Thursday, January 27, 2005

NOTHING!
so a good friend of mine gives me a link to someone ELSE's blog with this funny bit in it and alright I'll shut up:

You Know You're Korean When...
You have a container full of Kim-Chee in your fridge right now.

You or your parents start singing when drunk.

Your parents are shorter than you.

You call a korean older than you "Oppa/Hyung" or "Un Nee/Nuna"

Your parents think church is a social event.

"No-Rae-Bang" is a common household word.

Your main source of income is New Years.

Everyone asks if you're Chinese.

Your parents think anything goes with rice.

"Glue? Use rice, it’s better"

Your parents have never kissed you.

Your parents have never kissed each other.

Failing a class means finding a new place to live.

Your mom rents korean soap operas and watches them daily.

Sleeping on the floor is nothing new to you.

Your parents yell your korean name REAL loud in public places.

No matter how hard they try, your parents will never pronounce "wood" correctly.

You think ramen is the fifth food group.

You have to translate for your parents when ordering fast food.

Your family owns a dry cleaning place, liquor store, or grocery store.

Your mother has a short haired, curly perm.

Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying your 12 when your really 14.

You ask your parents help on your math homework and 2 hours later they're still lecturing you about how they knew it in 4th grade.

You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.

You've had a bowl haircut in one part in your life.

You've had to sit through karaoke videos with ugly asian women attempting to dance in a temple or park.

You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hotdogs.

Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back, and closet doors.

You hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah) every time someone calls you.

Your parents insist you marry someone Korean.

People see a bunch of scribble on chopsticks and ask you to translate.

Your parents simply cut off the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway, it’s good for you."

Your parents have either forced you to play the piano, violin, or both.

You have rocks, sticks, leaves, deer antlers, and other strange smelling substances for medicine.

Your parents read about some super nerd who has no life and got in the paper for scoring highest in the SAT’s and ask why you can't be more like him.

When an Asian girl with a white guy (or vice versa) walks by, your parents STARE at them with their eyes popping out.

When you go to buffets, your parents make you eat until you think you're going to hurl, and even after you do, they say, "good, eat more."

Your parents never participated in the "American" traditions of Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. You'll say, "Where's Santa Claus?" and they'll reply, "Santa Claus! Ptch! He's dead!" And then you'll start crying.

After you're get off the phone with someone from the opposite sex, your parents will start interrogating you about that person (except the last one). You'll talk to someone from the opposite sex two days in a row, and your parents immediately think there's something going on.

You bring home straight As, and your parents say, "So? You're supposed to get that!"

And so now all of you who actually come here know this ^_^

I was cracking up at most of these

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Agatha Christie novels
>_<; Agatha Christie who writes murder novels writes creepy murder novels. creeeepy.

The one I just finished was 'and then there were none' which was previously published as 10 little indians.

And then those little indians were the native american type. which makes me wonder: 'isn't it more politically correct to say 'native americans'? coz it was all that dude columbus' fault (who wsa bad at geography) that they were dubbed indians.

Then again, '10 little native americans' is kind of an mouthful to say. I suppose thats why they republished it to 'and then there were none'

I would copy the scary little children's rhyme in here that was the 'creepy' streak in the book, but it's too long XD

Some sad news: there are no plans for BAAF 05 0_0; not that I even had any plans to go being a couple states too far it's sad coz i know a buncha people were faithfully waiting. jerkwads X_X

5 things to do with a ramune bottle:
1. Smack it against the sidewalk and keep the marble
2. Constantly rattle it and annoy folks
3. put it next to the rest of your collection
4. somehow put juice in there and reseal it (0.0?)
5. Puzzle people with how the marble got in there in the first place

tchao folks!
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Wednesday, January 26, 2005

more creepiness
my hits are at 888 now. WTF? >_<; Does this happen to you guys too or something?

>_<; EVIL NUMBERS GET AWAY FROM MEEEE....

