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Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Toilet Adventures of ME
Dude, I just pm'd myself.....Not cool. Anyway, I shall show somemore of my randmness or I shall just talk some more.
I shall now mention my new friends.
mastahbetahs:dude his homepage is kewl, check check ch-ch-check it out....
That's all cause um.....no one else is important cause I pretty much know the rest......
Anyway, Now it is destruction time. What shall we blow up today? the porto-potty (wtf, mate?)? No The Toilet!!!!!!
Toilet: NO DON'T BLOW ME UP YOU LITTLE FUCKERS!!!
Me: YOU FUCKING FUCKER
Toilet: Fucking fucker?
Me: It's when you fuck people that's already fucking each other. Now the lesson for today....
*holds up pointer finger and finger by pointer finger o.O* These are your pussy fingers. They are called pussy fingers because you can insert them into a pussy....Everyone has one unless......*thinks* someone has a buch down there and they get cut off. Heehee....
Toilet: why are you telling em this. I HAVE NO FINGERS!!!!
*Well, while Me was talking, since the toilet don't got eyes, Me was implanting (is that the right word) a bomb on it.*
BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Me: That's what happens when you curse, FUCKA!!!
*But the thing that Me didn't know was that the Toilet had.......toitletries (toilet babys)
To be continued.........(or maybe not)
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