Friday, July 6, 2007

   Are you bored? THEN READ THIS! lol...I have no idea why...xD
Me: *walks in with a bag of fresh art supplies*
BJ: *ears perk up* Hey CJ! Whatcha got there?
Me: Oh - this? Nothing, just some new art supplies.
Logan: Well, what did you get?
Me: *sets down bag and pulls out stuff* 10 more prismas, a sketchpad, 2 micron pens (.05 and .005), a big eraser and one of those erasers you push out with the clip thing on the side, and....some jerkey! *drools*
BJ and Logan: J-Jerkey? *drools, then tackles me*
Me: MINE! BACK OFF!!!...*throws a piece of jerkey away from me*
BJ and Logan: *dash off and fight for the piece of jerkey as I stuff it all down*
GB: Oh great, the monsters are loose.
Me: *looks at him while still eating a piece of jerkey* So? Aren't they always crazy...
TR: Just DON'T give Logan a Vault!
Logan: *looks up from where BJ and him were fighting* VAULT? WHERE? GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!
Me, GB and BJ: TR!!!
TR: *sweat drop* O-oops?!
Me, GB and BJ: *sit down at table, completely ignoring how Logan mauls TR for the Vault that isn't there*
BJ: Has anyone seen Trae or JM around?
Me and GB: *look at eachother, confused* No...why?
BJ: I dunno...they just seem not to be around...
Me: Maybe they're on a mission...
GB: OR maybe Kakashi's making them do his shopping...
Me and BJ: AGAIN? Man, Kakashi's not even their sensei!
GB: *shrugs* I dunno, he just seems to not like them...
TR: *walks by, clothes ripped and scratched up, sighing* I just had to say that word...*Logan walks by, while holding a Vault*
Me: *confused* I thought we didn't have any Vault?
TR: *opens fridge and leans inside, sighing* We don't...it's an illusion...
Logan: *is about to open drinnk when it turns back into a stick, then looks and growls at TR*
TR: *unaware until he turns around and sees Logan running at him with teeth bared* OH NOOOOOO!!!
Me, GB and BJ: *laugh*
JM and Trae: *burst through door* ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! WE ARE NOT GOING TO GO SHOPPING FOR KAKASHI ANYMORE!!!
GB: So...how'd you get tricked into doing it this time? *sighs*
JM: WE WEREN'T TRICKED!!!
Trae: *hangs up coat* He told us that he would take us to a movie if we did his shopping...
Me: That doesn't really seem like a trick...
Trae: Oh, it was!
JM: By the time we got to his house to drop of the supplies and go to the movie, he already had the tickets. And guess what?!
Me, GB and BJ: What?!
Trae: He had the tickets to go and see "Happy Little Pink Bunnies Riding Pretty Pink Unicorns Across The Rainbow"!
Me and BJ: *scream loudly and high-pitched*
GB: *uncovers ears* Well, we CAN go to a movie if you want...
Me: When?
GB: Well, how much time do we have until Leah, Susan, and Jeff get back?
Trae: *looks at clock* ...5, 6 hours.
JM: *terrified* Why?! What movie are we seeing?!
GB: Calm down, calm down...we're not going to go and see "Happy Little Pink Bunnies Riding Pretty Pink Unicorns Across The Rainbow" or whatever the hell it's called...
Me and BJ: *scream again*
JM, Trae and GB: Would you stop that?!!
Me and BJ:...Sorry...*calm down*
TR: *walks out of fighting dust cloud, even more bloody and torn* Let me take a shower first...I need to...clean up...
Logan: *happily prouncing around after getting sugar rush*...WHAT MOVIE WHAT MOVIE WHAT MOVIE WHAT MOVIE WHAT MOVIE WHAT MOVIE WHAT MOVIE WHAT MOVIE?!
Me & Everybody: LOGAN, calm down and sit down!
Logan: *sits down but is shaking like a shook up soda*
Me and BJ: Well, they're showing "Blood Red Skulls in the Sunset" at 6, which is an hour and a half from now, sooooo...
Trae: Isn't that movie like rated "R" or something?
TR: Aww, who really cares? I bet there a bunch of hot babes in a movie theater like that!
Me and BJ: *lean over and whisper to Logan* I think TR might have a Vault in the back of his pocket...would you go and find out for us?
Logan: *jumps up and tackles TR...AGAIN*
GB: So, it's settled? We'll go and see "Blood Red Skulls in the Sunset". *looks around and checks everyone's approval* Great, let's get ready!

