Friday, June 2, 2006

   Skewl
SKEWL is out BITCHES!!!!!!!! I made it to 8th grade. '07'11' run this SHIT!!!!

This morning when I was walkin to skewl with Jazzy and Tega it didn't feel like the last day of skewl, but then at the end when everyone was hugging and saying goodbyes it came to me ' I'm not gonna have to see this fucked up SKEWL EVER AGAIN!!!!!

Ya know why?

I'm going to the new skewl like every other 6th, 7th, and 8th (me) grader. AND FUCK YEAH AM I HAPPY!!!!!!!

I can't even express to you how happy I am...

I just want to go outside and celebrate FREDOM from that hell hole named WOODGATE!!!!

Anyone else who feel me? Come on skewl is THE FUCK out and some people just 'yeah uh huh'. I'm gonna a miss you all9shit naw'll I ain't. Maybe some of you) SHIT!!!GET OUTSIDE AAND CELEBRATE!!! This is like a fucking holiday.....FUCK SKEWL WE DON'T HAVE TO SEE DEM BITCHIN TEACHERS TILL' NEXT SKEWL YEAR!!!!

Can anyone say FUCK YEAH!!!!

Two weeks from now I'm goin to Missouri and then the weekend after that I'm going to CAMP with Hobo. This is the best FUCKING DAY OF MY FUCKED UP LIFE!!! (no not really)

Comment cuz you know you want to....

( yes I do know skewl is spelt 'school' but that's so boring so I spiced it up a little)

FUCK YOU ALL AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

( and yes I know it is not Christmas....It's called sarcasm people.)

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Sunday, May 28, 2006

   Four Letter Words
You know that quote, "Hate is just a four letter word, love is just a four letter lie."

Yeah then what is FUCK....

If you count it's four letters, too.

1-f
2-u
3-c
4-k

f-u-c-k; 1-2-3-4

And what is FEAR? It's four letter, too.

What about SHIT? Now that one is interesting.

What I'm trying to fucking say....is that there are alot of four letter word out there (even the word four is four letters), but everybodys focuses on two....and that's FUCKED OVER!!!

What's so Important about LOVE

All it does is break hearts....even if you marry the love of you life...one of you is gonna die. Then what BIOTCH? You lost the love of you life. What you gonna do now?

What's so Important about HATE

All you do is make someone cry (fuckin crybaby) when you tell someone you hat ethem or you hate something they love. THAT IS FUCKED OVER!!!

Do YOU HATE ME? Because if you do I will personally kick your ass....this is a hobby.
(kicking asses is)

Four Letter Words Rant Over and Out BITCHES





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   Random Rant (R&R)
OK today I was just watching T.V and then there was a Gatorade Commerical. And at the end it said ,"Is it in you?"

WTF? Is it in YOU?

I thought not....

But whoever came up with that must have been horny.........and that Nike shit.

Just do it.

WTF?

Just do WHAT?

HORNY BASTARDS.

Miles as well just say 'Just Do ME'.... ya know that's what they were thinking.

Where do they get this fucking shit from. This is some fucker just trying to fucking fuck with us fuckers......

(As you can see I like the word FUCK)

Rand Over and Out
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Saturday, May 27, 2006

   Some things about me EVEN I didn't know until now
Well....you know right now I was just thinking about all the things I do, but don't realize I'm doing it until I start doing something and what ever I was doing before inflicts with what I was about to do. Does that make sense?

These are some of the things I do:

1) I twirl my hair around my finger when I'm thinking deeply or just talking to someone.....

2)I ALWAYS listen to music when I'm on the computer...

3) I clean out my nails non-stop (right now I just did it again) and bite my nails when I think they look uneven (all the time).

4) I ABSOULUTLEY LOVE discovering new music I haven't heard or like a song and when I do I get all excited and queel, yes I sqeel, and I just noticed that when I discovered this song called Down with the Sickness, but not by System of teh down by the guy they made it off of, Richard Cheese. It's....interesting.

5)When I meet a new person ( on internet or not) I automaticly call them my friend and tree them as one. ( that is unless me meet bitchin at each other)

That's all I can think of. Actually I'm not that friendly off of the internet, but you won't have to worry about that ;o)
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   Bored as FUCK
Anyway as the Title says I'm BORED AS FUCK!!!!! I would go outside, but I'd rather be bored then hot as fuck....ya know what I mean?

