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Monday, May 22, 2006


   HARRY POTTER!!!!
Okay today I was acting stupid. Actually I was at home ya know on the computer and then Hobo is on IM and I message her like hi and she's all OMG OMG OMG OMG.....Coolaid is in Jays room and I'm all soooo. Then she's like she's looking at porn and I'm like ok, but really I log off and then I walk in her house like RARRRRR and scare her shitless. Her and Cooliad.

Then we went snooping and found....condoms.

Well then we just sat there and then I had a brillant idea to go to Marya Yates park(wich is a long walk). We went there and then Cooliad was all y didn't we bring the bikes and then she's all lets go. Then we're like bye and then she DITCHES us. Okay den me and Hobo go to Hobo's house and eat NOODLES....and clean the kitchen. Then Cooliad calls like ummm...actually idk wut she said I wasn't listening, but she hung up. Den she calls again like why did we ditch her when she ditched us. And then we went to da front to eat da noodles and she locked us out( did I mention she came back), but we didn't care much cuz we went around back and started acting stoopeid after trying to get in a couple of times makin sure she didn't tear up. Then this is were the Harry Potter comes in.

We were just talkin about stories to make when we come to the subject of HARRY POTTER. And it went like this:

Me: Hi I'm Fred

Hobo: Hi I'm---wait I thought I was Fred....

Me: No your George...

Hobo: AHH RIGHT...terribly sorry I'm George Weasly.

Together: AND WE ARE THE WEASLEY TWINS!!!!

Then we started cracking up and kept saying it.

Hobo: HARRY POTTER!!!

Me: RONALD WEASLEY

Hobo: MOOOO

Me: OLIVER WOOD!!!!

Then it stopped cuz she tried the back door again and then I tried the front door and found it open and Cooliad gone.....interesting.

Well that concludes it for today and FUCK YOU ALL AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

(I just liek saying that and Yes, I do know that is it NOT Christmas)

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