TR: *is taking a shower*
Me: *puts finger over finger* Shhhh!
BJ: *tries to hold back laughs as we sneak into the bathroom and out again after doing something*
Me: And he never knew we were there! *goes back downstairs, followed by best friend*
GB: What did you guys do?
JM: Yeah?
Me and BJ: Nothing! *laugh*
Trae: I don't like the look of that...or the sound of it...
Me: *playing innocent* Why not?
BJ: *following my act* We were just talking upstairs!
Logan: About what? *suspicious look*
TR: *walks downstairs, dressed and everything* Nice try, guys...Taping a picture of a vault on my back to try and get...crap...
Logan: VAULT?! *runs to TR*
TR: *screams like a little girl and throws picture at Logan, who rips up picture and sits down immedieatly*
Me and BJ: *laugh and high five each other*
Everybody else: *laughs*

TR: Well, let's get going! *smiles brightly*
BJ and Me: *look at each other, not convinced*
GB: You're just in a rush because of the "hot babes"!
Trae: Yeah, that's sick, man...
JM: *nods and agrees*
Logan: Duuhh!
TR: Oh come on, guys! I'm a boy, boys like girls, or at least they should...what's your guys' problem? Oh, I know! GB likes--
Me: *hits TR on the head with a board* Shut it!
TR: *rubs bump* Oow...you don't have to be so...possessive...!
Me: *hits TR on the head with a block of cement, then yells at him with a large head* I SAID, SHUT IT, FLIRTING BOY!!!
BJ: Ugh, I can't believe him...*throws a death card at him, which only cuts his shirt*
TR: *catches card, and looks at it* Mmmmhmm, King Of Hearts! Is that an invitation?!
BJ: *scowls and growls* That was an incident. However, this isn't! *throws another card, which slices off the King of Hearts head* That's what I'll do to you if you EVER approach me or say that again!
GB: You go!
Trae: Nice one!
JM: I wish I could do that! But I'm still practicing...
Logan: HAHA HA! TR got killed!
Me: Not exactly "killed", monkey boy...he just got...*points and laughs at TR* MAJORLY DISSED! >:D
Everybody else (except TR): *laugh hysterically*
TR: *scowls* I hate you...

Everybody: *sitting in the movie*
Logan: *drinking his 5th refill of Vault*
Me: *whispers to Logan while eating popcorn* God, Logan! You're really gonna have to pee when we get home!
BJ: Yeah, go easy on the drink!
Logan: I AM going easy on it! If I were being hyper, I could drink 20 of these in 2 minutes!!!
Me and BJ: *look at each other* I believe that! O_o'
TR: *fake-yawns, putting his arm around BJ and me*
BJ and Me: *freaked out, and grab kunai* Do that again, and you're as good as dead!
GB: *hits TR in the shoulder* Leave 'em alone, pervert!
Trae: Yeah, just give them a break!
JM: Their tomboys, they hate people like you, TR. Watch your back, and DON'T do that again!
Me: *whispers to BJ* Man, he's scarier than this movie!
BJ: *nods and eats popcorn*
TR: *vein* That hurts, you know! You shouldn't talk about me like that! *scary part in the movie happens and he screams like a girl, jumping into my lap*
Me: OoO *shoves him down the rows of chairs* Get off!!!

