Friday, June 1, 2007

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Neko- HI! And welcome back to Ask the Yaoi Couples!

-Applause-

Neko- I have gotten a few questions and requests from this one person. He must be a fan.

-Applause-

Naruto- YAY! We have fans!

Sasuke- shut up dobe and sit down.

Neko- okay now if there are no more interruptions...

Oro-raises hand- I have one

Neko- Orochimaru! SHUT UP!

Oro-whimpers into chibi mode-

Kabuto-don’t worry Oro-chan I’ll make you feel better.

Neko- CAN I JUST READ THIS DAMMED QUESTION ALREADY!!!

Everyone- yes!

Neko- good! Ok first questions

Deidara do you kiss Sasori or does he kiss you?

From Neji-Hentai

Deidara- well I usually kiss him. He kisses me sometimes when he’s usually horny, un.

-O.o-

Sasori-glares daggers at Deidara- do you have to tell them?!

Deidara- yes! He asked so I answered un!

Sasori-glare-

Deidara-crying- don’t be mad at me Danna un.

Sasori- I can never stay mad at my Dei-Dei-chan –hugs him-

-AWWWWWWWWW-

Neko- ok. Here’s another question

Sasori I want you to sing Deidara a pretty song! OH and how does Deidara touch you when you can’t feel?

From angel-peachtree92

Sasori- you want me to sing? Mmm, what song can I sing for my Dei-Dei-chan?

Naruto- how about far away? I forgot the name of the artist though.

Neko- YAY! Now we are going to have Sasori sing Far Away to Deidara!

Sasori- starts singing-

This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know,
you know, you know

CHORUS
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore

One my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I'd give it all
I'd give for us
Give anything but I won't give up
'Cause you know,
you know, you know

CHORUS

So far away
Been far away for far too long
So far away
Been far away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know

I wanted
I wanted you to stay
'Cause I needed
I need to hear you say
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving
Hold on to me and, never let me go

Deidara- AWWWWWWWW! DANNA!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!- Goes and hugs Sasori-

Everyone-AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

Neko-crying- awwwwwwww! That –sniff- that was beautiful! And Sasori has a really good voice!

Everyone- true

Sasori-stops hugging Deidara- oh and well neko-chan felt bad for me not feeling Deidara’s touches so he gave me the feeling of touch with her ‘magical powers’

Neko-(note I gave Sasori the feel of touch because I wanted to and I couldn’t think of anything else. In reality Sasori cant feel and that is just sad.)

Naruto- that’s so nice of you neko-chan

Neko- thank you now one to the next question

Deidara why do you call Sasori Sasori-Danna? And what does it mean?

From Neji-Hentai

Deidara- I call him Danna because in my village you call Danna your very first partner. And Danna means husband un.

-awwwwwwww-

Sasori- actually in our case, he calls me master instead of husband.

-O.o-

Deidara-smiling- that’s true.

Neko- Tee hee hee!

Everyone-O.o-

Neko-what! Im the one that organized all of this so im suppose to be like that. Next question!

Kisame- im getting bored

Neko- SHUT UP KISAME!

Kisame-scared goes to corner-

Itachi-goes to corner to comfort his boyfriend-

Neko- on with the question

Sasori! I want you to make out with Deidara because it’s hot and im bored.

From kitty64

-Sasori and Deidara started to make out and make REALLY LOUD noises-

Fangirls- taking pics- this is sooo HOT!

Neko-ok well this is the end of this chapter so bye now and submit more! Next is Kisame and Itachi.

Kisame- finally

Itachi- shut up Kisame

Kisame-crying- Itachi’s mean!

Deidara- he killed his whole clan. What do u expect?

Sasori- true

Everyone- yeah. That’s true.

Neko- yeah...bye! say bye everyone!

Everyone-bye!


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Chapter 3: Itachi and Kisame

Neko- hi and welcome back

-Applause-

Fangirls- YAY! Make Deidara and Sasori make-out again! It was HOT!

