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Thursday, June 24, 2004
joke time
havent been on 4 a while.....i was in conneticut, new hampshire, and maine:)and have been playing warcraft III region of chaos.it's so addicting.
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listen to this joke
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death
experience. Seeing God, she asked, " Is my time up"?
God said, "No. you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more
time to live, she figured she might as well look even nicer.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied, "Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!"
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