Thursday, June 14, 2007

   story yeah!
Oreo- hi im Orochimaru and I will be the person talking to you from now one

Everyone- ?????

Naruto- Oreo here tied up Cho in the closet

Oreo- this chapter will be about me and my Kabu-chan

Kabuto- that’s right

Oreo- behold, Kabu-chan! –Shows stuffed snake-

Kabuto- what? What about me?

Oreo- oh right. And also about my other Kabu-chan

Kabuto- that’s better

Cho- suddenly comes in and starts to beat the crap out of Oreo with her feet because her hands are tied up and has duck tape over her mouth-

Kabuto- trying to stop Cho-

Cho- mumbling foul things to Oreo-

Oreo- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-We suggest you watch “Cooking with Ino” since you don’t want to watch this-

Ino- hi and welcome to cooking with Ino. Today we are gonna cook dog –pulls out Akamaru out of nowhere-

Kiba- comes in- AKAMARU! Let go you FUCKING BITCH!

Ino- puts Akamaru inside pot- HA! Lets see you get him out of there you dog shit!

Kiba- F-beeeeeeeeep

-Err...you also don’t want to watch this so lets see how that fight is coming along...Oh it seams it stopped. Enjoy-

Cho- tired lying on the floor-

Kabuto- tired of trying to get Cho off of Oreo-

Oreo- covered in blood and bruises, beated up on the floor-

Sasuke- now this is a turn of events

Naruto- yeah. But did you see Cho! She totally beated Orochimaru! Maybe we can use her to fight Orochimaru

Cho- sorry but im not with the side of good

Naruto- your not?! –Teary eyed-

Cho- sorry but I would rader have the Akatsuki way

Itachi- you have chosen well, young one

Sasuke- who are you? Luke Skywalker?

Itachi- silence, young one!

Everyone- anime sweatdrop-

Cho- errrr lets get on to the questions

Hi! I love this

Anyways, Kabuto-kun is it weird that you're dating a 50 year old?

Orochimaru-sama, Are you really an Oreo?

From: Black Rose Takamari

Kabuto- no not really

Cho- really?

Kabuto- yea

Oreo- maybe I am...maybe im not –shifty eyes-

Deidara- errrr...

Cho- yeah...next question!

Two Yaoi Loving Nekos has a question:

Oreo-kun do you use your tongue during sex?

Kabuto-kun have you ever worn a man thong? Oh and another thing, have you ever used whipped cream and cherries while "experimenting"?

From: Two Yaoi Loving Nekos

Oreo- well duh. Everyone uses their tongue during sex

Cho- yup yup yup

Kabuto- why do you want to know?

Kisame- their curious

Kabuto- I don’t care. Im not answering that

Deidara- that means you have

Naruto- ahahahaahahahha

Kabuto- glares-

Oreo- yes we have used whipped cream and cherries

Deidara- hmm so have we

Naruto- same here

Kisame- and here

Cho- must.get.pictures!

Deidara- umm I guess ill read the next question since Cho seams to be...twitching or something

I have some questions for Orochimaru and Kabuto!

Kabuto, how long is Orochimaru's tongue, and does he use it for kinky sex?

Have you two ever played 'Doctor'?

Orochimaru, are you into S&M? You seem like the kind of guy that would.

Finally... in your opinion, which do you think is hotter, Kabuto with or without his glasses?

From: Haikari

Kabuto- well it’s pretty long but I’ve never measure it

Deidara- have you measured his penis?

Kabuto- err no -.-

Kabuto- and yes he uses it

Oreo- yes. I don’t believe we have played doctor for sex...and fireman...and many others

Cho- hmm hot

Oreo- err whats S&M?

Cho- I don’t know. I don’t think anyone here does

Everyone- nope

Oreo- and he’s hotter with his glasses off but he still looks hot with them on

Kabuto- blushes-

Cho- cute. Next question

O.o I have a friend called Oreo, anywhozzulz.

Qst. for Oro-chan and Kabuto-kun:

1. Kabuto-kun, seme or uke?

2. Oro-chan, isn't Kabuto underage?

3. Doesn't that make you the child molester everyone thinks you are?

4. Make Sasu-kun and Naru-chan make out! Kabu-kun and Oro-chan too!

From: Mizuni-no-neko

Cho- Ohh I also know a few people nicknamed Oreo

Kabuto- uke of course

Cho- duh

Oreo- well the decision was up to him and he chose to ignore it

Cho- nice

Oreo- and I am not a child molester!

Cho- then what were you doing with Sasuke in this fanfic I read?

Sasuke, naruto, Kabuto, Oreo- O.O

Cho- thought so

Oreo- im not a child molester!

Cho- whatev. Now make this person happy and make out. You too naruto and Sasuke.

-They start to make out-

-30 minute later-

Cho- well im back

Deidara- so did you iron your hair?

Cho- yup. It looks better now

Deidara- yup. It sure does

Sasori- but you tooked longer then you should have

Cho- well I got Ice scream

Deidara- what? And you didn’t share?

Cho- sorries

Deidara- what flavor?

Cho- my favorite; bubble gum

Deidara- ohhhhhh I love that flavor. It’s so good

Cho- I know

Itachi- hey guys. They finally finish

Cho- finally

Oreo- well go on with the next question

Cho- right. Next question is...