Neko- Im sure that wouldn’t be a problem considering they are still making out!

-Sasori and Deidara were still making out since the last chapter

Fangirls- WOO!

Neko- sorry to disappoint you but this chapter is about Itachi and Kisame

Kisame- YES! WOO-HOO!

Fangirls- well at least it will still be hot, YEAH!

Neko- ok moving on! Here’s the first question for you guys

Itachi-san why is it you do not want to cuddle with your own boyfriend?

From Cutie-Pie75

Itachi- because cuddling is for girls and im not a girl and its just too girly!

Sasuke- says the man wearing nail polish and sometimes even eyeliner

Itachi-glares-

Kisame- all the Akatsuki members have to paint their nails

Naruto- have to?

Deidara- yeah! Leader told us we had to, un!

at the Akatsuki HQ

Leader- that’s true. What can I say I like black and Itachi forced me to. He’s scary as hell!

back at the studio

Kisame- although I don’t know about the eyeliner thing

Itachi- it makes me look hot!

Kisame- you are already hot

Itachi- well it makes me look hotter and it makes me look more emo

Naruto- I didn’t know you were emo

Sasori- where do you think Sasuke got his emo personality from?

Naruto- Ohh

Sasuke- HEY!

Neko- ok moving on! This next question is for Kisame.

Hey Kisame. How do you ever become a shark? Did you use some kind of jutsu?

From Tsubasa#1Fan

Kisame- uh...I didn’t use a jutsu, I was born a shark-.-

Everyone-O.o-

Lee- so your dad had sex with a shark?

Kisame- no-.- my mom, a half-shark half-human, had sex with my dad, a human-.-

Everyone-O.o-

Neko-O.o- OK! Well this is getting weird so im gonna end it before it gets even weirder and disturbing.

Itachi- it’s over?

Kisame- seams like it

Fangirls- please send more about them making out please!

Neko- uh, yeah I wanna take some pics of them too. Next chapter will be Naruto and Sasuke.

Naruto- YAY!

Sasuke- Nn


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Chapter 4: Naruto and Sasuke

Neko- HI! Now we are going to ask questions to naruto and Sasuke.

Everyone- Yay!

Sasuke-...nn...

Neko- well first question

Sasuke! Why are you always so horny? Doesn’t it scare naru-chan?

From miaa

Sasuke- im always horny because my naru-chan does such adorable things

Naruto- and YES! It does scare me sometimes. Like this one time he got so horny he knocked me out and when I woke up I was strapped to the bed and wearing a maid outfit with out any underwear on

Sasuke- the underwear was getting in the way

Everyone-O.o-

Neko- yes that sight almost made me die from blood lost

Naruto- YOU WERE WATCHING!?-O.o-

Sasuke- so that was you

Neko-yup

Itachi- can we get on? I don’t want to hear about my brother’s sex life

Neko- WELL TOO BAD!

Oreo- I want to hear

Neko SHUT UP YOU OREO!

Oreo- I AM NOT AN OREO!

Neko- whatever. Next question

Naru can you hold Sasu’s hand?

From neji-san64

Naruto- holds Sasuke’s hand- no problem

Sasuke- smile-

Fangirls- taking pics-

Neko- Kawaii! Next question

Sasuke did you know that Neji tried to rape your precious naruto?

From sasukesgirl155

Sasuke-mad- WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Naruto-...

-Neji suddenly comes in-

Neji- yes Sasuke I have tried to rape your precious naruto but unfortunately he kicked me in my stomach before I could

Sasuke- goes and kills Neji-

Kisame- aren’t you gonna do something?

Neko- nope

Itachi- really?

Neko- yup

-5 minutes later-

Neko- well looks like the fight is done! Next-

Sasuke- naruto I promise not to ever let anyone harm you ever again!

Naruto- okay Sasuke-Kun-smile-

Neko- next question!

Sasuke do you wear emo make up? And if you do then you’re gonna be happy when you get home?

From Yaoi-fan155

Sasuke-...no comment

Naruto- you liar! You do wear emo make up! I see you put it on every morning!

