Wednesday, January 5, 2005

MAD AND STOMPY!
right, I had this nice long clever additional post before I left and the fuggin internet messes it up and now I don't have it no more. gomen. Anyway, if I remember correctly I was not happy about the live action eva movie (how you can fit more religious overtones in that anime than an evangelical sermon is beyond me) and my various tests which if I don't get nice 3 digit numbers I'll get my internet taken away and that Sobakasu should NEVER be listened to in english.

[insert rant about kingdom hearts here] I dun like their american theme, simple and clean. one) not a utada fan two) they should have just inserted an instrumental or something. or get real jpop. or jrock. like ToS and their day after tomorrow rendition. sheesh.

going to bed now, mad at computer and education system -_-
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Almost... there....
^_^ 291 visits! Please let the other 9 not be me!!! >_>; knew i should have kept my mouth shut. Anyway, I am a bit late on mentioning this, but as we probably all know (except those shadow dwellers) that a Tsunami was the effect of an earthquake underground. It hit Thailand, Sri Lanka, India, and Kenya (if my geography is correct). Thats about half the globe people! Alot of people have lost their lives, and more lost everything they have. The majority of my friends here live in the US which is a very priviledged place by the world's standards. If you can help, help. There are already organizations starting including Unicef (whatever that stood for). Please help victims and earn karma points. or something.

Moving on from the gloomy news into gloomier but more superficial news, I have discovered something about school. About a week of that is exquivalent of being tar and feathered. without clothing. -_-; Teachers are simply out to GET you. or something like that.

Anyway, if you managed to get through all that uncharacteristic seriousness (blame ms. serious personality) you'll be able to read and laugh at these console RPG game cliches (assuming you play them or understand the jokes)

"No! My beloved peasant village!"
The hero's home town, city, slum, or planet will usually be annihilated in a spectacular fashion before the end of the game, and often before the end of the opening scene.

Cubic Zirconium Corollary
The aforementioned mysterious girl will be wearing a pendant that will ultimately prove to be the key to either saving the world or destroying it.

The Higher The Hair, The Closer To God (Cloud Rule)
The more outrageous his hairstyle, the more important a male character is to the story.

Nostradamus Rule
All legends are 100% accurate. All rumors are entirely factual. All prophecies will come true, and not just someday but almost immediately.

Zelda's Axiom
Whenever somebody tells you about "the five ancient talismans" or "the nine legendary crystals" or whatever, you can be quite confident that Saving the World will require you to go out and find every last one of them.

Yeah, you sorta have to be an RPG gamer to get these ^_^ But they're funny all the same (you guys all played zelda or ff7 right? right???) For the record and not being sued, these are all from : The grand list of console RPG cliches yeah, its a pretty long list, and if you understand more than half the jokes you'll be laughing your head off.

Next, I'm putting up a little 'guess this anime character'. Shonen ai fans should get this SO easily. great, now it's too easy XD anyway, here are the clues:

He's short, school kid with a thing for singing, and when he's nervous and bows, he manages to hit his head on something resulting in bleeding profusely.

^_^ GUESS GUESS GUESS~ xDD Probably most of you have this already... wow this was a long one huh? well, I didn't have any crap to do after school today except... CRAP TOO MANY TESTS!! *drowns*

ghost: see y'all later! whoa, did I just say y'all? weird, I never say that when speaking. I guess I'm doing the whole american osakan deal :P
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005

EXPLODIES!!!!
uhh yeah ^_^ Lotsa stuff to study for and a violin group class tonight. I mean, how pathetic is it to be bested at the violin by a little squirt half your height? I mean, really XD I am lacking in achievements. Encouraging things for those who are going through school and/or crises:

Chin up or you'll never see those poisoned arrows streaking towards you!

Tomorrow is a new day and if we're lucky it won't the apocalypse won't be scheduled

When things are bad, some guy named murphy will probably say it'll get worse.

