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Tuesday, February 1, 2005

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
My questoin would be: what is a wood chuck in the first place? And granted that it can chuck wood, how far does it have to chuck it? (answer preferably in meters). Why would the peaceful woodchuck want to chuck so much wood and why the flip do we want to KNOW? IS there some woodchuck organization, bent on keeping track how much wood they can chuck so they will someday lead an army of woodchucks across the nation and deforestation will reign? And when all our pretty little shrubs are gone, will they go GLOBAL? what about the woodchuck's benefits? Will they receive pension, 401k, life insurance, and most importantly, dental? If they chuck the wood with their teeth then dental would be the most important benefit. Why isn't there some union for the woodchucks? Just becaues they are part of a cute little tongue twister does NOT mean they cannot have the same rights as other working groups such as, milking cows. Wait... THEY DON'T HAVE UNIONS EITHER!

.... did aye just write aboot woodchucks fer 5 minutes?

And why the heck do I have an accent up there? 0_o;

T3h world may never know.
Sekai wakaranai.
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