Wednesday, April 6, 2005

   4/6/05 - Movies
Yesterday after school, I went with two of my friends to go see the movie Sin City, but they wouldn't let my guy friends in because they aren't seventeen yet... ¬.¬ It was kind of a bummer. I could of gone in but I'm not that mean. I heard the movie was good too.

-Sly
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Monday, April 4, 2005

   4/4/05 - Break's Over....
Blast it.. Spring break for me is now over, I'm so tired and don't really want to be at school right now. Oh well, summer is coming up fast I suppose and I'll be out of high school for good.

I was supposed to work on some art projects that I need to catch up on but I was too busy sleeping and/or playing games. Hopefully everyone else that was on break anyway, had a semi-good one too.

-Sly
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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

   3/23/05 - Wanna Laugh?
Here is another forward e-mail my mother sent me. I thought I'd share it with all of you cause it sure made me laugh. Enjoy! xD

-Sly

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did...

First Testimony: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...he knew better.

Second Testimony: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

Third Testimony: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts.." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned...and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my Sister has never let me forget.

Fourth Testimony: While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

Fifth Testimony: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and sprea d his cheeks and yelled, "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

Last Testimony: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story.. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
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Tuesday, March 22, 2005

   3/22/05 - Bloody School
Christ, I can't wait until break. I have "Good Friday" off along with the week that follows it. Just two more days! >.< School is starting to get to me. This year isn't all that great. I'm a bit nervous about graduating, that is if I actually do. My civics class is harsh, having to have a total of fifty "outside" points in order to get a grade higher then an F, that is if your classwork, homework, and tests/quizes scores are suitable. Which is crap! Not everyone has time to do community service people!

-Sly
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Thursday, March 17, 2005

   3/17/05 - Finally Happened
Yesterday morning, it finally happened.. My grandfather passed away. Honestly, I'm not sad at all... I know if I was him, I would have been wishing for it all to end. Seeing how helpless he was when we went to visit him in February for his birthday, he could barely talk and always had this confused look on his face. It was like he didn't know who we were anymore. It was sad really, but I don't think much of it. I have mixed emotions about some of the things now though. Like the first thing I thought when my mother told me the news was, "Finally... I bet Grandma has a bit of relief now." I didn't say that a loud to my mother though of course. You may think I'm heartless by saying that but think about it... If you have ever seen anyone with old-timer's, mad cow, or this CJD... You'd be happy to know it's finally over and they aren't suffering any longer...

-Sly
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Monday, March 7, 2005

   3/7/05 - Renaissance Fair
Last Saturday I went to a Renaissance fair with a friend of mine. They needed some volunteers from my school to help serve at the feast, so my friend dragged me along. I was the only non-drama person from my school. Meaning, I was the only one not in drama class... It was kinda fun actually. There was jousting and I got to dress up in my halloween costume... It being the only thing I owned that may resemble the kind of dress they wore. But having my cloak over it, you couldn't tell that it was a halloween costum really. =^_^= So it was all good. I got a flower from a victorious knight from the jousting competition. Some guy came over and handed me this pretty flower and said "James ----something said you inspire him from a far."

I took the flower and just went, "Um okay? Thanks!" =^_^=

"He killed me so I had to give you a flower."

If your not sure what I'm talking about then I'll explain. The one who dies in the battle is to give the victors lady the flower. My guess is the knight did not have a lady there so he chose me to give it to. It was rather nice really.

Anyway, that's about it... hope everyone had a suitable weekend as well.

-Sly

P.S. I took another quiz that has to do with the book Dante's Inferno. It's at the very bottom of the page.
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005

   3/2/05 - Snappy Come backs
I got this in an e-mail from my mother. Thought I'd share it.

Snappy Answer #1

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

Snappy Answer #2

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Snappy Answer #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for
speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Snappy Answer #4

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

And the VERY BEST snappy answer ....

Snappy Answer #5, THE TEACHER
Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

-Sly
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Tuesday, March 1, 2005

   3/1/05 - Backness!
I have returned from the depths of Michigan once again. I'm glad to be home.

The reason for my trip back to Michigan was due to it being my grandfather's birthday two mondays ago [February 21st]. I seriously say it was a pointless trip for that I don't even think my grandfather happened to know who any of us are anymore. Oh well I guess...

-Sly
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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

   2/15/05 - Valentine's Day and Road Rules Person
My V-day was rather interesting for me, considering that I normally don't get anything for this particular holiday like the other girls I see around school who have roses, balloons, stuff animals, candy and whatnot.. But this year I got something even better then a cute stuff animal, my boyfriend wrote me a song and played it for me. There were no words though I mean. He's really great with the keyboard and other stuff, just music in general. It was lovely.

Last night, this guy from Road Rules came to my house. You know how they do little things for points? The shows that I have seen of the show they normally do treasure hunt things I thought but this guy was actually selling magazines for points. I even saw the white van with Mtv on the side down the street. Oh my god! He was hot! XD We kind of flirted I guess you can say but he looked like someone I'd hang out with at school so I treated him as such and joked around with him as he did. It was rather interesting. I helped him some and afterwards he gave me a hug and wouldn't let go for a minute. "Should I let go now?" .. "Uh yeah you can let go now." .. "Now? Okay." I have to admit that made my V-day, a hug from a cute guy. He was funny too. I believe he said his name was Richard Barfoot or something. He also said he's going to be on that Mtv show Spring Break this year. I wished him luck and everything. I don't watch Mtv anymore or really much of tv at all anymore. There isn't anything that great on to watch when I do...

How your guys' Valentine's Day was all right too. Laters. Oh and I'm supposed to be returning to Michigan tomorrow night until March 1st.

-Sly
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Friday, February 11, 2005

   2/11/05 - Stupid Computer
The computer I use in my computer design class, first period, has been a bit screwy. It had spy ware or something on it so I'm not able to post as much anymore like I used to. Being as I posted when I got to school and all... Oh well.

Anyway, I can't believe the year is almost over and I'll be graduating soon. Seems like the years went by really fast since about eighth grade... Hm.. Not sure what I'm going to do after I do graduate. I know that I wish to do web design, but I'm not sure what college I'm gonna go to yet and all. Eh, I'll figure that out later when the time comes.

I'm riding away laughing on a fast camel. *hehe*

-Sly
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