Tuesday, June 3, 2008

So James and I have decided:
We're going to let him have a column for the rest of the year in my post. :D Because....he can't play in gym because of his broken elbow (which he tries to scratch but nothing happens XDDDD)

SoOoOoOoOo...James is thinking of a title thing for his part of the...posty thing... XDDD
You know what? Screw the title. Lol. Here he is. :D

James says:
Idk wat to talk about. So today i will tell the people my theory of how the universe started. A long time ago... in a dimension far far away... there was a society of superhuman clocks. u see they were in the fourth dimension which we all know is the dimension of time. Back to the story. One day, king clock was ringing and vibrating his heart out. he was so obnoxious that he opened a portal to the wat we now know as the third dimension. Now u ask me.. wat does this have to do with the universe starting? Well it does. When the portal was opened a watchling went spiraling out of control and was sent into the third dimension. NOw this was an old watchling so it was covered with dust. As we all know falling objects gain 9.8 m/s^2 acceleration due to gravity. So at a max speed of 200 mph the dust particles started to fly off the watch due to the third law of motion which states "for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." ok so these dust particles floated around the third dimension for about 100 million years. One day when it was dust mating time two of the dust particle met at a strip club and decided to get it on. There for creating the first Big "bang". In an instant the whole universe was created. Five billion years later on a distant planet called nebulonatron. The dominating species were the most advanced life forms in the universe. Now my God was their leader. Nebulonatron was starting to become a society of mad people. God was disgusted at wat his planet had come of. So he vanished one day, and came to a spot between venus and mars. This was the perfect spot to start a new society. So God took seven days to create our world, with a vision of perfectedness. Now this didnt last long because adam and eve disobeyed him in like the first year (wat dicks). Now God was disapointed but there is nothing he can do so he has to live with the fact that he failed and there is no such thing as a perfect society. Finito.


Okay........
That was weird, but funny at the same time I guess...

Anyways....It's almost the end of the school year. ^^ YAY. *celebrates*
I think I might be going to California this year again. :D I don't know though, I might get grounded again. XDD Knowing me, I get grounded for every single fucking thing that I do. =[

So.....Yeah.

I'm writing a new story. It's about someone's girlfriend getting kidnapped. Lol, I don't know whats wrong with my head at the moment. It's kinda just fucked up right now. =\

I guess thats it, because James' silly part thingy took up most of my boxy that I put in my post styles.

Bye bye!

(James says bye, and that he's cool. :D)
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