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Friday, April 20, 2007

   10 things to do at the mall [other than shop]
1. Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it.
2. Ask a salesperson if a certain color of underwear matches your hair
3. Search through a bin of jellybeans saying that you lost your pet spider.

4. Ask the pet store's owner how much meat hamsters have on them.

5. Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a saw cuts through bone.
Stare at a blank tv, and ask other people if they can see the hidden picture.
6. Test out the matresses in your pajamas.
7. Ask a salesman why a particular TV is labeled black and white and insist that they are colors. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, "You mean you really can't see it?"

8. Teach a pet store's parrot gross words that would make it unsellable.
9. Give a saleswoman a stack of pants, and tell her none of them are leak proof.
Bring a bag of marshmallows and "toast" them infront of the display fireplace.
10. Ask a pharmacist which drug will give you a wicked buzz.
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