Wednesday, November 3, 2004

   new
should i change my little picture that sits up in the corner??
i need some ideas on what i can change it to.
please let me know if you happen to get any ideas.
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HEHE HEHE HE HE!!! i found it!!



i found out how to get things from a site(no, i know how to get them, i just didnt knoow any of the sites, what do you think i am?? stoopid??)
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   he he
im here and bored to death.
i need help with this strange problem.
please somebody help me with it.
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Monday, November 1, 2004

i told yall id be back

About Me Personality Quiz
Created by jeffq1985 and taken 16307 times on bzoink!
What is your name?	deus
How old are you?	15
When is your Birthday?	why?
What is your zodiac sign?	um...
Where were you born?	in a town called winfeild
Where do you live now?	in a far off place called onalaska
What color eyes do you have?	they are blue, but they do change accouring to what i wear
What color hair do you have?	red currently, but it was originally brown
How tall are you?	i am a measly 5' 2"
How much do you weigh? (Be Honest Ladies)	i weigh um,.. oh right, 110
What is your race?	i am a makoi
What is your worst fear?	um,... failing school and having to be here more
Do you smoke?	ha ha,no i dont,*IKY!!*
Do you drink?	nope *nasty*
Do you cuss?	i think the question is when do i not cuss??
Do you use drugs?	except for prescription ones, no
Have you ever or will you ever steal?	yup, ive stolen, and it was wayyy to easy to do...
Are you dependable and/or trustworthy?	si
Do you play in a band or play an instrument?	no
Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?	yes id do!!!
If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be?	im a cerial killer, every day in the morning *chrunching may be heard*
Do you suffer from depression disorder?	yes, unfortunatly
If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be?	i would die of an anyrism in my sleep (thats a brain clot in your head, you die almost inatstantly from one)
Have you ever tried to commit suicide?	no, but i would
Have you ever purposely caused harm to yourself or someone else?	yes, i am a mosochist
What subculture do you belong too?	what?
Are you evil?	YES! IM VERY EVIL!!!!
Do you believe that you can be possesed?	si
Are you a paranoid person?	um,...
Do you ever get jealous of somebody else?	si
Are you obsessive and/or compulsive?	yes i am, very much so
Are you a violent person?	yes i am, and i dont really want to be
Do you take your anger out on other people?	yes, unfortunatly
Do you blame other people for your mistakes?	yes i do, what arre sisters for??
What is your favorite game?	do i have to pick just one...fine, kingdom hearts.
What is your favorite movie?	i dont have just one favorite...
Who is your favorite band?	um,...
What is your favorite song?	getting away with murder
What kind of books and/or magazines do you read?	i read graphic novels,(fat anime comic books)
What is your favorite color?	i love the colour of blood
What is your favorite food?	i dant have one really,..
What is your favorite drink?	SODA!!!!*HYPING IN A CORNER*
Do you own a pari of converse?	i did, once,..
Do you own a pair of dickies?	nope
Would you ever kill yourself or someone else?	wasnt that already asked?
Are you a virgin?	GOD YES!!!
Are you kinky?	in what way..
Do you like biting?	what?
Do you masturbate?	GOD NO!!
Do you watch pornography?	um, yes, but it is only anime porn
Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?	duh, red, and blue
Have you ever shaved your head in a socially unacceptable way?	um, no, i dont shave heads, or myne for that matter
Are you hyper active person?	sometimes
Are you religious?	my religion is lingerie, why? becouse they are holy
Do you have any self inflicted scars?	yes
Does pain turn you on?	yes
Do you stand for originality and creativity?	oh!! i hope i can pass this test!!
Do you like meeting new people?	it depends (not the adult dipers either.. sick minded people)
What do you like most about life?	being able to see all the different anime
What do you dislike most about life?	being here and living
Do you believe in love at first fright?	fist fright??
Have you ever pierced a body part yourself?	nope, but i want too, i think a second set of errings would be nice,..
Have you ever had to beg for dinner money?	nope.. i steal it
Do you own a car?	not yet...
Have you been to jail, yet?	nope
Are your clothes held together with safety pins?	some are
Do you have actual scars from punk rock shows?	nope
Have you ever vomit while making out?	um, no
Have you held a job for less than a day?	no
Do you own more than two pair of jeans?	yes i do
Have you ever had to fuck stuff up for no good reason?	YES!!! AND I LIKE TO DO IT TO!!
Have you ever been kicked out of your parents house?	nope
Have you ever been fired from your job because of your attitude?	nope
Does the world piss you off?	when does it not??
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   im back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i had had just the best weekend ever, because i got off school last week on wendsday, and it was fun!!
and my sister had a baby girl on um,um,oh yeah, tuesday last week.
im an aunt. yippee for me...
an i got a hole load of candy!!!
i love candy...
i love the candy...
who else loves candy??
><"""
be back later in the day
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Wednesday, October 27, 2004

l;eaving
i wont be back untill monday, see ya people

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i know a joke
i have a joke. sorry, but they are blonde jokes, but it does hold true, all the blonde people that i know in person, are, well,....IDIOTS!!!

okay,
commence joke
Q: what is 5 miles long and has an IQ of 40?
A: a blonde parade

okay, another one,...

Q: what do you call it when a bolde dyes thier hair brown?
A: artificial intelligence

Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.


Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.


Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A: She has a checkbook.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a Volkswagen?
A: FarFromThinking

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

okay, thats all for today, and im just sooo sorry if i offended any of you blonde people, but, thats just how life is, full of mysteries....
><""

'till next time, this is a dorkis, signing off,....
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boo hoo...>
my life is so boring right now.
my friend has just gotten the game that i want the most to play, but, i want the thing!!
and it isnt fair because hes got money, and i dont,... NOT FAIR!!!><""
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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

WHA HA HA
THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN POSTED ON MY SISTER WHEN SHE GOT PREGNANT BY HER "HUSBAND"

My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?
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IM SORRY, BUT I JUST HAD TOOOO><""

Congradulations....your element is Fire! Fire
intreages you. You beleive that fire is a good
thing and should not be feared. Sometimes you
are missunderstood by your friends and they
call you a little fire starter. Who
knows...maybe you carry a liter in your
pocket...just in case.


What Kind of Elemental Demon Are You?
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