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Friday, July 28, 2006
How To Piss Off Your Parents
1.Follow them around the house everywhere...
2.Moo when they say your name...
3.Run into walls...
4.Say that wearing clothes is against your
religion...
5.Stand over them at four in the morning with a
huge grin on your face and
say, good morning sunshine...
6.Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7.Wear a sticker that says, "im a retard"...
8.Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all
the time...
9.In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out
with you!!"...
10.Do what they actually tell you...
11.Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12.Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead
people...
13.At everything they say yell, Liar...
14.Try to swim in the floor...
15.Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a love bite...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head
yelling, "the sun!!! it's
dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running
around the house...in your
underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh
harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on
your waist... tell them
you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to
be a fly...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it on your
forehead... say you're a
lovely unicorn...
35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while.
then say, "ooooh... I get
it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like
a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around
the house...
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm
drowning!!!"...
42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...
43.when you are walking in the mall...yell dont hurt
me mommy/daddy! ( this
is not advised)
44. crank your tunes up as loud as they can go in
the basment and then walk
up stirs and sit on teh couch adn watch tv....more
music prefurably!
45. say the alphabet back words befor you eat a
meal...
46.act liek you have the mind mentality of a ten
yera old!
47.sleep all day and wake up at 6 pm eat breakfast,
eat lunch at 10 pm and
supper at 5 am see how things go from there..
OK NONE OF THESE ARE ADVISED CUZ YOU WILL
SOON END UP OUT OF THE HOUSE CUZ THERE SOOO MAD AT YOU
IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS MAIL THEM TO ME AND ILL POST THEM IN THE SECOND "HOW TO PISS OFF YOUR PARENTS"
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