Sasuke-...no comment

Neko- next question

Naruto how do you feel about Sasuke’s emo make up?

From Yaoi-fan155

Naruto- im used to it. So it doesn’t bother me that much

Neko- next question is

Sasuke-kun why are you gay?

From Uchihagirl164

Sasuke- because I hate girls and their stupidity and naruto is soo cute he could turn a straight guy gay in a second.

Naruto-blush- but I rather have my Sasu-chan than any other boy

Neko- cute! Next question

Sasuke- Kun how many times a day do you do it with naruto?

From yaoirules15

Sasuke-...10

Everyone-O.o-

Neko-O.o- is this true naru-chan?

Naruto- sadly yes-sigh-

Neko- poor naru-chan- hugs him-

Sasuke- HEY! STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!

Neko-fine- releases naruto- selfish bastard

Sasuke- and proud of it. Now- grabs naruto and puts him in his lap and puts his hands around naruto protectively- MINE!!!!!!!

Naruto-blushes like mad-

Neko- well next question

Naruto did you know that Sasuke kills anyone who even looks at you for a second? He killed ME! Jealous bastard!

From sasukekills33

Naruto-O.o-WHAT! You do?!

Sasuke-...no comment

Everyone-O.o-

Neko- next question

Do you get horny when you see each other in the bathroom?

From neji-hentai

Sasuke- yes

Naruto- yes

Everyone-O.o-

Naruto- HEY! Don’t tell me you won’t get horny when you see someone with that body naked!

Everyone-O.o-

Neko- ok well we have another question now

Make naruto and Sasuke go down on each other

From makoto misuhara

Naruto-O.o- you want us to have sex right now?

Sasuke- why not?

Neko- yes do it! Do it for Kami-sama sake! I wanna watch and take pics-whine-

Naruto- fine we’ll do it

Sasuke-grabs naruto and pulls him to another room- lets go naru-chan Mr. Snuggle Muffin wants to play.

Naruto-blush-

Oreo- who’s Mr. snuggle muffin?

Neko- Sasuke’s dick

Itachi- he named his dick?!

Neko- no! Naruto did-grin-

From other room

Ahh...Ohh...right there... OHHHHH...AHHHHHHHHHH

Nhhhnnn...naru-chan you’re so tight...-grunt-

AHH...SASU...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Itachi- what are they doing in there?!

Neko-grin- you really want to know?

Itachi- now that I think about no I don’t

Neko- their doing the same thing you do with Kisame except better and harder. I should know I watched them before.

Everyone-O.o-

Neko- ok well this is the end of this chapter! Considering they aren’t going to be back soon.(note if you want to see the whole thing wait until chapter 10 which is where ill give you some delete scenes and funny things that happen that you didn’t know about)

-Applause-

Neko- next will be Gaara and Lee!

Lee- YOSH!

Guy- GO MY LEE!

Gaara- HEY! He’s my Lee!-growls and grabs Lee-

Everyone-O.o-

Neko-sweat drop- well send some questions for Gaara and Lee. See ya!

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Neko- hi and welcome back!

-Yay-

-Applause-

Lee- YOSH! It is time for us my Gaara!

Gaara-sweat drop- yeah

Neko- ok lets get down to business and here is the first question

Gaara and lee: who’s the seme?

From Plushielover177

Gaara- im the seme

Lee- and sometimes Gaara-chan lets me be the seme -smile-

Everyone-O.o-

Neko-interested- really now? I have to get those pics

Gaara-annoyed- can we get on with the next question please?

Neko- sure here is the next question

OMG!!

That made me laugh so much.

Great idea.

Question for Gaara and Lee.

1. Gaara when did you realize you loved Lee?

2. because Your from the Sand Village and He's from the leaf village, were are you two gonna live?

From: xxJOSxx

Neko- really? Why thank you-smile-

Gaara- I realized I loved him at the chuunin exams. Then because of it I tried to kill him at the hospital that time because I didn’t want to love anyone. But I got stopped then later on when I got to know Lee better I decided that I would accept those feelings for him.

