Saturday, August 13, 2005

   Since there's nothing to write about, I'll tell a joke!
Once there were three men who wanted to buy toilets. So the first man walks into the store and asks, "Do you have any toilets?"
The salesperson says, "Yes. We have wooden ones, metal ones, and singing ones (yes, singing)."
The man chooses the wooden one, but comes back an hour later asking politely for a refund.
The salesperson asks why, and he replies, "When I sat down on my toilet, my butt recieved a LOT of splinters!"
So he walks away with his money back, and the second man walks in. He asks the salesperson the same thing, and the salesperson again replies, "We have wooden ones, metal ones, and singing ones."
Since he didn't want to chance his luck with splinter-full butts, he bought the metal one. Then, thirty minutes later, he walks back in and asked (not so politely) for his money back. The salesperson wants to know why, and it turns out that the metal toilets caused cold butts.
The third person walks in, and the process is repeated again. He took home the singing one. Then, barely five minutes later, he stormed back in and demanded his money back. The exasperated salesperson asked why, and the customer said, "When I sat down on the toilet, it sang, 'Do you see what I see...'". ***

Quote of the day: Time killing is fun, unless you aren't doing anything worthwhile.
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Friday, August 12, 2005

   I feel so very contented...
Good home, good activities, good family, good friends (uh, not so sure abou that ^_~), and... good grades? I guess you could say so...

Quote of the day: Being stupid is an achievement that many desire to have... unwillingly.
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Thursday, August 11, 2005

   New book suggestion!
For those of you that have never read "The Elder Gods" series, Book 1, READ IT. It's as good as Lord of the Rings! I also recommend that too. I know, I'm weird, recommending BOOKS...

Quote of the day: Rules are made to be broken, so why make them in the first place?
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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

   How many people like to read out there?
I enjoy reading, though everyone's like: Readin'?! Ya crazy?! Why read when there's TV? But reading's cool. Good recommendation for a book: Eragon, by Christopher Paolini. The second book, Eldest, is coming out soon!

Quote of the day: Washing bathrooms is boring, except when you get to shoot Glass Plus all over the place.
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Tuesday, August 9, 2005

   School...
School is a dreaded thing by most people. I don't dread school. I just... don't want to go. It's just round the corner, and when it starts, I'll never be able to update again!!! WAHH!!! Well, actually, I will, but just not a lot...

Quote of the day: Be kind to nerds. They might end up being your boss one day.
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Monday, August 8, 2005

   Still nothing to do...
I am so bored... it didn't rain yesterday, so our ponchos were useless. And just for a show of hands.. how many people actually know about and like Xenosaga, the video game?

Quote of the day: Reading is a good way to kill time. Even if half the world doesn't like to read.
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Sunday, August 7, 2005

   YAY!!!!!!!!
I'm going to the zoo today! Unfortunately, it's raining. Fortunately, we're bringing out raincoats. Unfortunately, we'll still get drenched due to the sad fact that the raincoats don't work. Fortunately, we'll be bringing out umbrellas. Unfortunately, we don't have enough. Fortunately, we're going with two other families, and we're going to hope they bring the umbrellas. Unfortunately...

Quote of the day: Life is complicated.
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Saturday, August 6, 2005

   So bored...
There's nothing to do these days... I find myself even longing for school to start *gasp*... Is that even possible?!

Anyways, I submitted a few quizzes last week, but they still haven't been accepted... I mean, they weren't THAT bad...

Quote of the day: Crying is a weakness. Do not cry.
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Friday, August 5, 2005

   NO!!!
I have theory lessons today. You go and learn theory, for the piano. ARGH! It is boring, uneventful, yet I still have to go! Why?! WHY!?!?

Quote of the day: Ignorance is bliss.
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Thursday, August 4, 2005

I'm feeling really calm right now...
The Inuyasha music I'm listening to right now is really good.... It soothes.... AHHHH!!!!! Darnit... the music has now changed, and is not soothing at all!
...But it's still good.

Quote of the day: Music is good to listen to especially if you like it. If you don't like the music, turn it off.
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