Wednesday, January 5, 2005

Almost... there....
^_^ 291 visits! Please let the other 9 not be me!!! >_>; knew i should have kept my mouth shut. Anyway, I am a bit late on mentioning this, but as we probably all know (except those shadow dwellers) that a Tsunami was the effect of an earthquake underground. It hit Thailand, Sri Lanka, India, and Kenya (if my geography is correct). Thats about half the globe people! Alot of people have lost their lives, and more lost everything they have. The majority of my friends here live in the US which is a very priviledged place by the world's standards. If you can help, help. There are already organizations starting including Unicef (whatever that stood for). Please help victims and earn karma points. or something.

Moving on from the gloomy news into gloomier but more superficial news, I have discovered something about school. About a week of that is exquivalent of being tar and feathered. without clothing. -_-; Teachers are simply out to GET you. or something like that.

Anyway, if you managed to get through all that uncharacteristic seriousness (blame ms. serious personality) you'll be able to read and laugh at these console RPG game cliches (assuming you play them or understand the jokes)

"No! My beloved peasant village!"
The hero's home town, city, slum, or planet will usually be annihilated in a spectacular fashion before the end of the game, and often before the end of the opening scene.

Cubic Zirconium Corollary
The aforementioned mysterious girl will be wearing a pendant that will ultimately prove to be the key to either saving the world or destroying it.

The Higher The Hair, The Closer To God (Cloud Rule)
The more outrageous his hairstyle, the more important a male character is to the story.

Nostradamus Rule
All legends are 100% accurate. All rumors are entirely factual. All prophecies will come true, and not just someday but almost immediately.

Zelda's Axiom
Whenever somebody tells you about "the five ancient talismans" or "the nine legendary crystals" or whatever, you can be quite confident that Saving the World will require you to go out and find every last one of them.

Yeah, you sorta have to be an RPG gamer to get these ^_^ But they're funny all the same (you guys all played zelda or ff7 right? right???) For the record and not being sued, these are all from : The grand list of console RPG cliches yeah, its a pretty long list, and if you understand more than half the jokes you'll be laughing your head off.

Next, I'm putting up a little 'guess this anime character'. Shonen ai fans should get this SO easily. great, now it's too easy XD anyway, here are the clues:

He's short, school kid with a thing for singing, and when he's nervous and bows, he manages to hit his head on something resulting in bleeding profusely.

^_^ GUESS GUESS GUESS~ xDD Probably most of you have this already... wow this was a long one huh? well, I didn't have any crap to do after school today except... CRAP TOO MANY TESTS!! *drowns*

ghost: see y'all later! whoa, did I just say y'all? weird, I never say that when speaking. I guess I'm doing the whole american osakan deal :P
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