I'm currently making Cd's for ppl cuz I'm bored........so I looked up The Used somemore and well... I made a Cd....the I looked up Aiden and made another Cd.....

Now once again I am bored.....

I am currently listening to Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects. Actually I'm listening to their whole Cd..... Don't mind me I'm a music freak today.......


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Monday, May 22, 2006

   HARRY POTTER!!!!
Okay today I was acting stupid. Actually I was at home ya know on the computer and then Hobo is on IM and I message her like hi and she's all OMG OMG OMG OMG.....Coolaid is in Jays room and I'm all soooo. Then she's like she's looking at porn and I'm like ok, but really I log off and then I walk in her house like RARRRRR and scare her shitless. Her and Cooliad.

Then we went snooping and found....condoms.

Well then we just sat there and then I had a brillant idea to go to Marya Yates park(wich is a long walk). We went there and then Cooliad was all y didn't we bring the bikes and then she's all lets go. Then we're like bye and then she DITCHES us. Okay den me and Hobo go to Hobo's house and eat NOODLES....and clean the kitchen. Then Cooliad calls like ummm...actually idk wut she said I wasn't listening, but she hung up. Den she calls again like why did we ditch her when she ditched us. And then we went to da front to eat da noodles and she locked us out( did I mention she came back), but we didn't care much cuz we went around back and started acting stoopeid after trying to get in a couple of times makin sure she didn't tear up. Then this is were the Harry Potter comes in.

We were just talkin about stories to make when we come to the subject of HARRY POTTER. And it went like this:

Me: Hi I'm Fred

Hobo: Hi I'm---wait I thought I was Fred....

Me: No your George...

Hobo: AHH RIGHT...terribly sorry I'm George Weasly.

Together: AND WE ARE THE WEASLEY TWINS!!!!

Then we started cracking up and kept saying it.

Hobo: HARRY POTTER!!!

Me: RONALD WEASLEY

Hobo: MOOOO

Me: OLIVER WOOD!!!!

Then it stopped cuz she tried the back door again and then I tried the front door and found it open and Cooliad gone.....interesting.

Well that concludes it for today and FUCK YOU ALL AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

(I just liek saying that and Yes, I do know that is it NOT Christmas)

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Friday, May 19, 2006

   MOVIESSSSSSS
RARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!*coughcough* Yeah me and my friend been doin that ALL day. Wouldn't YOU be annoyed......

I'm GOING to the MOVIES to se SEE NO EVIL.

I don't know who sai dthis, but they were like If I can't see evil then why do I see you. And I took it as a complement.

Weird me.

SO um.........................I LUV ME.............and you do too....cuz i said so.

IM JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!1

Ta ta until next time

discomonkey69
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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

   Toilet Adventures of ME
Dude, I just pm'd myself.....Not cool. Anyway, I shall show somemore of my randmness or I shall just talk some more.

I shall now mention my new friends.

mastahbetahs:dude his homepage is kewl, check check ch-ch-check it out....
That's all cause um.....no one else is important cause I pretty much know the rest......

Anyway, Now it is destruction time. What shall we blow up today? the porto-potty (wtf, mate?)? No The Toilet!!!!!!

Toilet: NO DON'T BLOW ME UP YOU LITTLE FUCKERS!!!

Me: YOU FUCKING FUCKER

Toilet: Fucking fucker?

Me: It's when you fuck people that's already fucking each other. Now the lesson for today....
*holds up pointer finger and finger by pointer finger o.O* These are your pussy fingers. They are called pussy fingers because you can insert them into a pussy....Everyone has one unless......*thinks* someone has a buch down there and they get cut off. Heehee....

Toilet: why are you telling em this. I HAVE NO FINGERS!!!!

*Well, while Me was talking, since the toilet don't got eyes, Me was implanting (is that the right word) a bomb on it.*

BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Me: That's what happens when you curse, FUCKA!!!

*But the thing that Me didn't know was that the Toilet had.......toitletries (toilet babys)

To be continued.........(or maybe not)


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   Is he Gay?
I'm sorry this is so stupid, but I just had to put it on here. No offence to those who liek Sasuske, it's just a video.....

And here it is *drums*:

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Roxas fun time; Vd 1
Haha Jasmine show'd me this video....it's stupid, but funny. Theres more that go to it, but that is for another time. If you like this then I'll add the others.


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