I also got a 70 out of 75 on my civics exam which is DECIMALS away form an A (94 is the cutoff)

crap
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korean vocabulary
hahaha... I'm completely korean and I have the vocabularly of a two year old. Seriously, I sorta ditched learning it around 3rd grade hahaha X_X;

But for what I do know, here is basic phrases:
anyung! informal 'hi!'
Chalga informal 'bye' listerally means 'go well'
gamsamnida formal 'thank you'
odigaso? 'where did you go?'
yogi 'here'
hajanshil odi iso? 'where is the bathroom?'

when speaking to adults however you have to add 'yo' at the end of your phrases like 'odigaso -yo?'.

Yeah, confusing. Anyhow this weekend I be going skiing! which I haven't done since like.. 3rd grade...

If you guys hear of any teenage snow deaths it's meh hahaha XD Moving on...
5 Things to do at the square enix building:
1. Get a restraining order
2. Ask when Advent Children will come out
3. Beg to be hired as an intern
4. look totally stupid coz you can't speak japanese
5. Tell them to take you to the place where they hide your Cloud.

So there ya have it folks. Now I REALLY gotta stop procrastinating my english project and play maple story.

whoops, that came out wrong. I mean go write that rurouni kenshina article which is only for those perpetually bored folks or those who love history.

wait, that's still wrong. DARNIT! :)
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Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Just because ver. 2
^_^; I don't have anything particularly funny to say today except perhaps on my scantron paper for my end of the semester exam for civics I was tempted to fill out a X_X face on the bubbles.... SO I WILL ENTERTAIN YOU WITH THIS QUIZ~

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Deranged Kikyo
2. Raeika
3. Korean kirby

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Koreankirby5191
2. Derangedkikyo
3. forgot hahaha XD

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My hyper attitude
2. My sleepy attitude
3. My maple story owning skillz. (not really haha_

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Loud
2. Can't sing
3. Can't draw (very well)

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1.Korean
2.Korean
3.Korean

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Bugs
2. People like sojiro... *shiver*
3. Sedation

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. mp3 player
2. Internet
3. sugar

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Dejiko hat
3. Dragon charm
2. Hello kitty scarf

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS
1. L'arc en ciel
2. Shonen Knife
3. Day after tomorrow

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Starry heavens
2. Ready steady go
3. 'ai' from Excel saga

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Pet shop of horrors
2. Coconut pocky
3. getting an 'a' in civics.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Stability
2. Happiness
3. SUGAR! err, okay I'm hungry.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I like ipods
2. I'm completely korean
3. I'm completely insane

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. umm.. being taller than me
2. eyes
3. How fast they can run

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. walk in high heels
2. wear makeup
3. write good expository essasies

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. t3h internet
2. scaring people
3. reading manga

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1.Eat pocky
2. write that RK article...
3. Go to japan

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. er.....
2. Beats me..
3. SCREW THIS IM STILL A KID (i think haha)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Hyrule
2. The World
3. Tokyo game show

THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. Evelyn
2. Mai
3. Kikyo

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. discover my IQ
2. play in the snow
3. go to 100 anime cons

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
1. Whoever thought '3 would be a good number'
2. all myO friends
3. Anyone who got this far on the list ^_^



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Monday, January 24, 2005

Rant bot 4000
so, yeah I'm not all that happy. comments on the reviews were no all that pleasing although they have a ring of truth. Some of the shows here are indeed marked too high, I can name about 7 off the top of my head. I would like to note that although I do add probably .5 to what a more strict reviewer would give, I do put thought into my reviews. I let the bad as well as the good out and it can even be matched with other apparently 'better' review sites.

pfft. well, since I'm doing serial experiments lain as my next project, lesse what happens hmmm? For the record I loved that series XD Moving on... I'm at school right now on the school laptops. hee hee >_>; I highly doubt I should be doing this but oh well. tch, i'll show them X_X No I am not angry... er... yeah, So what if I'm in denial?