Errr, sorry for the twistedness of it all X_X it sounded good in my head. Speaking of which...

Stuff that sounds good in your head but doesn't when you shout it:

-Taking over the world
-Announcing you argue with voices in your head
-Yelling out ' CLOUD STRIFE IS AN IDIOT AND SO IS SEPHIROTH' at an anime con
-eating large quantities of bean buns.
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Monday, January 3, 2005

*crazeh laugh*
oog... im updating with a headache and loads of homework. Being a student= not remotely entertaining. -_- I'd like to be reincarnated as cat. No one bothers you excet little kid and those people who sacrifice you. or something. Anyways, yeah. School in general is one long test of endurance. See who burns out first X_X what is the purpose of homework, tests, quizzes, projects, and presentations? I don't know but I'm gonna fail 'em all. feh. -___- Fairfax County= education obsessed freaks who think that it'll actually matter when you're fertilizing the daffodils. tch. yup, im in auto pilot cynical mode. ARGH. -_- *drops dead asleep* oyasumi minna san, don't do drugs now, they don't help your IQ one bit even if IQs were relative to the general existance of things. To counter that Drugs aren't either.
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Sunday, January 2, 2005

EVERYBODY BE MAKING LISTS TODAY!
or so i think. everybody is a technical term for people who updated and are on my friend list. and not all of them either XD okay, so TWO. keh, making that THREE when i make MY list of my favorite anime character catchphrases (who all coincidentally are mostly guys)

1. "ORO!" Kenshin-chan, Rurouni Kenshin
2. "LOVE AND PEACE!" Vash-chan, Trigun
3. "FEH!" Inuyasha, Inuyasha
4. "no da" Chichiri, fushigi yuugi
5. "PHWEE!" Sakura, Card captor sakura
6. "HAIL ILLPALAZZO!" Excel, Excel saga

So yeah, ^_^ note i think in japan, "feh" is "keh" coz there is not "feh" in the alphabet >_>; Anyway, I am eating these sweet potato chips which im sure are pretty bad for me but the thing is is that they taste of SHOES. CHEWY SHOES.

For the record, no i am -not- a dog. Really ^_^ BACK TO YGGY ART!
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I wonder how much seppuku hurts.
yeah, I don't wanna go back to school -_-; SCHOOL ISH T3H 3B1LN3SS!!!! yeah, when I ge too excited I start talkin in 1337. my bad. *commits seppuku*
Ghost: alrighty, since derangedkikyo kicked the bucket, I'll be giving everyone their dose of insanity for today ^_^ First off, if you play tales of symphonia and don't mind mental scarring, check out

Tales of symphonia gender swap!

Yup, the entire cast gets gender swapped!! Personally Lloyd, Collet and Refill came out the best, then Kratos and Zelos. Sheena is unrecognizable. XDDD and Presea is... bleh, don't even bother XD Genius-chan? nyow XD ^^ tell meh whacha think. The artist didn't do swaps for yggy and mitos coz well... there wouldn't be much of a difference haha. I'm doing Yggy art right now, who here would like to see it up? Not photoshopped coz I'm too lazy and don't know how to do sky and grass, but I will use color pencils XDD Moving on, I'd like to bring up the COMPLETELY RANDOM, seemingly POINTLESS discussion about SNOW. See, here in VA it's been 55 degrees. Freezing tempurature is 32 (or 31?). Either way, there is a big gap. So all my friends up north- GIMME SOME OF YOUR SNOW!!!! right.

That wasn't particularly funny unless you went to that gender swap site. I'll try again later today. Ja ne.
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Saturday, January 1, 2005

NET POTATO! (see below)
^_^ family out to IKEA, the scary furniture place. You know, they make their meatballs out of furniture no one will buy. haha I'm just kidding. I think. Well, that pizza place in WIGU made pizza out of puppies. WIGU by the way, is a webcomic that had ended recently. google it fools :D

Anyways, about the net potato. It's sorta like a net monkey, except its a potato. Get it? XD it's only funny if you 1) have a crazy mind and 2) know what a net/web monkey is in the first place.

