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Thursday, October 7, 2004
I am making this post as a tribute to Rodney Dangerfield who is probably up in heaven saying how either the vice-presidential debates bored him to death or how the intimidating VP Dick Cheney gave him a heart attack.
Rodney probably wants us to keep laughing in spite of his death so I decided to make a tribute joke, not to offend, I'm sure Rodney would laugh...
Hey, I tell ya, I coulda either gone to heaven or hell, but I ended up in heaven because they kicked me outta hell for bein' too ugly.
They said I was makin' em lose buisness. I don't get no respect, even in hell...
Here's one of the great comedian's works...
It's not easy bein' me, when I was born the doctor told my mother, "I've done all I could" but he'd pull through anyway.
And that's what I've told him today, I've got the wrong doctor, I told him I want a vasectomy, he said with a face like mine I don't need one.
Are you kiddin' I know I'm ugly, my mother breast fed me through a straw, are you kiddin' the hooker told me, "Not on the first date", I'm ugly I'm tellin' ya, and my proctologist he stuck his finger in my mouth!
Thanks for bein here Rodney
Other than that, my week has gone pretty good, last night I played Catpure the Flag, underclassmen vs. Seniors, the seniors, however outnumbered all the underclassmen...
Thoughts?
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