Wednesday, October 27, 2004

i know a joke
i have a joke. sorry, but they are blonde jokes, but it does hold true, all the blonde people that i know in person, are, well,....IDIOTS!!!

okay,
commence joke
Q: what is 5 miles long and has an IQ of 40?
A: a blonde parade

okay, another one,...

Q: what do you call it when a bolde dyes thier hair brown?
A: artificial intelligence

Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.


Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.


Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A: She has a checkbook.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a Volkswagen?
A: FarFromThinking

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

okay, thats all for today, and im just sooo sorry if i offended any of you blonde people, but, thats just how life is, full of mysteries....
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'till next time, this is a dorkis, signing off,....
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