Wanna join the legion of net potatos? we'll start our own digital starch revolution!!! ^_^

for the record, i am -not- drunk. xD people who know me aren't very surprised. Right, moving on, if anyone lives near a asian market place, look in the freezer section (the cold place) and try to find 'mochi ice cream' They're in packages and are round and come in various flavors (as well as colors) THEY ARE REALLY GOOD!! ^_^Doesn't hurt to pick up a pack of konpeito.

Top Japanese Snacks/Candy:
1.Pocky (strawberry!)
2. Konpeito (dunk em in soda and watch the magic! or fizzXD)
3. Sweet Potato crackers (i like em ^^)
4. Melon bars! and melon bread!! woot!
5.Marukawa artificiall flavored bubble GUM. >_>;

For the record again, i am -not- drunk! haha, right *goes to bed*

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WHEEEEEEE SUNNY DAY!
^___^ woke up a few hours ago, got on my compy.... ZOMG HAHAH IT'S JANUARY FIRST 2004! wait... 2005! >< i have to fix that. bleh. anyway, haooy new year minna san!! I have a friend who spelled it that way and now its haooy new years! haooy new years! ^_^ So, let us take this moment and contemplate the higher things of life from the past year:
-cheese
-hamsters
-japanese MMORPGs i will NEVER get to play because i don't know japanese.
-evil sock companies in conjunction with bookstore owners
-t3h ]-[1ccup5. (the hiccups)
-LACK OF LINKAGE!!!

xD Anyway, this is how my new years eve went:

Waiting till around 11:30 pm.
Went to bed to spite the new year.

I think that's bad for my karma or something 0_o; Anyway, if any of my readers get to the bottom of this post, leave a comment to vote who would win in a sword fight: Link or Cloud Strife(ff7 version)? VOTE DARNIT!
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Friday, December 31, 2004

Oooh 128 visits..
Never expected to get such a nice welcome as a n00b/fresh meat ^_^; Of course that might not last with the whole 'excel saga' mess up. but then again, I tend to make everything much worse than they actually seem. Bad habit ^^;

SUSHI! SUSHI! well, technically I had sashimi and tempura for dinner ^^;;;; *sigh* 2004 is nearly over! Know what that means?

-For the next 3 months I will still put '04 as the date.
-In asia I will be 14 (0_0)
-Summer break is a few hours closer!!!!
-err... I would usually have a resolution but I was too lazy :P
-I would get confused with daylight savings and think we go back a year
-I'd try and remember when winter will end/begin here in VA.
-Back on the resolution- I wanna try to submit more articles/reviews and NOT screw up and get them published!!! xD some resolution eh?
-I'll try to follow Kenshin and Vash's philosophy on killing and try to miss stomping on buggies (;_;)
-Get around reading Paradise Kiss
-Alright, I better stop this lame list before someone sets it on fire -_-

^_^ yup, I'm gonna have a busy year... Full of stress, lack of food, too much school work... ya know, just like this year XD But I hope something interesting happens this year. Just no bass wielding-vespa riding-homocidal ladies okay? Tho that wouldn't be so bad since I would get to ride around and run over random people :P

KAMPAIIIIIIIIIIII (CHEERS!)
*falls off a cliff* Ja ne~
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SOCKS! and your laundry
Alright, say that you wear socks alot and you do your own laundry but when you take off your socks you take them off so now that they're inside out. and you're also lazy so if you find socks you never both changing them if they're inside out. that would mean every other laundry load will have socks that are rightside out. And if you really end up hating the socks that are inside out then you never wear them. Slowly, you'll run out of socks and since you're increidbly lazy you never change the ones that are reverse. So, that means you'll buy more socks. and the evil sock company KNOWS this and that will lead to a device inside all their socks that will SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL!!!!!

*exhales* whew... ^_^; me ish crazy.
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