Oh well thanks 4 updating anyway because I mean u have like a bunch of questions coming in for the story and all so it’s alright

Alright oro/kab

Kabuto do u think Orochimaru likes Sasuke better than u since he always goes after him and umm...tries to get him to "join" him?

Orochi? How long is ur tongue really?

From: WeIrD-fRoG

(Soon to be Human-Eating-Panda (HEP)

Cho- yes I have tons of questions and im so happy

Kabuto- err no I don’t think so since he only wants Sasuke so he can still live

Oreo- and like I said, or was it Kabuto, it’s pretty long

Cho- yup. Next question

Ces't moi again. Ok, so, Kabuto, do you two ever get kinky? Same for Sasori and Deidara. I mean, Sasori no Danna does mean "Master Sasori" last time I checked.

From: Eltarprince

Kabuto- yup. It’s very good too

Oreo- yes it is

Sasori- yup. We get kinky sometimes

Deidara- yes it means master. It also means husband, but I prefer master

Cho- Sasori, do you get horny when Dei-chan calls you that?

Sasori- the first few times I did but now im used to it, since he calls me nothing but “Danna”

Cho- hmm kinky. Next question

I loved that chapter... and all the others!

Thanks for using my questions!

I have some for Oreo (love the nick name!) and Kabuto

1. Who is seme and who’s uke?

2. Kabuto in what ways does Oreo use his tongue on you?

And I have a request for you two I want you to make out.

And Cho here are more cookies hands the neko cookies

Thanks your the best Cho

From: Vamprisslizy

Cho- Kyah!!! Thankies so much. Ohh cookie –gets cookies- thank you so much

Oreo- im the seme of course

Kabuto- he uses his tongue for pretty much everything

Naruto- he uses his tongue to scratch his butt?

-Silence-

Kabuto- no

Naruto- oh well

Oreo-...

Cho- ...okay... now make out...again

-They start to make out again-

-10 minutes later-

Cho- well you seam to have finished so next question

MAN AWESOME!! I love this story, u made me laugh so hard I woke everyone up...Heheh...

OK, I have sum questions!!

Orochimaru/Kabuto

Kabuto, is Orochimaru good with that long tongue of his in bed? ;)

Orochimaru, don’t Kabuto’s glasses bother u?

Kisame/Itachi

Kisame, ever thought of using Samehada to 'punish' Itachi if he's naughty? Just a hint lol

Well can’t wait 4 the next chapter! U rock! (Gives u cookies)

From: SeleneSoulwar

Cho- thank you. Omg! You did? LOL

Kabuto- oh he is awesome with that tongue of his

Deidara- a bit creep out-

Oreo- I just take them off

Kisame- if I use it 1. I would hurt Itachis beautiful delicate skin and 2. Itachi will kill me

Cho- ohhhhhh another cookie! Yay! gets cookies I love people who give me cookies

Deidara- Im gonna read the next question since Cho is eating

Lol my question is...

Why the hell did you choose Oreo?! He's a friggin human snake for Christ’s' sake!

XD

And can Kabuto slap himself to sense? 8D

From: BrdomIsTheDvl

Cho- umm well I wanted to put yaoi couples. You don’t have to scream at me –sniff- and yes we all know he’s a snake

Kabuto- I am not gonna slap myself

Cho- you don’t have to

Kabuto- I don’t?

Cho- nope –snaps finger-

-Sakura falls in trough the ceiling-

Everyone- O.o

Cho- Sakura, I have capture Kabuto for you.

Sakura- finally –goes over to Kabuto and starts slapping him- that’s for almost killing Sasuke-kun!

-3 minutes later-

Cho- very good. Now bye

-Sakura falls trough trap door-

Everyone- O.o

Cho- now next question

Great idea for a story thing, really cool.

Hey, this is a question for Deidara and Sasori, mostly for my girlfriend and my best friend, they think your the most awesome guys around rolls eyes they want to know if either of you have any irrational fears that others can exploit. I wouldn't answer if I was you.

Again, great idea, you get a cookie... and a half

From: Deidara's fangirl's girlfriend

Cho- oh thank you. Ohh another cookie...and a half

Sasori- I think im gonna take your advice and not say anything

Deidara- im scared of losing my Danna

Cho- umm Sasori?

Sasori- hmm?

Cho- I suggest you on the look out

Sasori- yea

Cho- well last question for this chapter

Haha yep every flipping chapter! 3

Yay Oreo!

Now now now, is the sex willing or is it rape...?

And what do you think of the crack pairing orosasu??

Mia shall give Oreo an Oreo...throws Oreo into to bedroom now go follow him Kabuto...

From: miaa

Cho- yup yup yup. Thankies Miaa-chan

Kabuto- it’s willing. And I hate the pairing

Oreo- I hate the pairing too

Sasuke- I despise it

Naruto- same here

Cho- ehh I don’t hate it so much

Oreo- OREO! –Goes into bedroom-

Kabuto- follows him

Cho- umm yea. I don’t think they’ll be coming out for a few ours. I will give you what happens in a deleted scenes chapter coming soon

Deidara- who are you gonna put in the deleted sex scenes?

Cho- im going to put one scene for every couple. And if I get enough reviews ill put more sex scenes

Deidara- Ohh cool

Cho- oh and right now I wanna get at least 100 reviews before I put chapter 10

Deidara- 100?

Cho- yes

Deidara- oh I hope you get tons of good reviews Cho

Cho- thanks Deidara. Now good bye. Next is Haku and Zabuza so send them questions


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