Location • A Big Mac Box x3 Member Since • 2007-01-04 Occupation • Soggy Fish Stick :D Real Name • Your mom!!! Meh, CJ....
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Achievements • Succesfully beating up some people that were teasing my friends! xD Anime Fan Since • When I got my first manga book...I can't remember what it was called, 'cause I LOST IT!!!! Favorite Anime • Naruto, Wolf's Rain, Ginga Densetsu Weed, Bleach Goals • Become an awesome artist, a forensic anthropologist, learn Japanese/Chinese, and to kick as many people as I can!!! Hobbies • Skateboarding, listening to music on my suhweet IPod, drawing, watching TV, playing video games, protecting my friends, kicking people! Talents • Kicking people! <3
myOtaku.com: Demon Wolf Koruki
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Smexy Gaara x3 *ignore me :D*
He's bringin' sexy back! :3 *nosebleed* Ooooh *shivers*, that is so wrong but so good...Urmm...uhhhh...!
Bad Hinata! Get out of the AMV! *shoves Hinata out*
Urrmmm....e-e-enjoy? *nervous laugh, shifty look...runs away from Gaara fans and Gaara+Hinata fans* HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!
Gaara: *looks up* What's going o- WTF?! WHAT DID YOU DO CJ?!!!
Me: I DON'T KNOW!!! *runs faster* ALL I KNOW IS THAT THEY WANT YOU!!!
Gaara: WHY ME? WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Me: HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA ASK ME THAT?!
Gaara: Wait! Shhh! *puts finger over lips, grabs my by the collar, tugs into hiding place*
Me: *catches breath* Oh god...*whispers* I hope they don't find me here...
Gaara: *cold whisper* Find YOU? What about ME?!
Me: S-Shut up! Shhh! *covers Gaara's mouth as thousands of fangirl feet skitter on by* Wait a couple more seconds...
Gaara: Ummm, I think they're gone now...
Me: That's just what they want you to think!!! Come on!!! *crawls deeper into hole*
Gaara: *follows me* How much farther are we gonna have to go?
Me: I guess...to the other side? I honestly don't know...Oh, look! There's the opening!!! *crawls out, only to be surrounded by fangirls* Oh shi-- *is cut off when they grab me*
Gaara: Wait, what's going on?!
Me: GAARA!!! RUN!!!!! *is gagged with a sock*
Gaara: CJ?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *uses sand to squish fangirls*
Fangirls: EEEEEEKKK! HE'S EVEN HOTTER WHEN HE'S TRYING TO KILL US!!! x3
Me: *thinking* Oh shut the hell up, you goddamn fangirls...*fangirls holding me run out of screen, taking me somewhere*
Fangirl #1: *evil smile, takes out whip* This is gonna be fun...
Fangirl #2: Oh yes...*takes out kunai*
Fangirl #3: Tee hee!!! *takes out giant shuriken*
Me: *is in horror* *thinking* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Fangirls: *tackle me, bound me in rope, and start whipping, cutting, and slicing*
Me: *finally able to spit out sock* OW!!! DON'T CUT MY BACK! I HAVE AN EXTRA BONE THERE!!! OW, OW! STOP IT!!! *tries to untie ropes, kicking frantically* Oh, I know!!! *bites through ropes*
Fangirl #2: *looks up from blood kunai* Oh, what the--?
Fangirl #1: *cracks whip one more time* How the--?
Fangirl #3: Oh tee hee no!
Me: Time for some pay-back, bitcheeeeeez! *evil glare*
BEEEEP!!! We have censored this moment in the crazy fanfic because of the horrific scenes of fangirls being slaughtered and the use of very bad words. We bring you this educational program instead. Enjoy!
BJ: Oh, am I on? *cough*
Logan: Yes you are...
BJ: *clears throat* Attention kids - DON'T SMOKE!!!
Logan: AND DON'T DRINK EITHER!!!
We now bring you back to the intended program.
Gaara: *runs to dark room I was kept in, sees fangirls' blood everywhere* Oh god, great job.
Me: No thanks to you...*is breating hard and in pain* They cut me...bastards...
Gaara: A-Are you okay?
Me: S-S-Sure, I'll be okay...Urgh...I just don't like the taste of their blood...
Gaara: The...taste?!
Me: Yeah, sure...it's nasty...Oh, I get it! You're wondering why I tasted the blood! Well, I was unarmed, you know...I didn't have any weapons with me...I didn't want to use my arms or legs because of the cuts, so I hade to use my teeth. See? *smiles, with blood-stains on fangs*
Gaara: *not surprised* Oh, okay...I'm just glad you're gonna be okay!!!
Me: *confused* Ummm...wtf?! *unaware and clueless*
Gaara: Oh...nothing...*blushes*
Me: Aww...w-whatever...*collapses*
Gaara: CJ!!!
Me: Urgh...I'm...just tired...I stayed up really late last night, and...these...wounds...aren't helping at all...*growls lightly before coming unconscious*
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Okay, what did we all learn from this? That CJ has a serious problem and needs to go to the "Happy Home"...right? I thought so...well, give me your opinion! lol xD O_o'
Smexy Gaara x3 *ignore me :D*