As you can see above, from the note in my intro, I'm currently working on a new theme for my page. Yes, I know I haven't posted in months, and I have no idea whether I'll be posting very often after the change. This is just something I felt like doing.
Oh, and apparently Alan seems to think that me finally changing my theme will bring about the apocalypse. So hold on to your drawers and don't piss in 'em.
Edit:
The new theme is up. Hold in Shift and click the reload button if you don't see it.