Everyone-AWWWWWWWW-

Neko- Kawaii!

Lee-awww Gaara-chan! - Hugs Gaara-

Gaara-hugs lee back-

Neko- well there is another question

Lee- oh right

Gaara- well we really haven’t thought about that but since im going to become Kazekage Lee is going to live with me in Sand and he’ll be able to visit his friends in Konoha of course

Lee- yeah

Neko- well that’s nice of you Gaara

Gaara- uh huh

Neko-next question is

Lee, what's it like to be with a younger partner?

From: Arkhem

Lee- well he’s only six months younger than or so

Gaara- that’s true

Lee- yeah so it’s not really a problem

Neko- ok next question

Ok, first I would like to say I LOVE U! I love all the couples and I am completely jealous that U came up with this idea first! U must get a cookie for a job well done hands U cookie:3

Question for Gaara and lee, do U guys have pet names for each other?

From: Ancamna

Neko- THANK YOU SO MUCH! You have no idea how much that means to me so thank you. And well I put the couples that I liked most in the show and the ones that soo belong together. And I got this idea when I read this story called ‘ask Itachi’ and my friend was going to do a ‘ask Itachi’ too and I thought ‘why not make a ‘ask the yaoi couples’ one?’ And I did.-gets cookie- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE COOKIE! I LOVE COOKIES!!!

Gaara- cookie freak

Neko- SHUT UP! YOU LOVE COOKIES TOO!!!

Gaara-...

Naruto- ohhhhhh, Gaara got burned

Deidara- giggles-

Gaara- shut. Up

Neko- you shut up and answer the question

Gaara- fine-reads question- you have got to be kidding me

Lee- pet names huh?

Gaara- I don’t have a pet name for lee

Lee- yes you do! You call me cutie during sex and I call you Panda-chan all the time-smile and giggle-

Everyone-O.o-

Gaara- WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM YOU BAKA!?!

Lee-scared- but they asked me –sniff- you’re scaring me Gaara

Gaara-sigh- im sorry lee

Lee-sniff- its okay Panda-chan

Neko-takes pic of them hugging- Kawaii!

Naruto and Deidara- KAWAII!! –Taking pics with neko-

Neko- well next question

Hey look! My review was the first question! X33

Ok! Gaara-sama! Does lee-kun make cookies for you? Are they better than mine?!

From: miaa

Lee- yes I make him cookies all the time

Gaara- and their delicious-licks lips- and LEES COOKIES ARE THE BEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD!

Everyone-scared- O.O-

Gaara- and besides I haven’t tasted yours

Neko- hey lee can u make me some cookies?

Gaara- NO! HE ONLY MAKES THEM FOR ME!-growl-

Lee-sorry neko-chan but Gaara doesn’t like me making cookies for anyone other then him

Neko- ok then next question

LOL!! This is so funny! I want to ask a question!! Which one of you guys is the uke?

From ScarrFace

Neko- well we already got a question about who was the uke but that’s okay. I didn’t want to not post any comments.

Lee- well im the uke most of the time but Gaara sometimes lest me be seme

Gaara-blushing- next question please

Neko-next question is

Does Gaara always have a bad temper? Or does he smile for you sometimes?

From sasukesgirl164

Lee- well he sometimes gets a bit short temper...

Gaara- that’s because of your stupidity

Lee- and yes he does smile for me sometimes-smile-

Neko-awww! Cute

Gaara-growl-

Lee- now Gaara don’t scare away anyone

Neko- yes Gaara don’t

Lee- oh and he’s also very overprotective of me

Neko- im also overprotective of Deidara

Sasori- he’s mine- takes Deidara-

Neko- yes but he’s mostly mine. I just let you touch him because you two look cute together and Deidara begged me for it

Sasori- fine! We’ll share! How about that?

Neko- ok!

Deidara-don’t I get a say in this?

Neko, Sasori- NO!

