myOtaku.com: DemonMessiah

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Birthday
• 1983-09-11
Gender
• Male
Location
• i moved out of the physics lab...now i live at work
Member Since
• 2004-06-27
Occupation
• surviving
Real Name
• matt, chris, amanda, oz

Personal

Achievements
• nothin' all that impressive
Anime Fan Since
• not sure. it's fairly recent though
Favorite Anime
• full metal alchemist is the best i've seen. i also like hellsing, ghost in the shell, big o, trigun, cowboy bebop, samurai champloo
Goals
• scuba dive in the great barrier reef
Hobbies
• texas hold 'em poker, movies
Talents
• does procrastinating count?

myOtaku.com: DemonMessiah

Saturday, October 16, 2004

well, i had a post all written up to put here, but my mood has changed so i'm not gonna post it. maybe another time. i posted it earlier on my other site if anyone's interested how i was feeling when i wrote it. instead, i'm gonna tell you guys a couple jokes.

WARNING!!! TASTELESS JOKES AHEAD!!! WARNING!!!

if you're easily offended, read no farther

ok, if you're here, i'll assume you're not easily offended. if you are, stop now.

ok, first joke (told to me by a five year old that i doubt understood its meaning): what's the difference between a jew and a brownie?

............

brownies don't scream when you put 'em in an oven.

ok, second joke (told to me by a customr that came through my line at work): i like my women like i like my whiskey....12 years old and mixed up with coke.

again, i warned you that these were tasteless and not for the easily offended, so i expect to see no remarks saying how horrible they are in the comments. i know they're bad...in fact, if my head wasn't so twisted around, i prolly wouldn't have shared them with you now, but *shrugs* oh well.
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