ARGH! VINDICTIVE RAGE MANIFESTING hahaha. yeah. i get like that sometimes....

5 Things to do if you meet a link cosplayer
1) steal his hat
2) steal his sword
3) knock him out and keep him in a cage
4) take his picture
5) glomp him/sell him

thats all folks, got community service till 6:30 so you guys won't see me till tomorrow probably. And then I'm gonna get with it for that review XD Oops, almost forgot about thsoe 2 articles I gotta do.

Zut. (french for darn)
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Sunday, January 23, 2005

yuki!
yuki means snow XD er yeah, I got to play in the snow today!

friend: aren't you a bit old for that?
me: .... wtf? *goes back to sleding*

yesh it was fun and cold >_<; But yeah, snow ish fun! studying isn't. which is exactly what I hafta to right now.... BLEH!

5 Things to do if you meet a talking stick of pocky:
1) ask about the weather
2) ask what it's like to be a box of pocky
3) Sell it
4) Play checkers with it
5) Eat it

Hey, in that one 5 actually makes sense. haha
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*cough cough*
Hmmm.. some funny chain mail going around. A girl is suffocated to death and has blood on her white shirt? Hello, people dont bleed when they are smothered, maybe if you snap their windpipe. Or if they are ashmathic. But anyway, becareful of the power of suggestion when you get that. Whoever wrote it is clever, I'll give them that. Even setting up false witnesses and then having real ones add on is even worse. But I think the author sorta screwed up when they put send it to '20 people' because now I wonder exactly why that will keep you safe froma vengeful spirit and also how I can't possibly do that and I should scrap the whole thing. XD for the record I did not pass it along. I hate the power of suggestion.

whew, I just had to get that off my head XD Now lessee.. *stares at front page*0_0 yay rurouni kenshin! My review! Now I can finally submit the fanart and article on history! *explodes with happiness*

Shout out to a fellow writer Katana chan: ^_^ yours was cool! I know have urges to see the FY animation instead of just the manga... heh... X_X *gonna be flat broke thanks to you*

Once the portfolio plugin starts working guys, look for a messed up coloring of Kenshin! (Don't blame me if I haven't used those color pencils since 3rd grade >_< ... they were petrified when I took them out).

I have THE thing to do if you find a bottle of gel, dye, fabric, scissors, a sewing machine, and several pieces of styrofoam?
1) COSPLAY TIME!!!

note: that is what I assumed you needed for a cosplay. Feel free to add more XD Also I have nana hyaku hachi ju hachi visits.

MWAHAHAHAHAH It's prolly not hard to figure out the numbers. ichi ni san shi go roku shichi (also known as nana) hachi kiu ju.
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Saturday, January 22, 2005

whoa weird number
My popularity ranking is 666 @_@ I'm not a particularly religion person but thats pretty darn weird/cool.

Hurry up and visit so it changes! XDDDDDDDD. *must.. get into 500's! haha jk jk.*

tat sure ish weird tho
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[insert evil laugh here]
^^; I shall torture you constantly now with MS screenshots! >_>;; er nevermind.

Anyway, if anyone wants to check out the uber cute site (finally in english! here it is)


maple story global! XD

err.. yeah, moving on I'd like to acknowledge- yes it's 6 am where i am and yes i was just playing maple story X_X and died. I seriously think I'm gonna have to go to conseling. Maybe and EQ one will be the same effect since I doubt there is a maple story one?

Is there even an EQ conseling ? haha. Anyway,

5 Things to do if you meet Adam ( the admin dude)
1. Ask him why the rurouni kenshin review isn't up yet
2. Ask him why you didn't win the tshirt contest when you CLEARLY should have
3. Give him a pat on the back and 30 gold
4. Sell him
5. err.. I don't exactly approve of cannabilism, but 'eat him' has this ring to it.. XD

That list handily takes care of the other two things I was gonna rant about... So I'm gonna go kill more little animals/snails/slimes. yeah. like so:

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