creepy...but that sorta explains Logan, huh? LOL!
...Well, enjoy! ^_^
Cheers!
.:Demon Wolf Koruki:.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007


   Shoes-Let Me Borrow That Top-Muffins



MAN!!! THREE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS THAT I HAVE FOUND ON YOUTUBE!!! AND NO, I DID NOT MAKE THEM, SO PLEASE EXCUSE THE LANGUAGE! ^_^
Enjoy!
Cheers!
.:Demon Wolf Koruki:.

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   I LIKE CHEESE!!!!

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I CRAZY!!!

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007


   Gaara...
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This is for BJ...who I think has a slight crush on Gaara! *knife almost cuts off nose while walking away...starts running*
OMG! DON'T KILL ME!!!

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   Wolf's Rain Deaths

I can't believe they all die! Not Tsume! Not Hige! Not Toboe! Not Kiba! So sad! ...

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