Everybody: *at home* Okay, so...wanna play a board game, guys?
Me: I dunno, it's pretty late...BJ and I are going to watch some anime and watch Adult Swim, so...Goodnight...*BJ and I walk upstairs with TV and laptop*
Everybody else: Goodnight!
TR: I should go and check on them...
Everybody else: *grabs him by the arms* Dude, it's only been 2 seconds. Let them be...and I don't think they'd like it if you went into their room...
TR: Why not?
GB: *sighs* It's kinda...messy, if you know what I mean...
TR: Oh, you mean like, dirty? :3
Trae: Sit your butt down, soldier. He just means that they have all that girl shit they need. Nothing big, but private stuff. So...DON'T go in there! It's...scary...
JM: *taps Trae on the shoulder* Dude, I think that's only enticing him - STOP!
Trae: Oh, I get it...*nods*
TR: x3 I wanna go up there! NOW!!!
Logan: *hits TR in the back of the head* SIT BACK DOWN, YOU PERVERT!
GB: *sighs* Yeah, I guess we should just go to bed...
Everybody: Yeah, goodnight...
Trae, Logan and JM: *tap GB on the shoulder* You have to share a room with that guy...Keep an eye on him, will you?
GB: *nods* Yeah, sure...

ALMOST everybody is asleep when the jounin come in.
Leah: You think they had a good time without us?
Jeff: So long as they didn't do anything bad, I'm fine with that.
Susan: *walks into BJ and my room, and sees us watching anime on adult swim* Hey girls. It's pretty late.
Me: We know. We'll just stay up until Inu-yasha's done.
BJ: Yeah. Oh, don't worry, Susan-sensei! We're responsible! *innocent smile*
Me: *joins BJ in the act*
Susan: Alright, goodnight, girls. *exits and shuts door*
Jeff: I'll just go see how the guys are doing.
Leah: *is cleaning up and putting away stuff* Yeah, sure! ^^
Jeff: *walks to GB and TR's room, knocks on door*
GB is holding TR on the floor, while TR is trying to wiggle free.
GB: *grunting* You're...NOT going...in there!
TR: Aw, shut up! I can do whatever I want!
Jeff: *cocks head* Boys! *GB and TR leap onto beds, acting as if they hadn't done anything*
GB: O-oh, Jeff-sensei! We didn't see you come in!
TR: Yes, sir. We're sorry!
Jeff: Yes, I know. Just don't think about going anywhere else, okay? *the boys nod* *smiles* Okay, goodnight! ^^
TR and GB: Goodnight, Jeff!
Jeff: *checks on the other three boys, but they're already asleep* Good night. *tip toes out door and shuts it, then walks downstairs*
Leah and Susan: How are they?
Jeff: Oh, just fine. TR and GB were fighting, but it seems to have passed. It's alright.
Susan: Yeah...now we can go and see "Happy Little Pink Bunnies Riding Pretty Pink Unicorns Across The Rainbow" with Kakashi without any of them knowing!

*gasp* Dun Dun Duuuuuunn! O_o'
Anyways, sorry for the long thingy-mah-bob. I was bored, and I thought this was hilarious! Trust me, if you knew what I was thinking, this would have been so funny! I hope you enjoyed it! ^^
Oh, and no offense to any of the people in it! (especially TR! Sorry - your just so prone to being used like this! xD)
Oh, and Jeff, Susan and Leah are our Jounin leaders! They're also the three teachers that we ALL liked last year! I miss those guys! Though I did see Susan at the grocery store with my mom yesterday, lol...so that's cool! ^^
Credits:
Me - Demon Wolf Koruki (duh, ha, lol ^^)
BJ - Dragonclaw
TR - zzwroker301
GB - cards44
JM - mydogzena
Trae - slashwolf
Logan - doesn't have a user! Sorry...I wish he did, because he's moving this summer and we won't be able to see him in school...TT.TT
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this totally ranomd thingy-mah-bob!
Oh, and the movie names were totally random! x3