Deidara-whimper-

Gaara- next question

Neko- right next is

YAY! I have a question for Gaara and Lee, Did you two get horny during of the Chuunin exam fight?

From Looney Luna The Emo Prep

Everyone-O.O-

Gaara- err...yeah

Everyone- O.o-

Gaara- what?! He did the leaf dance or something that he got me from the back! That made me kinda horny okay?!

Lee- same here

Everyone-O.O-

Neko- err moving on

Squee! Write another Sasori and Deidara chapter... Pwease..? I will give you a cookie... I will give you a plate full of cookies...

From NarutoAnimeGirl

Neko- oh don’t worry about that. I was planning on writing one anyone. YAY! I get a plate of cookies! oh by the way I suggest you read chapter 10 when I post it if you like Sasori and Deidara

Sasori, Deidara- O.o

Neko- oh don’t worry –evil smile-

Deidara- can we read the next question please?

Neko- right

Does Lee like Gaara's eyeliner? And can Lee give Gaara a B.J?

From When The Sun Goes Down

Gaara- IT’S NOT EYELINER!!!

Naruto- suuuure

Gaara- its not! I just don’t sleep so I have that disease that I forgot the name of so I get dark rings under my eyes

Neko- true

Lee- and yes I think it looks cute

Neko- for the blow job look for chapter 10. That’s where im putting most of the mature scenes –evil smile- so sorry you have to wait so long.

Everyone-O.O-

Neko- anyone this next question appears to be for Sasori and Deidara but since their here and not busy Ill put it up

Sasori, I've read a lot of fics where you die and it shows Deidara's reaction, if Deidara were to die, what would you do and how would you react, depending if he was sick or someone killed him on a mission.

From Fallen Angel Wings

Sasori- well if he died I would kill myself

Everyone- you would?

Sasori- yes I would. I wouldn’t be able to live without him

Deidara- awww Sasori-Danna –goes and hugs him-

Sasori- hugs back-

Neko- takes pics- next question

Ask Gaara and lee

Do you two kiss often? Do you guys have hot sex

From baby girl Brianna

Lee- well duh. We kiss all the time

Gaara- and yes we do have a lot of hot sex

Neko-trembling- must take pics

Naruto- err okay -.-

Neko- next question

DAMN! I hate that...my question didn't show up! Ok, my question was, Gaara, do you use your sand to increase your manhood? Oh, and who cums first. Thanks!!

From LovexXxHaku

Neko- what was your question?

Gaara- I don’t need to

Everyone- O.o

Gaara- he he he

Lee- and well I always cum first

Gaara- that’s right

Neko- next question

Hina+Sweat drop+ you want me to post question ok here.

Gaara, what does Lee do that turns you on the most?

From CinnamonSpiderQueen

Gaara- well lee does many things that turn me, like when he drops something and goes down to reach it

Everyone-O.O- err okay?

Neko- nice. Next question

Okay... I have a request... I'd like Lee too give Gaara some his eyebrows as the ultimate show of youthful love! gets hit with a brick

From Haikari

Neko- naruto why did u throw that brick?

Naruto- err he was being stupid

Neko- but you didn’t have to throw a brick

Naruto- right sorry Haikari

Lee-gasp- I love Gaara but I shall not shave my eyebrows!

Gaara- err that’s okay I don’t want you to –sweat drop-

Lee- okay

Neko- thank god. Next question

Omg Gaara and lee is my favorite pairing...can I ask a question please...

Who is normally the seme and the uke?

From: KankurosBandGeek2010

Neko- well like they said before Gaara is the seme and lee is the uke and sometimes Gaara lets lee be the uke

Deidara- yup

Neko- next question

...KAWAII! I loved it!! Oh and I have a question for Gaara and Lee...well actually its two in one...doesn't Lee ever get scared of Gaara and his sand?? And the second part is I want to see Gaara and lee make out...while playing in the sand! Woohoo! That would be hot! Thanx!! Arigato!! Bye bye

From Fox-chan

Neko-thank you very much!

