myOtaku.com: Demon Wolf Koruki

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Vitals

Location
• A Big Mac Box x3
Member Since
• 2007-01-04
Occupation
• Soggy Fish Stick :D
Real Name
• Your mom!!! Meh, CJ....

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully beating up some people that were teasing my friends! xD
Anime Fan Since
• When I got my first manga book...I can't remember what it was called, 'cause I LOST IT!!!!
Favorite Anime
• Naruto, Wolf's Rain, Ginga Densetsu Weed, Bleach
Goals
• Become an awesome artist, a forensic anthropologist, learn Japanese/Chinese, and to kick as many people as I can!!!
Hobbies
• Skateboarding, listening to music on my suhweet IPod, drawing, watching TV, playing video games, protecting my friends, kicking people!
Talents
• Kicking people! <3

myOtaku.com: Demon Wolf Koruki

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Happy 4th, Peeps!
Well, tonight's the big night - WE'RE SETTING THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD ON FIRE!!!! MUWAHAHAHA!!! *gets smacked in the back of the head* Err, I mean...tonight my family's having a picnic and launching a bunch of fireworks...*glares at attacker* HAPPY?!
Gaara: Fireworks?!
Hakkai: Oooh...
Gojyo: I don't care about fireworks - I just want you!
Me: If you were smart enough to stay away from me, you'd be lucky enough to keep your manhood...
BJ: But, unfortunately, you weren't even smart enough to shut your mouth...
Sanzo:...Go ahead...
Me and BJ: Our pleasure...! *evil glare*

BEEEEEP! We have censored this scene for the fact that Gojyo's getting his ass whooped. So, we bring you this program for a minute. Please stay tuned for the continuation of our previous program.

Sukairi:...*silent*
Aurora:...*smacks her in the back of the head*
Sukairi: WHAT?!
Aurora: You're on!
Skye: Doofus...
Sukairi: *growls and mumbles under her breath* Aw screw it...*clears throat* We all know, kids...*reads off of script*...WAIT! I'M NOT READING THIS SHIT!!!
Skye: You have to, it's what this program is about.
Sukairi: You expect me to say, "Don't play with fire or fireworks, and keep a safe distance from all booms"?
Aurora: *laughs* Well, you just did!
Sukairi: *strangles Aurora*
Aurora: *smiles* Hah ha! We tricked you!
Skye: *giggle*
Sukairi: Man, whatever...*sets down Aurora* Continue with the other damn program...*sighs and hits head on table*

We now bring you back to the intended program.

Gojyo: *screaming like a little girl while huddling in a corner, shaking*
Me: He'll never have kids. *smiles*
BJ: Oh yeah. *high fives me*
Hakkai: *totallly weirded out*
Goku: *laughs and points at Gojyo* HAH HA!!! YOU GOT NUETERED!
Gojyo: *whimpers* S-Shut up, monkey-boy...
Sanzo: *sighs* At least we don't have to pick up any more of your "lady friends"...
Me: And don't even THINK about touching us...*taps forehead*
BJ: Yeah, 'cause remember...
Me and BJ: We can read minds!
Gojyo: *thinks* Oh yeah? Well I'd like to see you hear THIS!!! *thinks something totally random*
Me: I CANNOT BELIEVE you just thought of Goku drinking beer and smoking while screaming and running around in a chicken suit!
BJ: You jerk! *hits Gojyo*
Goku: He WHAT?!
Me: *straps firework to Gojyo's back*
Gaara: *laughs* You're gonna die now, Gojyo!
Hakkai: *laughs* God, this is so funny!
Gojyo: WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP!!! STOOOOOPPP!!! *launches off and starts crying*
Me: *wipes hands on pants and stands up*
BJ: *blows out candle and sits down*
Logan: *opens door and walks in with a ton of fireworks* Hey guys - I got the extra firworks you wanted me to get - WTF JUST HAPPENED? HOLY SHIT!!!

No offense to Gojyo fangirls - I just don't like that pervy bastard! >:D Enjoy "Anime Commedy Central"...lol, totally random name! Enjoy, though! ^^'
Oh, and have a great Independence day with your family and friends! xD

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