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Saturday, October 16, 2004
HEY!!!
What happened to CoLoR Me EviL ??
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another joke!
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartement when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!" St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."
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and now, a joke
3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!
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Friday, October 15, 2004
this is my person on Gaiaonline.com
_______hey!________
check look at me quizes! i just took a bunch!!
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Thursday, October 14, 2004
the llama song! its odd... yeah...
http://www.angrymonkey.net/putfileshere/thellamasong.swf
hi! talk here!!
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Wednesday, October 13, 2004
HEY ALL!!
GO LOOK AT MY BROTHERS SITE!!!
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Tuesday, October 12, 2004
SOMEONE COME ON!! GET ME THIS MANGA!!!
______sooo bored!!!__________
some one say something!!! AHHHHHH!!!!
________OH AND!_________
how do u like the new site look!? i really like it! might change it to green err somethng tomorro... never know O.o
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I LIKE THIS QUIZ. he's hot
theOtaku.com: Who's Your Anime Boyfriend?
_____yay! i like this quiz!!_______
theOtaku.com: What CLAMP Heroine Are You?
_______today i am sick_________
but its ok cause i needed to get something done. hmmm... although i might not get a grade for my book report!?!? -_-
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Monday, October 11, 2004
ummm... helloo
.... im not really sure how to fix my profile thingy up... (i currently have the hang of it)
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