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Saturday, February 5, 2005


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Raise your hand if you've gotten one of those ominous feelings, like doom is looming over your shoulder (which coincidentally is called monday?) -_-; With an orchestra playing test and 3 quizzes and a project to make up and present, doom or monday is more like slobbering over my shoulder.

But let's move onto happier things. Or how should I say it....

USELESS RAMBLING ABOUT ONE OF THE WORST PROVERBS EVAR.
"Don't throw stones in a glass house" Well... for one, glass is VERY expensive to make your entire house out of it. So unless you were crazy or really mad, why the heck are you throwing ROCKS? secondly, if they are pebbles they probably won't bring the entire house down...

which brings the question: how do you even die if you throw a rock in a glass house? the proverb never specified if it even had to break the wall or something. Even so, you're just wasting money coz now you'll be cold and you'll need to buy more glass.

So you decide to chuck a boulder of considerable size and weight through the ROOF of the house an a mad attempt to make this proverb literally possible... Well the resulting shards of glass that MIGHT rain down on your could possible damage a vital part of your body and kill you. Or if you threw the boulder UP (how strong you are I don't know..) then the boulder would PROBABLY come back down on YOU. But since most people are not strong enough to lift boulders of considerable size, they would stand near the boulder and drop it on the second story and then go down with it. Even so, you'll probably get some cuts, broken bones, and maybe a mental health checkup.

So in conclusion, I am a raving lunatic who takes proverbs seriously for the sole purpose of rambling about them, and the economy will soon crash because of all the high priced glass and curious people who want to build their freakin house out of it.

adieu

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