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Saturday, September 11, 2004

well, i have nothing to talk about, so i'm gonna read you one of my stupid shirts

A Short Guide To Comparative Religion



Taoism Shit happens
Buddhism If shit happens, it's not really shit
Islam If shit happens, it's the will of Allah
Protestantism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism This shit has happened before
Catholicism Shit happens because you're bad
Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama
T.V. Evangelism Send more shit
Atheism No shit
Jehovah's Witness Knock knock, shit happens
Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening
Christian Science Shit happens in your mind
Agnosticism Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't
Existentialism What is shit anyway?
Stoicism This shit doesn't bother me
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit

oh yeah, almost forgot....i'm 21 today *twirls one finger in the air* yay! my mom got me a tv and a dvd player *smiles*

i forgot this thing thinks it's actually tomorrow, so i guess i do have something to talk about. i leave tomorrow morning for the airport. i have to be there at 6 am..ick. but it'll be worth it. i'm going to see rebecca for a week. *huge smile* i'm nervous and excited at the same time. i can't wait to see her, but i'm afraid i'm gonna do something stupid and get slapped. oh well. i'm also nervous about my flight. last time i flew i was 6 months old, so i don't know what i'm doing. i'll prolly get on the wrong plane and end up in afghanistan. i'll get back friday night (saturday according to this thing).
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