Lee- umm...well sometimes I get scared...when I do something bad...

Gaara- that’s right

Lee- it’s scary-scared-

Neko- now do the second part u too

Gaara and Lee go to a sand box and start to make out

(I am sorry to say this but all the really good sex parts are going to be on the deleted scenes chapter later on when I finish going trough everyone. Again I am sorry)

Neko- well they finally finished making out. Next question

Gaara-chan! I thought you didn’t have feelings so why do you have feelings for lee?

From IheartGaara-chan235

Lee- Gaara-chan?

Gaara- uh, I do have feelings. Well most of them are hate but I do have feelings. And I love lee because he captivates me

Lee- Gaara-chan? Gaa-chan? –Wasn’t listening-

Neko- and the idiot isn’t even listening -.-

Gaara- well he’s my idiot )

Everyone- O.O-

Gaara-WHAT!

Neko- next question please!

Hey Gaara! My cousin loves you so do you want to dump lee and be her boyfriend?

From Neji-Hentai

Lee- NO! HE’S MINE!

Gaara- what he said!

Neko- too bad for Neji-Hentai’s cousin

Lee- next question please! –Jealous-

Neko- right

Do you and Gaara make-out in privacy or in public?

From Neji-san

Gaara- in privacy

Lee- and sometimes in public

Fangirls- WE MUST GET THOSE PICS!!!! –Dramatic-

Neko- dramatic much –sweat drop- well see you next chapter

Lee- it’s over?

Neko- yes. Next is Hidan and Kakuzu

Hidan- alright! Finally!


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Neko- oi! Welcome back

-Applause-

Hidan- Yay! It’s our turn now Kakky!

Kakuzu- I TOLD YOU! DON’T CALL ME KAKKY!!!

Hidan- but it suits you –whine-

Kakuzu- growl-

Neko- down boy

Kakuzu- growls again-

Neko- SHUT UP!

Kakuzu- mumbles- you shut up

Neko- I heard that! Here’s your first question

Ok Hidan: Did you get jealous when Kakuzu got on top of Kakashi during your fight with team 7 and 10?

From: Plushielover177

Hidan- yes!

Kakuzu- you did? –Surprised-

Hidan- err yeah

Kakuzu- chuckles- he he he

Hidan- don’t you fucking laugh!

Neko- like a married couple

Deidara- yeah. You should see them at the base

Hidan- can we get on to the next fucking question already?

Neko- right. Next question is

Interesting idea...I love it!

I have two questions for Kakuzu!

Kuzu,

How did you feel when Hidan got his head cut off?

How did you feel when you found out he was actually still alive?

From: ResidentHeartless

Kakuzu- well it really surprised me when his head got cut off. But I was totally in shock when he was still alive

Neko- and?

Kakuzu- and what?

Neko- oh come on! I know you were sad when you thought he died and were really happy when you found out he was still alive

Kakuzu- blushes-

Hidan- really?

Neko- yup

Hidan- awww Kakky –smiles and goes to hug him-

Kakuzu- really embarrassed-

Sasori- next question

Neko- oh right

I don’t really know you guys so can you tell me a bit about yourselves?

From: Neji-San1580

Kakuzu- Hidan is a religionists nut...

Hidan- HEY! DON’T YOU FUCKING CALL ME THAT!

Kakuzu- ...who curses a lot. His hair is silver and he’s from the Akatsuki. And he also wields a three-bladed scythe and he’s also the slowest attacker in the Akatsuki

Hidan- Kakuzu’s tallest member and he’s obsess about money. He’s so fucking mean and won’t let me fucking call him Kakky!

Kakuzu- because it’s stupid!

Neko- call him Kakky-chan or Kaku-chan! – Evil smile-

Hidan Yay! –Cheers-

Kakky- don’t give him more stupid ideas!

Neko, Hidan- don’t call us fucking stupid Kakky-chan!

Neko- although we are stupid

Deidara- Sasori am I stupid, un?

