Sunday, June 18, 2006

   Marriage?

Today was Father's day, so I went with my parents to the city to some banquet for lunch with my grandparents. My grandfather is trying to marry me off -_-'. he's cute, he's a waiter, he's basque, and he plays a great game of ball. Oh and he's over 10 years older than me,It's like going back to the Renaissance. My mom kinda got mad at him told him to stop to try to marry me off. LOL. -----------------------------

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   A Father's Day Poem

Father Far from the expected Alaways a shoulder to lean one The one to protect Hero of the day Every boyfriends worst fear Ready to be their, always. I worte that. ^-^....yeah I know it's crap. HAPPY FATHERS DAY EVERYONE!!! -----------------------------

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Friday, June 16, 2006

hmmmm

Well lets see. Today i'm going running, which is good, don't wanna gain weigt like I did last summer. But i'm not feeling 100% i'm always tired, maybe's it's cuz I don't exercise. it was wierd I like kinda passed out to day. i was getting some oatmeal (yes I eat Oatmeal for Breakfast) and I was dizy and totaly blanked out and held onto the counter, but his was like for 30 sec but it was wierd. anyway you guys should play this game. it's the helicopter game. Yay helicopter game. http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf (sorry i don't know how to make it a link, you think I would though. wtv) -----------------------------

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Monday, June 12, 2006

   Vampires ^,,^

I'm going on a vampire fetish. Yay vampires. Woooooooooo. I'm reading Interview with the Vampire. I't quite good actualy. I only just started but I like it. You'll never guess what I found in " The Worst Case Scenario: Extreme Edition" book. How to avoid a vampire attack. Lets see if I can remember. You must have a cross on you. The Cross burns the skin of the Vampire, but only of the wearer of the cross believes in it's power. Holy water. Holy water turns florescent in the presence of the undead. Carry a stake and a Mallet. A stake through the heart kills the vampire, but it has the be in one swoop, hence the mallet. (because we all carry stakes and mallets with us all the time.) keep garlic on you. Garlic repels vampires, so carry some on you. But if you feel that you'll look ridiculous you can eat a heavy garlic meal. (Italian food). You can even string garlic around your door so that no vampire can come in, even vampires that were all ready invited in. Finaly, don't look a vampire in the eyes. I can't remember why though. Yhere yougo lady's and gents, now you know how to defend yourself if a vmapire ever tries to bite your neck off. oh more great news. I have renctly reached 5 comments on more than on occasion. Yay!!! -----------------------------

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Thursday, June 8, 2006

SUMMER

I'M OUT FOR SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!111 YEAAAAAAAAAY. -----------------------------

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006

   Day of the..

HAPPY DAY OF THE DEVIL EVERYONE!!! -----------------------------

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True Story

One for the books: Do you like to read a good murder mystery? Not even Law and Order would attempt to capture this. At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story: On March 23, 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus, and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned. "Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued, "Someone who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide." That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously, and he was threatening her with a shotgun! The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife, and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to kill subject "A" but kills subject "B" in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject "B". When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant, and both said that they thought the shotgun was not loaded. The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, assuming the gun had been accidentally loaded. The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. Now comes the exquisite twist...Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son, Ronald Opus, had actually murdered himself. So the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide. A true story from Associated Press, (Reported by Kurt Westervelt) -----------------------------

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Saturday, June 3, 2006

Save Harold

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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

   Hey

You know when you add a coment and under your name you get a status. It changes, instead of "member" It says "Otakuite". Cool hun? -----------------------------

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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

   Great Expectaions

Great Expectations is actualy a really good book, once you pass the first 300 pages. But it's almost summer vacation. I have sooooo many plans, I'm going to take classes at the Academy of Art. And I totally wanna take Kick boxing lessons AND my dad is actualy planning to take us somewhere on vacation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My dad hates going places!! he likes to stay at home. We were thinking maybe Tahoe would be nice, I always wanted to ride a jet ski. OMG, I totally wanna ride a jet ski right now!!!! Summer is gonna rock!!!!!!!!! -----------------------------

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