Sasori- yes

Deidara- and im ok with it, un

Naruto, Deidara, Hidan, Kisame, lee, Oro, Kakashi- IDIOTS RULE!!!!!

Neko- true!

Everyone- idiots

Neko- that’s right biotch!

Kakuzu- can we get on to the next question?

Neko- fine! You party pooper

Kakuzu do you keep the mask thingy on during sex?

From Neji-Hentai

Kakuzu- yes. Hidan removes it every chance he gets

Hidan- because u look so much better without the mask

Neko- really?

Hidan- yup

Kakuzu- next question

Neko- riiiight

Hidan-san, is Kakky-chan romantic? You know, cuddles with you? Holds your hand?

From- YaoiRules123

Hidan- apparently only when I ask him

Kakky- mumbles- cuddling is for girls

Neko- well too bad! This next letter is from me!

Hey Kakky-chan! I WANT YOU TO CUDDLE WITH HIDAN FOR AS LONG AS I WANT! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA- cough cough- hairball!

Everyone- O.o-

Neko- still coughing- that hairball must be big!

Everyone-O.o-

Neko- hey im a cat! Read the name bitch! (Note- neko means cat)

Deidara- she’s scary un

Sasori- just walk away

Itachi- is everyone crazy in here or are they just psychos with problems?

Kisame- both –smiles-

Neko- on with the next question!

Nya

Ok

Let’s see...

Kakuzu...how else do you use those strings? X3 shotshot

From: miaa

Kakuzu- why do u want to know?

Hidan- maybe she’s curios

Neko- yes I think so. And so am I! Now tell me what your answer is!

Kakuzu- ...yes

Neko- ohhhhhh. What do you use it on then?

Hidan- he uses it to tie me to the bed so he could have his way with me

Neko- no way!

Hidan- -nods head-

Neko- wow

Kakuzu- next question

Neko- err right next is

Yea I don’t really now Hidan and Kakuzu that much really so I can’t really ask a question that makes sense but I don’t really ask questions that make sense so... (This is a dirty question by the way) do u guys use toys or just each other?
And question 4 the author: is the last chappy going to be long?

From WeIrD-fRoG

Neko- well I don’t know. Ill probably add some chapters of the same couple until I get bored and stop. But as long as I have requests ill keep writing. So write to me plz! Now Kakuzu- answer the question

Kakuzu- why me?

Neko- because I say so

Kakuzu- fine. –Reads question- you got to be kidding me

Neko- no I don’t think so

Hidan- well we usually don’t but on special occasions we do

Neko- wooooooo

Kakuzu- next question –blushing-

Neko- here’s the next one

Yay! All right then I love Hidan and Kakuzu as a couple so anyway I have a question;

1. Hidan are you cursing to Kakuzu when you're having sex?

And btw I want to see you two make out really roughly ;P!

Love ya!

From: HyuugaAngels

Kakuzu- yes he does curse...a lot

Deidara- oh so that’s why I always heard Hidan cursing at night

Sasori- I told you

Neko- wow

Kakuzu- yeah

Neko- now make out roughly!

-Kakuzu and Hidan start to make out roughly and loud- (ill give the details in chp. 10 ;) )

Neko- oh btw some of u guys have sended me some requests for Sasori and Deidara and don’t be mad that I didn’t post them. Since ill be making an extra chp. For them ill put them there. It will probably be chp. 11. so plz wait a bit. I have so much to do.

Sasori- extra chapter?

Neko- yes it seams a lot of people love u just like me –smile-

Sasori – I don’t think anyone can match up ur love for us...

Deidara- yes u seam to love us like hell

Neko- giggles- well tats the end since... –looks at Hidan and Kakuzu making out- ...their busy

Deidara- send reviews

Sasori- and requests too, especially about me and my Dei-Dei-chan

Neko- you mean our Dei-Dei-chan!

Sasori-...fine

Deidara- O.o- un?

Neko- next up is I think Iruka and Kakashi...wait let me check... Yup Iruka and Kakashi


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